Episode notes
In this episode: Is this the worst episode we've ever done? We acknowledged it, and then carried on anyway. It's the last one before Vogue's off to have the baby, and it's a beautiful mess. We've recorded a million episodes this week and we've fully run out of steam. Plus, Amber gets an eye clinic apology, Vogue makes the huge decision of blue versus red Cool Pops before 11am, a truly hideous goujon based confession from Amber, Vogue's solo date plans with the kids pre baby, the Type A woman of our DREAMS and a WLW IVF dilemma. Vogue & Amber is a Global production, available every Tuesday…
Vogue & Amber
by Global · English · Society & Culture
Welcome to Vogue & Amber: The Podcast and welcome to the family! Join the sisters as they put the world to rights, chatting family life, gossip, games, and helping the listeners with their dramas and dilemmas. Ask questions, ask for advice, or send in your stories and AITAs to vogueandamberpod@glo
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