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Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old. PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s . Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how on earth did these rumours spread when there wasn’t even an internet?! If you want to get involved you can email us . You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok , and watch the latest…

Help I Sexted My Boss

by Audio Always · English · Comedy

In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered. <hr><p style='colo

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