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Ahoy mateys! It's Captain Trevor Evarts birthday week, sing him a jolly sea shanty! Shopify: Your landlord has a small business. Your ex has a small business. What are you waiting for? Start free at https://shopify.com/smosh. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH.0:00 Intro5:13 Preface to Piracy11:17 Sponsor!12:34 History of pirates and their roles27:18 The Golden Age of Piracy32:18 Sponsor!33:51 Women in piracy & Black Sails45:30 Trevor's favorite pirate(s)!53:28 Rum, plundering ships, being a pirate1:06:38 Favorite…
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