Episode notes
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's back from Mykonos where she ate exclusively Greek food(ish), got a free doughnut from a beach vendor, and discovered some truly horrifying facts about hyena genitalia, whilst Amber's back from Madrid where the ladies of the night were outside her window and the Spanish measures were out of control. Plus, there's a heatwave meltdown, a rant about putting sun cream on Spen's oily back, shoes-in-the-house bacteria that will ruin your day, barefoot men in the gym, World Cup news, Gordon Ramsay definitely lying about not buying his kids houses, and a…
Vogue & Amber
by Global · English · Society & Culture
Welcome to Vogue & Amber: The Podcast and welcome to the family! Join the sisters as they put the world to rights, chatting family life, gossip, games, and helping the listeners with their dramas and dilemmas. Ask questions, ask for advice, or send in your stories and AITAs to vogueandamberpod@glo
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