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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

by YMH Studios · English · Comedy

Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 13 min
Latest: 5 Oct 2026
Language: English

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5 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

The Most Delusional Man In Comedy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E341 · 28 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 53 min

Tom Cruise Pulled His Own Tooth Out w/ Rob Lowe | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E340 · 21 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 13 min

Raygun Deserved The Gold Medal | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E339 · 14 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 13 min

What Percent Gay Are You? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Check out Hoop and Huddle, YMH Studios' new comedy sports show, hosted by comedians Luke Touma & Nate Marshall. Two friends talking basketball, football, and whatever ruined their weekend. Less "analysts breaks down the tape," more "your boys yelling at the TV." https://www.youtube.com/@UCdaQbXFKAuvKcZcwieo8A6A SPONSORS: Thanks to MANSCAPED® for sponsoring today’s episode! Get The Lawn Mower® Ultra Gen 6 for 15% OFF + Free Shipping with code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com! The DraftKings Sports app is now live in all 50 states! Head to https://dkng.co/bears For simple, online access to…
E338 · 7 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 14 min

Jelly Roll Called The President A Fat Pig | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E337 · 31 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 46 min

Breaking Down The Barstool Brawl | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E336 · 24 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 26 min

Stavvy Called Us Out | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E335 · 10 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

Tom & Bert's Brutally Honest Odyssey Review | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E334 · 27 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E333 · 13 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 14 min

Bert Gets Bullied By Lou Reed's Ghost | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E332 · 29 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

Tom Poops The Bucket, Bert Shit The Bed | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E331 · 15 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

Patrice O’Neal Destroyed Me | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E330 · 1 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 45 min

Nick Kroll Convinced Netflix to Air Animated Animal Sex | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLfZinN-4ZV4wmZ862wupBWF Also, check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to…
E329 · 18 May 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

Live from the Rose Bowl | 2 Bears 5K ft. Jelly Roll, Ari Shaffir, Joe DeRosa & Are You Garbage?

The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 Also, check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code bears at checkout. Download Saily app or go to…
E328 · 4 May 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

The Bears Go Up In Smoke | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The End is here! Ari's new storytelling show is $5.99 per episode at https://theend.ymhstudios.com. There's a total of 7 episodes for you to enjoy! Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 SPONSORS: - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears. - Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month…
E327 · 20 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

The End Is Here w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! And it's finally here! Only at https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $29.99. Get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code cave for sixty days for free! - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Text BEARS to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. - Get 15% OFF your entire order @‌MANSCAPED with promo code BEARS at…
E326 · 6 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 15 min

Somethings Burning And It's Bert's Bus | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

The End is Ari's new storytelling show! It's almost here! Premieres April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ . Presale pricing only available for a short time! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/BEARS . Application times may vary. Rates may vary. - Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BEARS. https://bluechew.com - Sign up for your…
E325 · 16 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 17 min

The Most Redacted Episode Ever | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E324 · 9 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

Bert's Not Dead | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E323 · 12 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

The End Of Humanity | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E322 · 5 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

New Year New Roast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E321 · 29 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

Pimping Podcast Producers | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E320 · 22 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 10 min

Chris & Stavvy Save Christmas! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E319 · 15 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 10 min

The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E318 · 8 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 7 min

My Soul Will Always Be Fat | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E317 · 1 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 28 min

The Dark Side of Internet Fame w/ Marcus King | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bears10fm now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free breakfast for Life! - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com This week, Bert Kreischer sits down with musician Marcus King for a wild, emotional ride—naked ocean stories with Navy SEALs, cocaine confessions, microdosing mushrooms, Southern rock rankings, and why internet comments haunt grown men at 3AM. Plus: TikTok ruining music, therapy drunk, and Bert accidentally following people who hate him. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 317 https://tomsegura.com/tour…
E316 · 24 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 9 min

Louis C.K. on Writing His First Novel and Returning to Stage | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E315 · 17 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 9 min

My Dad Was Probably A Murderer w/ Kirk Fox | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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E314 · 10 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 59 min

Mel Robbins Calls Out Bert’s People-Pleasing | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Tom will be filming his new stand-up special in Milwaukee at The Riverside Theater on November 14th & 15th! Tickets are still available in Milwaukee for the November 14th show. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour . SPONSORS: -Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CAVE #Ridgepod -Get $10 Off @‌BRUNT with code CAVE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CAVE #BRUNTpod -Give the gift of smooth this holiday season with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra. Get 15% off + free shipping at https://Manscaped.com with code…
E313 · 3 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 18 min

Duncan Trussell BLOWS Bert's Mind! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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About 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer is a English comedy podcast from YMH Studios. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: YMH Studios
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 13 min
Latest episode: 5 Oct 2026
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