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Jackie is ready for Off Brand October and is reminded of the enormous stupidity of the general population, stalks a man over patio cushions, and has not one but two public altercations.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLEBoll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% % off site-wide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLE The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order…
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