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In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi !
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Absolutely No Adventures
Destiny Howell · Stories · English
Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills wit
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S1 · E6 · 12 min
S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem
In which Sig receives some mail. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi !
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S1 · E5 · 12 min
S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi !
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S1 · E4 · 13 min
S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days
In which Happy has a visitor. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi !
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S1 · E3 · 14 min
S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible
In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi !
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S1 · E1 · 15 min
S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath
In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod . Support us on Patreon or Kofi !
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3 min
ANA - Teaser Trailer
In which the gang tries to shoot a promo. Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background. Episode One premieres October 14th. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. This podcast is powered by Pinecast .
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