Season 1, Episode 11 · بودكاست عوافي
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4 May 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
Season 1, Episode 11 · بودكاست عوافي
4 May 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
سولفنا عن عالم الألعاب وفرضيات “ماذا لو”، وعلقنا على تعليقاتكم، وصارت شوي تصفية حسابات، وسولفنا عن متى تثبت الشخصية والوحدانية، وعن السفر بخريطة ولو انقطع النت عن العالم، وسولفنا عن عن الصداقات وتطبيقات التعارف، وعن كلانات اليوتيوب، وختمنا بلعبة خمن الكلمة من الصورة.
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by جام ستديو · Arabic · Comedy
عوافي هو بودكاست مرئي ومسموع من تقديم إبراهيم الخيرالله وخالد عبدالعزيز ، ومشاركة محمد النملة. يسولفون ويتناقشون بعفوية في مواضيع عامة بطابع كوميدي لطيف. وأحيانًا ما يوصلون لحلول أو نتائج عميقة، لأن الموضوع ببساطة: عوافي.
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ضيف الحلقة نواف الشبيلي سولفنا عن حب نواف للمقاولات وهوايته الجديدة، وعن غرائب وعجائب نواف، وسولفنا عن أعمال الدراما السعودية، وعن كأس العالم ومنتخبنا وعن جمهور الكورة، وسولفنا عن السفر وأنهينا الحلقة بلعبة سؤال وجواب
S1 · E13 · 18 May 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
سولفنا عن النوادي الرياضية وحماس البدايات، وعن أسئلة العزايم الكريهة وصار الوضع فضفضة، وعن السلف والتسول، وعن الذب والتنمر، وطلعنا بكم نصيحة اجتماعية، وسولفنا عن الخصوصية واللي ياخذ موقف سيارتك، وعن أسماء الناس الغريبة بجوالاتنا، وعن الكذب وختمنا الحلقة بفقرة مقطع وتعليق
S1 · E12 · 11 May 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
سولفنا عن أول سيارة سقناها وتدليع السيارات وألوانها والمخالفات، وعن سواقة البنات والناس اللي بالشارع، والجوال اللي يسمع، وتكلمنا عن الذكريات وأطفال اليوم وأول شيء نتذكره بحياتنا، وختمنا بفقرة لو خيروك ولعبة خمن الصوت.
S1 · E10 · 16 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 44 min
سولفنا عن العيديات وتجميعها، ووش بقى من فطور رمضان، وسيارة عبدالرحمن، ودخولياته بكأس العالم، وأكرمناه شوي، وسولفنا عن جدول العيد ومصايب العيد ومتى تكبر على العيدية ومتى تبدأ تعطي عيدية، والسفر في العيد وغيبوبة العيد، وجمعات العيد وسفراته وهموم السفر والطيران، وصارت شوية شخصنة، وكانت فقرات الحلقة لعبة الاترجال ولعبة الشخصيات، وللأسف في رسالة حزينة نهاية الحلقة
S1 · E9 · 9 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
سولفنا عن الهبات وكيف تنتشر بين الناس، وعن العطور، وعن التجميل للرجال والبنات، وعن زراعة الشعر وابتسامة هوليوود، وعن مقاومة المرض وتجارب التنويم، وعن دكتور الأسنان وليه نخاف منه، وجاوبنا على سؤال لو خيرونا نصير دكتور.. أي مجال بنختار؟، وكانت فقرة هالحلقة هي لعبة تخمين المكان، وختمنا الحلقة برسالة منا عنوانها خذوا راحتكم.
S1 · E8 · 2 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
بدينا الحلقة هالمرة بشكل مختلف، وسولفنا فيها عن لحظة السكوت في السواليف وليه تصير، وعن جدول رمضان وكيف يتغير الروتين فيه، وعن الراديو والشوربة، وعن لعبة الطايرة، وعن المسلسلات، واتصلنا على شخصية رهيبة، وسولفنا عن السوشال ميديا والحسابات الوهمية، وعن ليه بعض الناس تشتري متابعين، وكانت لعبة اليوم عن طاش ما طاش، ثم تنهد وقال إلغي رحلتي.
5 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 48 min
سولفنا عن مصادر الأخبار، الجريدة، وفن المونولوج، والبرامج المباشرة، بعدين تكلمنا عن المصطلحات القديمة وتعديل السيارات، والطفل الداخلي، ووش هي متلازمة المحتال، وإرضاء الناس! وآخر شيء لعبنا لعبة ممتعة وهي كوّن الكلمات.
S1 · E31 · 28 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 32 min
سولفنا عن الاحتفالات في اليوم الوطني وكيف كانت الاحتفالات قبل والحين وسولقنا عن إعلانات اليوم الوطني والأغاني اللي تهيض المشاعر، ولعبنا لعبة من أكون وحابين نحيطكم علم بأن لجنة النزاهة والمنازعات تنفي كل الاتهامات الباطلة فيما صدر من بعض الأشخاص من التشكيك في نزاهة اللجنة ومن يفوز في اللعبة هو يستحق الفوز بشكل كامل
S1 · E30 · 21 Sep 2026 · 2 hr 16 min
استفردنا بعبدالله الحسين وكشفنا أسرار خفية وسولفنا عن التمييز بين يصير خير وعوافي، وسولفنا عن الاهتمامات الغريبة ومصطلحات الجيل الجديد وعن راينا في حلقات يصير خير وعوافي، وسولفنا عن الأبوبة أو الأبوية أو الأبوة ما ندري وش الصح منهم، وسولفنا عن الأعمال السابقة وخلف الكواليس، ومواقف تصير مع الجمهور، وأشياء مستفزة، وانتهت الحلقة بهواش وإسقاطات ومطالبات ضيف الحلقة عبدالله الحسين
S1 · E29 · 14 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 37 min
سولفنا عن الحواري، ومطاعمها، وعن أغرب الإعلانات اللي جات لخيرو وخالد، واستعرضنا شطحات غريبة في برامج التوظيف، وسولفنا عن المسلسلات، ونادي عوافي، وعن أهمية طريقة نقل الأخبار، وختمنا الحلقة بتحدي اختبار القدرات.