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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

by Chris & Rosie Ramsey · English · Comedy

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 58 min
Latest: 7 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

7 Oct 2026 · 41 minNew

Please Keep Me Anonymous with The Thomas Brothers

Get ready for a fun filled, chaotic episode of the podcast becasue this week Chris and Rosie are joined by The Thomas Brothers! That's right, The Ramsey's are reunited with Adam, Scott and Ryan to chat about their podcast 'At Home with The Thomas Brothers'. But of course the chat goes in all directions, including manifesting, hobbies, drinking, co-sleeping and what life was like in Manchester for the Thomas Brothers in the teenage years! All this plus a great story from one of you lovely lot! You can listen to At Home with The Thomas Brothers wherever you get your podcasts and you can…

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Earlier episodes 29 most recent

2 Oct 2026 · 52 min

It's lamp season, Chris is a hypocrite, and can we take a minute for Lake Garda?!

The days are getting shorter which means it is officially Lamp Season! This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie report back from their holiday in Lake Garda (not Como) which includes a 'in a villa' update and some questions about a man in a safari suit... Rosie disarms the Chinese take-away alarm, Chris is a victim of karma and their is a Taskmaster themed contribution to the new feature. All of this plus voice notes, beefs and some fabulous QFTP'S! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧:…
30 Sep 2026 · 35 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joe Wicks

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the nation's PE teacher, the lovely Joe Wicks! Joe is on to talk about his new podcast Health or Hype where he takes a look at the endless tips, trends, diets, hacks and supposed quick fixes that we are served everyday. But when it comes to our bodies and minds, what can genuinely help make a difference – and what’s just hype? As well as discussing his podcast, Joe reads a brilliant story from a SMA! Health or Hype from Joe Wicks and Bupa is available now, click link here to find out more. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice…
25 Sep 2026 · 58 min

A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute

On the podcast this week Rosie has reverted back to Pj's and fake tan! The couple discuss pigeons, rats and if it's normal to have garlic bread with every meal! Rosie chats about her new TV show and Chris shares an unfortunate event that happened on the golf course. All of this plus beefs, an Agadoo update, questions from the public and the big guns are called in to settle a dispute!! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged…
23 Sep 2026 · 48 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Lee Mack (Would I lie to You, The 1% Club, Not Going Out) and Sally Bretton (Not Going Out, Beyond Paradise). The on-screen couple chat about the new series of Not Going Out as well as a documentary, celebrating 20 years of the show. Of course the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including practical jokes, the etiquette of acting, chastity belts and Chris shares a story from the first time he met Lee. All of this plus a fabulous dilemma from one of our listeners! The new Series of Not Going Out…
18 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

The Great North Run, a Twister re-watch and a special guest at Chris's show

On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Rosie has had enough of Chris being on tour but would like to know who his special guest was... The pair discuss whether Twister is a suitable rewatch, if Chris is like Fozzy and why people are nostalgic for Paw Patrol. Rosie has some potential HR problems, Chris is still head of the Dad jokes and they both explain their Truman show conspiracy! All this plus some brilliant additions to the new feature, prefect chat and some missing school books! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch!…
16 Sep 2026 · 57 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chloe Petts

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have an absolute riot with the brilliant comedian Chloe Petts. As well as being an incredible stand up, Chloe is also on the latest series of Taskmaster which you can currently watch on Channel 4 every Thursday or catch up on Channel4.com! The trio discuss aging, glow ups, soul mates and the time Chloe had a pilonidal sinus. Plus we get to hear a fantastic story from a SMA! Trigger warning, sh*t is discussed at length...literally! Chloe is going on tour so for tickets and all the latest info visit chloepetts.org If you want to get involved and have your…
11 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

Bro Dad, The Agadoo, and sooo many Lady Birds!

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed there is a lot going on and the new feature is popping off! Thanks for all your brilliant voice notes and emails sharing your sayings that other people say... Plus this week Chris has a new nickname and shares his joy of packing cubes, Rosie reveals some crime drama grievances and the campaign to keep The Agadoo alive starts here! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed…
9 Sep 2026 · 41 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rachel Parris

We are back! After delivering you some of our best bits throughout the summer we are back with a brand new 'Please Keep Me Anonymous'. This week joining Chris and Rosie is British comedian and writer, Rachel Parris! The trio discuss period dramas and how you can tell your age by which Mr Darcy you fancy, they talk about getting emotional on stage and they even touch on politics - by accident! All of this plus a brilliant story from a listener. *TRIGGER WARNING* This episode contains a very brief discussion around miscarriage. You can catch Rachel in her show 'The Rachel Parris Songbook' for…
4 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 1 min

An Irish Goodbye, a big life event, and some serious blephing

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Rosie has turned 40, Chris gets emotional over The Nutty Professor and there is a big life event that no-one was expecting! Plus, Rosie devises a new feature, Chris catastrophises over some DJ equipment and the couple start using the word bleph in all the wrong ways. All of this and some non-beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail involving a dating ick and Gru from Despicable Me! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650…
2 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Five

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Rhys James, Suzi Ruffell, Mel Giedroyc, Greg James and Alice Levine! Mel tells all about her BAFTA wardrobe mishap, Rhys is missing a kidney, Suzi is crushing on Mel C and Alice and Greg delve deep into horse anatomy. All this with hilarious stories sent in by you and read by the guests! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married…
28 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

The Fringe, a curse, and is there a Lavender Marriage on the cards?

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie reports back from The Fringe and she shares some thoughts about her identity and her 40th Birthday! Chris gives a guide to packing shopping and the pair share the concerns over Escooters! They also discuss curses, dentists, a mugging and working class parents. All of this plus beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail with a mistaken allergy! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the…
26 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Four

This week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, features chats and stories with Matt Edmondson and Mollie King, Emma Doran, Joanna Page and Seann Walsh (or is it Shaun Wallace?!) Matt and Mollie chat sensory deprivation tanks, Emma asks Chris and Rosie how they'd feel about being a dominatrix, Seann talks about the shock of seeing Matt Hancock when he entered the Jungle and Joanna's had her tubes tied! All this plus our guests read out some hilarious PKMAs sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧:…
21 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 1 min

A Garage-full of Beef and a Late Night Feast

This week on the podcast, Chris has single handedly been lowering the family golf handicap (someone’s got to!) and Rosie is planning a jam packed trip to Edinburgh Fringe! Chris has a big beef with Rosie, and they get a visitor in the studio... All this plus icks, QFTPs and voicenotes sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed…
19 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 14 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Three

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Joel Dommett, Tom Davis, Stevie Martin and Maisie Adam! With stories about how Tom got his Nando's Black Card, Joel's dealings with Paul McKenna, Stevie's queer icon status and Maisie's crush on Zayn Malik, plus hilarious stories sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:…
14 Aug 2026 · 49 min

Family Fart Police, Summer Holiday Whinge and Rosie's Packing Crash Out

This week's episode is dedicated to every parent during these summer holidays - let the whinge out! Chris and Rosie chat about their journey down to London with the kids, best (and possibly worst) post-night-out snacks, and about Chris's quest to find somewhere to fart in peace! There's Beefs, a holiday-themed lucrative sponsor, with icks and QFTPs to boot! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:…
12 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Two

In the second instalment of Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, Chris and Rosie are joined by Greg Davies, Vogue Williams, Olly Murs and fellow podcasting duo Jordan North and William Hanson! They chat about the I'm A Celeb jungle, haircuts at Harrods, X factor and Greg's appearance on ChuckleVision. All this, with stories sent in by you and read out by the guests! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube…
7 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

Return of the Plonkcast, feat. London Zoo, Legoland and the Goonies

This week's Shagged Married Annoyed is a Plonkcast special! Chris and Rosie are freshly back from a trip to London with the kids, and have plenty of holiday beefs (one particularly revolving around fish goujons). There are voice notes, icks and Rosie remembers the Goonies very differently... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more…
5 Aug 2026 · 59 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous – Best of Part One

Welcome to the first of a bumper crop of Best Ofs episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous, featuring some of the most hilarious moments with Chris and Rosie's guests! This episode features Sam Ryder, Jordan Stevens, Joanne McNally and Bridget Christie, chatting all things foxes, farm labour and zombie apocalypses, alongside some juicy stories sent in by you! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:…
31 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

The communal nut bowl, trust issues and Celebrity Gladiators!

On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and are celebrating their 12 year wedding anniversary! They discuss trust issues, true crime, communal food and kids making friends on holiday! There's also some air con wars, an unfortunate game of cornhole, Stuart Little 2 chat and Rosie announces that it's National Lip Stick Day! All of this plus Beefs, a fabulous voice note and some great Questions from the Public! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧:…
29 Jul 2026 · 44 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rosie Jones

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant writer, actor and comedian Rosie Jones! Rosie is on to talk about her Edinburgh show that is running for the whole of the fringe! They also discuss eating and drinking habits during the festival and why Rosie is down to one drink per week. They discuss what Rosie would have done if she wasn’t a comedian and what it felt like hearing Jimmy Carr tell a joke she’d written! All of this plus a Please Keep Me Anonymous story that sparks a debate in the studio! To book tickets to Rosie’s Edinburgh run visit rosiejonescomedy.com If…
24 Jul 2026 · 48 min

The luteal phase, a mistaken death and is there a new podcast pending?!

On the podcast this week Rosie joins us from her luteal phase and has some beef with her period tracking app! Chris has got himself a new catchphrase (which isn't approved) and they have had correspondence from a listener whose group chat caused some serious googling about the whereabouts of Chris Ramsey. Beefs include raw dogging supplements and some questionable vaping advice. All of this plus some QFTPs and a tube ick! Enjoy... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650…
22 Jul 2026 · 49 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ricky Wilson

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by Kaiser Chiefs frontman and all-round legend, Ricky Wilson. Ricky is on to chat about his part in Grease The Immersive Musical but in true Shagged Married Annoyed fashion they go on many tangents! Chris begins with some fan Girling and then the three discuss panel shows, scary movies, their joint love of TK Maxx, and weird things Ricky has said to famous musicians. There’s a great Please Keep Me Anonymous and we find out which West End show Rosie missed out on and Ricky shares a story about the time he had a fight with Johnny Rotten! For…
17 Jul 2026 · 57 min

Heatwave Swamp Crack and the Eyebrow Saga Continues...

Chris and Rosie are back from a very hot and sweaty trip to London... how much Sudocream did Chris need and more importantly, did the eyebrows stay intact? The pair have some customer service beef plus some passive aggressive interactions with restaurant staff. Chris shares why he is finally done with stag do's and the world of dirty talking cars is revealed! All of this plus a World Cup Ick, some 90's parenting and a nasty seagull! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874…
15 Jul 2026 · 40 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Kerridge

If you're not hungry now, you will be after to listening to this! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by Chef extraordinaire Tom Kerridge! As well as talking about his new TV Series 'Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy', they also discuss what life was like as an upcoming chef in London in the 90's, Tom's favourite cuisine and why a Greggs Sausage Roll is still a staple! Tom also reads a story from a SMA , Chris reveals his fond memories of eating at one of Tom's restaurants and Rosie recounts the time she almost vomited on live TV! Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy is a 6 x 30 series made by South Shore and…
10 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

The World Cup, Rosie's First Tattoo and is there a Priest Listening?

World Cup Fever has reached The Ramsey Household! The couple discuss The Mexico game and how they feel about Erling Haaland! Rosie has had her eyebrows done, Chris witnessed a man in need of a car, and the pair go down a True Crim rabbit hole!. There's beefs, religion, an embarrassing moment at a Baby Shower and Rosie shares a story from the public... but it sounds quite familiar! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married…
8 Jul 2026 · 45 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Charlie Baker

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian Charlie Baker! Charlie and Rosie bond over their love of Musical Theatre and share what it’s like being the singer in the family! The trio discuss bad Edinburgh shows, the time that Charlie got forked off stage and why he thinks everyone should do stand up once in their life! Charlie also parts some marriage advice and reveals that he’s a tap dancer as well as a singer and a comedian (a triple threat!) . All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lot! To book tickets to Charlie's 'Go Get it' tour visit…
3 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

Another Stag Do, A Little Accident and Memories of Snogging Strangers

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has been on yet ANOTHER trip. This one involved a lot of Guinness, a lost passport and an early exit. The pair discuss trouser shorts, arm tights, losing airpods and and what happens when you take a good banana through airport security. All of this plus some brilliant beefs, (foot wash anyone?) a verruca update, some Mormon Wife correspondence and a BJJ injury. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast…
1 Jul 2026 · 50 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Kane

On today's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, author and actor, Russell Kane! The trio discuss Sanddancers, life as an omnivert, and an unforgettable night in Berlin! Russell chats about his kids book When Brian Met Terry and his upcoming role as Romeo in the forth coming production of Romeo and Juliet which is takes place in September at The New Vic in Newcastle-under-Lyme. All of this plus a nostalgic look back to when Russell and Chris first met and a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story! For tickets to Romeo and Juliet newvictheatre.org.uk/book-tickets You can find both…
26 Jun 2026 · 55 min

Father's Day, Party Bags and Chris has a Full Medical

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey provide an alternative to party bags, could a bucket full of pound coins be the way forward? Chris has some Father's day beef and he reveals the results of his latest medical. Rosie shares fears that she had at the kids sports day and explains why Chris can't ever get his ear's pierced. As well as this there's BBQ chat, new Pj's and a potential 20 minute set about tin foil! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874…

About Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Sh**ged Married Annoyed is a English comedy podcast from Chris & Rosie Ramsey. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Chris & Rosie Ramsey
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 58 min
Latest episode: 7 Oct 2026
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