Episode notes
Lorena TOTALLY gets why Bill is so obsessed with Sookie and happily nomnomnoms on Sookie's ass much to Bill's dismay. Tara & Alcide escape immediate danger, but worry about loose ends left behind! Eric has an appointment with the Magister, and Jason just wants to get some Crystal! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash officially throws in her towel on bill's bullshit, Mikie loses his mind about some VERY talented and adorable canine actors, and Alaina hates on a double negative moment! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!
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