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The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator. 1. Bitcoin Blitz 2. Lady of Stain 3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning 4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head
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Australian comedy duo Hamish Blake and Andy Lee continue to taunt each other and their button-pusher Jack with a weekly show that is more about their listeners than it is about themselves. Hamish & Andy question and test the smaller things in life, no pondering too small. Visit hamishandandy.com
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S9 · E329 · 29 Apr 2026 · 44 min
329 - The Pub's Been Robbed!
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S9 · E328 · 22 Apr 2026 · 42 min
328 - From One Dad to Another... I Want My Drums Back!
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S9 · E327 · 15 Apr 2026 · 42 min
327 - Jingle Joust Returns
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S9 · E325 · 1 Apr 2026 · 42 min
325 - Definitive Answer On Who Is The Sexiest Dancer
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S9 · E324 · 25 Mar 2026 · 45 min
324 - The Wedding Game Results
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S9 · E323 · 18 Mar 2026 · 47 min
323 - Hame & Jack Join Andy’s Wedding Planning Team
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S9 · E322 · 11 Mar 2026 · 42 min
322 - The Bee Farm Re-Pitch
Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies. 1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct 2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge 3. Siri Name Game 4. Health Star Penalties
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S9 · E321 · 4 Mar 2026 · 51 min
321 - Back With A Bitcoin To Burn
Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team. 1. The People’s Bitcoin 2. Hemsworth’s Huge Claim 3. Power Moves 4. Web Geezer Jez
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