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The Tim Dillon Show

by The Tim Dillon Show · English · Comedy

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 10 min
Latest: 3 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

3 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 13 min

515 - The Cornell 7, Bari Weiss, & A Botched Execution

Tim discusses the Cornell 7 case and why college is over, death row inmate Christa Pike surviving a lethal injection, and Bari Weiss trying stand up comedy while giving Peter Thiel an award. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: MOD Visit https://MOD.com & Used Code “TIM” For A FREE Consultation And Get 10% OFF Your First Order PLUS FREE Shipping Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at…

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26 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 18 min

514 - Netanyahu In New York, Nepo Babies, & “The View”

Tim discusses Benjamin Netanyahu’s address to the UN General Assembly in New York, Sonny Hostin from “The View” explaining why she sold her likeness to an AI company, tech bros having a hard time dating, Nepo Baby culture, and how to nail a job interview. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Tour Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Underdog Fantasy Download UNDERDOG To Play “Keep…
19 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 14 min

513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish

Tim discusses the Ed Sheeran controversy, Kash Patel making a fool of himself yet again, Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate somehow still alive, the Sydney Sweeney outrage, and AI CEO’s trying to fix their image. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Nutrafol Go To https://nutrafol.com & Use Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/timdillon To Cut Your Wireless Bill To…
12 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

512 - 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation

Tim reminisces on 9/11 and what it did to our country. He also discusses a bombshell article claiming Netanyahu was warned of a major attack before October 7th, George Bush telling Americans we forgot the lessons of 9/11, and an Anthropic employee declaring AI will destroy humanity. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Neuro Gum Go To https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For…
5 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 11 min

511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times

Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square, and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Underdog Download UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds!…
29 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

510 - Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman

Tim discusses the Lindsay Clancy trial and the support it has drawn from American mothers, a woman who converted to Islam and planned an attack in New York, Russia's increasingly dangerous proximity to war, and Darline Graham blundering a question during a Republican primary. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Underdog Download Underdog To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s…
22 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 14 min

509 - Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt

Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their weakest sales in years, and the US national debt topping $40 trillion. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Quince Download the Quince App or Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON…
15 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves

Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric gloves, the fallout from Taco Bell’s contaminated lettuce, and men leaving the workforce at record numbers. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: UpWork Visit https://upwork.com right now and post your first job free! Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized,…
8 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation

Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymore, and a story about a Georgia family losing their home to an AI data center. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim . Application…
1 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 5 min

506 - Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer

Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham, and the migrant crisis currently unfolding in Spain. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On…
25 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 18 min

505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin

Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being found in his home under questionable circumstances. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care…
18 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 14 min

504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t

Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss Epstein, and America being infected at every corner with literal sh*t. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at…
11 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 9 min

Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503

Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling Turkey a new enemy and saying Iran "definitely" has chemical weapons. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Helix Go To…
4 Jul 2026 · 1 hr

502 - Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode

Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's ridiculous wedding to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani telling people to set their thermostats to 78 degrees, it's the America we deserve. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15%…
27 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 18 min

501 - Donald Trump’s Endgame

Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency. They discuss Trump forcing America into Iran, his reaction to Charlie Kirk’s assassination, & the president’s association with Epstein. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! Stash Go To…
20 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 26 min

500 - Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny

For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret society, teenagers having nothing to do except violence, and Americans being paid to build AI data centers. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order Dose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for…
13 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 12 min

499 - Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement

Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant knife attack, Noah Baumbach’s awful college commencement speech, and Bari Weiss continuing to destroy news media. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com Morgan &…
6 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 9 min

498 - Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster

Tim discusses the success of the Backrooms movie and how it's inspiring the wrong people, Spencer Pratt's doomed run for LA Mayor, the tragic story of Henry Nowak in the UK, Tik Tok influencer Charlie D'Amelio accusing her father of stealing her money, and Ivanka Trump's new island resort in the Mediterranean. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Stash Go To https://stash.com/mood To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes!…
23 May 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

497 - Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop

Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of the Iran War, Kevin O'Leary telling Gen Z to stop eating lunch, and college commencement speakers getting booed for championing AI. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they…
16 May 2026 · 1 hr 1 min

496 - USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist

Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool kid in school. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Sitewide Memorial Day Sale! (Exclusive to listeners of the show) Ethos Protect your family with life insurance…
9 May 2026 · 1 hr 10 min

495 - Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies

Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! Aura Frames Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TIM . Promo Code TIM Morgan &…
3 May 2026 · 1 hr 3 min

494 - Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump

Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: UpWork Visit https://upwork.com/TIM right now and post your first job free! Ultra Pouches Go To https://takeultra.com & Use Code “TIMDILLON” For 15% OFF Your Order Hims…
25 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 18 min

493 - The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto

Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto on what American culture means to him. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon New "Friend Of The Show" Merch Out Now: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/collections/friend-of-the-show SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM…
18 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 16 min

492 - Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter

Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! Hims ED Get simple, online access…
11 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 8 min

491 - Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission

Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at…
4 Apr 2026 · 1 hr

490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy

Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at…
28 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 6 min

489 - Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam

Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIM To Get Unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For…
21 Mar 2026 · 53 min

488 - Bibi, Genghis Khan, & The Decency To Stay Home

Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Aura Frames Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TIM . Promo Code TIM Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First…
14 Mar 2026 · 59 min

487 - Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture

Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS Nutrafol Find Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 20% OFF Sitewide March Madness Sale!…
7 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 30 min

486 - Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction

Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a Middle Eastern war, and what the end game of this situation may look like. Live Dates: 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Stash Go To https://get.stash.com/TIM To See How You Can Receive $25 Toward Your First Stock Purchase! Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel:…

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Publisher: The Tim Dillon Show
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 10 min
Latest episode: 3 Oct 2026
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