Podcast · Film & TV

Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

by Movies, Films and Flix · English · Film & TV

Deep Blue Sea is the greatest movie ever made about genetically modified sharks attempting to escape their aquatic prison. To celebrate this beautiful film, Mark Hofmeyer and Jay Cluitt are dedicating the first 33 episodes to discussing the 33 chapters on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. Sit back, relax, and

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 58 min
Latest: 9 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

9 Oct 2026 · 14 min

Bonus Episode - The Beast (2026) - Non-Spoiler Review

Jay and Mark briefly discuss (with no spoilers) the 2026 Renny Harlin-directed action film The Beast .

Play episodeWhatsApp Download

Earlier episodes 29 most recent

7 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Episode 303 - A Bassoonist Falling Down the Stairs
The second round of Deep Blue Sea 2 coverage begins! Jay and Mark are joined by Andy Goulding (@toonbreakdown on Instagram) to discuss the first chapter of Deep Blue Sea 2 . In this episode, they also talk about weather-based names, ostentation punctuation, and films that are fun to explain. Enjoy!
30 Sep 2026 · 58 min
Episode 302 - Rattlers (1976)
New episode! Jay is joined by Todd Liebenow (@forgottenfilmz) for the snake mania movie Rattlers (1976), in which snakes are enraged by chemical warfare and take out everyone in their vicinity! On this episode they discuss condescending music, mid-crisis vacations, and casino snakes!
23 Sep 2026 · 39 min
Episode 301 - Anaconda: Cursed Jungle (2024)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2024 creature feature Anaconda: Cursed Jungle . Directed by Hesheng Xiang and Qiuliang Xiang and starring Terence Yin, Nita Lei, and a bunch of really big snakes, the movie focuses on what happens when circus performers are forced to deal with a mysterious poacher and a comically large snake. In this episode, they also talk about excellent visual effects, fun remakes, and power washing snakes. Enjoy!
16 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Episode 300 - Crawl (2019)
Jay and Mark are joined by Zanandi to discuss the excellent 2019 creature feature Crawl . Directed by Alexandre Aja and starring Kaya Scodelario, Barry Pepper, and some good-looking big chunky gators, the movie focuses on what happens when a family is forced to battle alligators and Florida weather. In this episode, they also talk about overcoming athletic plateaus, opportunistic Florida looters, and living the Crawl life. Enjoy! This episode includes AI-generated content.
9 Sep 2026 · 55 min
Episode 299 - Hungry (2026)
Jay and Mark are joined by Tony Cogan to discuss the 2026 survival thriller Hungry . Directed by James Nunn and starring Madison Davenport, Tracey Bonner, Joaquim de Almeida, and an angry hippo, the movie follows a group of tourists on the worst alligator-sighting tour ever. In this episode, they also talk about sad swimming, sneaky hippos, and terrible tours.
2 Sep 2026 · 53 min
Episode 298 - Sssssss (1973)
New episode! Jay is joined by Richard Kirkham (@kirkham007 on Instagram) for Sssssss , a very normal film about a regular guy who just wants to turn people into snakes. On this episode they discuss swimming doll movies, James Bond villain plans, and reptile comeuppances!
26 Aug 2026 · 1 hr
Episode 297 - Snakes on a Train (2006)
New episode! Jay welcomes aboard Aaron Neuwirth (@aaronsps4) to ride the rails with the Snakes on a Train , a film featuring far more magic and snake vomiting than anyone expected! On this episode they discuss sharks in the Thames, knockout dust and swamp puppies!
19 Aug 2026 · 38 min
Episode 296 - Chum (2026)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 shark film Chum . Directed by Jonathan Zuck and starring Alice Eve, Eric Michael Cole, and an incredible amount of ADR, the movie focuses on a shark hunter who is really bad at hunting sharks. In this episode, they also talk about temporary shark-riding, cynical cash-grab AI slop, and ghost poetry.
12 Aug 2026 · 57 min
Episode 295 - The Devil's Mouth (2026)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 shark film The Devil’s Mouth . Directed by Jeff Wadlow and starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, and a hungry bull shark, the movie follows a group of friends as they battle a bull shark while trapped in a cave. In this episode, they also talk about jellyfish gang surprise attacks, chomped turtles, and the most annoying character making the worst decisions. Enjoy!
5 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
Episode 294 - Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Jay and Mark are joined by Heather (@headertime1981 on X) to discuss the 2006 motherf***ing thriller Snakes on a Plane . Directed by David R. Ellis (the second unit director of Deep Blue Sea ) and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, and hundreds of motherf***ing snakes, the movie focuses on what happens when a crime boss comes up with an inefficient plan to kill a witness. In this episode, they also talk about internet hype, flight simulators, and Bobby Cannavale having a hot wife. Enjoy!
29 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 38 min
Episode 293 - Deep Blue Sea 2 Commentary Track
The Deep Blue Sea 2 commentary track! Sit back, relax, and listen to Jay and Mark talk about scene-ruining ties, Limitless juice, baby shark gangs, angry acting, swimming cleavage-first into the camera, and South African fishing bros in nice sweaters. Enjoy!
22 Jul 2026 · 56 min
Episode 292 - Deep Water (2026)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival thriller Deep Wate r. Directed by Renny Harlin and starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, Lucy Barrett and a shark gang, the movie focuses on what happens when a gang of sharks attack the survivors of a plane crash. In this episode, they also talk about frisky sharks, Renny playing the hits, and beast-mode flight attendants.
15 Jul 2026 · 47 min
Episode 291 - Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2009 action horror film Anacondas: Trail of Blood . Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy and starring Crystal Allen, Linden Ashby, John Rhys-Davies and many pairs of cargo pants, the movie focuses on what happens when a large snake chases people around the Romanian wilderness. In this episode, they also talk about wide shots of snakes eating people, underground serum dungeons, and cost-effective bug bites. Enjoy!
8 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Episode 290 - Deep Blue Sea Script Read
New episode! If you've been listening to our second dive through the chapters of Deep Blue Sea , you'll have presumably loved our re-enactments of each chapter at the start of each episode. To celebrate finishing this dive, here's all those chapters sewn together! Enjoy this full Deep Blue Sea script read, with the Deep Blue Sea Players! Featuring Jeanette Ward (@j.y.ward) as Brenda, DJ Valentine (@kenjinattix) as Russell, Heather Baxendale-Walsh (@headertime1981) as Janice, Nick Rehak (@thatrehak) as Carter, Emily Slade as Susan, Norbert Morvan (@norbertomorvan) as Preacher, Mark Hofmeyer…
1 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Episode 289 - Rango (2011)
New episode! Jay is joined by Andy Goulding from Cartoon Breakdown (@toonbreakdown on Instagram) to get dragged away screaming into the desert in search of water with Rango ! On this episode they discuss incredibly ugly characters, bleached dream sequences and the films of Gore Verbinski, plus rock things, frog breasts, and drooping phallic face danglers!
24 Jun 2026 · 54 min
Episode 288 - Kraken (2026)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 creature feature Kraken . Directed by Pål Øie, and starring Sara Khorami, Mikkel Bratt Silset, and salmon lice, the movie focuses on what happens when an ancient creature awakens and starts eating kayakers. In this episode, they also talk about overhead shots, scared crabs, fjord creatures, and international sub-par aquatic creature features
17 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
Episode 287 - Eels and Sod Scum
Jay and Mark are joined by Nick (@thatrehak on Instagram) and Bubbawheat (@bubbawheat) to discuss "End Credits," The 33rd and final chapter of Deep Blue Sea . In this episode, they also talk about haunted oceans, LL Cool J being an Animorph, and sharks in superhero films.
10 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Episode 286 - Boa vs Python (2004)
New episode! Jay is joined by Matt Poirier (@dtvconnoisseur on Instagram) for Boa vs Python (2004), in which a giant boa constrictor named Betty is used to hunt down an escaped giant python, name unknown. On this episode, they discuss tasty biscuits, underwater expressions and seductive shower gel, plus the difference between Mike Leigh films and Steven Seagal movies.
3 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Episode 285 - Eaten Alive (1976)
Jay and Mark are joined by Joey Lewandowski (@soulpopped on Instagram) to discuss the 1976 exploitation slasher horror film Eaten Alive . Directed by Tobe Hooper, and starring Neville Brand, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones and oppressive red lighting, the movie focuses on a murderous hotel proprietor who feeds guests to his pet crocodile. In this episode, they also talk about Tobe Hooper’s filmography, surrealistic twilight dream worlds, and animals in the Fast & Furious franchise. Enjoy! Make sure to listen to the 2 Fast 2 Forever: The Fast and Furious Podcast! It’s a great time.
27 May 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Episode 284 - Double Wendigo
Jay and Mark are joined by Simon Appleton (@movie_moustache on Instagram) to discuss "Are You Sure?" the 32nd chapter of Deep Blue Sea . In this episode, they also talk about cooking with dynamite, bad acting eating, and moustaches in creature features. Enjoy!
20 May 2026 · 55 min
Episode 283 - Killer Whale (2026)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival thriller Killer Whale . Directed by Jo-anne Brechin and starring Virginia Gardner, Mel Jarnson, and a ghost cello, the movie focuses on what happens after a diner robbery goes awry. In this episode, they also talk about double tragedies, sinking rocks, wailing whales, jet ski action scenes, sandwich bag sweat, and pizza floats. Enjoy!
13 May 2026 · 1 hr
Episode 282 - Rogue (2007)
New episode! Jay is joined by Jessica Manzo-Kyte (@jessmanzo on Instagram) to finally talk about Rogue (2007), in which an Australian tourist cruise gets stranded on a small island near a large crocodile! On this episode they discuss obnoxious t-shirts, acting with insects and how to remain English whilst dying!
6 May 2026 · 55 min
Episode 281 - People in Cargo Shorts Yelling at Each Other
Jay and Mark are joined by Dr. Daryl McPhee to discuss "Unsure Shooting," the 31st chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about discuss BMX Bandits, Australian shark films, and Rose Byrne near water in movies. Enjoy! Make sure to buy Dr. Daryl McPhee's upcoming book "Sharks Down Under"
1 May 2026 · 12 min
Bonus Episode - Deep Water (2026) Spoiler-Free Review
Jay and Mark briefly discuss (with no spoilers) the 2026 survival film Deep Water . Directed by Renny Harlin, and starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, and a shark gang, the movie focuses on what happens when a plane crashes near a gang of hungry sharks. In this episode, they also talk about plane crash movies, pretty people, and Renny rankings. Enjoy!
29 Apr 2026 · 47 min
Episode 280 - Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2008 creature feature sequel Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008). Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy, and starring David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allien and A snake that only eats heads and has a spear-tail, the movie focuses on what happens when several characters walk around Romanian woods. In this episode, they also talk about business tank tops, lingering shots, and the worst movies we've ever covered. Enjoy!
22 Apr 2026 · 51 min
Episode 279 - Thrash (2026)
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival horror film Thrash . Directed by Tommy Wirkola and starring Phoebe Dynevor, Whitney Peak, Djimon Hounsou, and the worst foster parents ever, the movie focuses on what happens when South Carolina residents are forced to deal with raging waters, pouring rain, and hungry sharks. In this episode, they also talk about steak dynamite, blood trucks, and morbid survival advice. Enjoy!
15 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
Episode 278 - American Pie-land
Jay and Mark are joined by MJ Smith to discuss “Come to Mama,” the 30th chapter of Deep Blue Sea . In this episode, they also talk about palm-slicing, cinematic sacrifices, and casting Johnny Knoxville in DBS. Enjoy! Please make sure to follow M.J (@mjsmith891 on X) and listen to Let's Jaws For A Minute , (@jawsforaminute) podcast.
8 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Episode 277 - Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011)
Jay and Mark are joined by Nick Rehak to discuss Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011). Directed by Mary Lambert and starring Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, and a muscular chef, the movie focuses on what happens when two maniacs destroy the Everglades. In this episode, they also talk about running on water, gala slap fighting, and the ethics of killing Cthulhu. Enjoy!
1 Apr 2026 · 55 min
Episode 276 - The Deep Blue Sea (2011)
Jay and Mark discuss The Deep Blue Sea (2011). Directed by Terence Davies, and starring Rachel Weisz, Tom Hiddleston and many cigarettes, the romantic drama focuses on a destructive love affair that doesn’t involve sharks. In this episode, they also talk about melancholy smoking, crying near fireplaces, and Battenberg cakes. Enjoy!

About Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast is a English film & tv podcast from Movies, Films and Flix. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Movies, Films and Flix
Language: English
Category: Film & TV
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 58 min
Latest episode: 9 Oct 2026
Feed: RSS — paste into any podcast app
Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1522738259
Rights: Copyright Movies, Films and Flix

RSS feed Apple Podcasts

More English film & tv

Take it with you

The Melo app keeps playing with the screen off, works in the car and on your watch, wakes you to your station, and browses the whole catalogue offline. Free, no ads, no account.