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Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here! What happens: 00:00 Famous Kevins 02:33 Half man, half amazing 03:31 Heartbreak 06:23 Semen retention & sexual transmutation 09:55 Unibrow 10:39 Pubes 11:38 Blessed 12:38 Kevin’s favorite rapper 13:30 Titty man 14:54 Marriage 16:07 Jealousy 17:13 Top-tier white expressions 18:50 High school 19:38 Mothers 22:09 Punched in the face 24:53 Sex,…
Friends Keep Secrets
by Perfect Strangers · English · Comedy
Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco. With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-li
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