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This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran costume" she puts on! (Honestly! The fucking nerve of this woman!) And don’t forget to follow us at…
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The Rewatcher
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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dram
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S2 · E18 · 11 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
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