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Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Distractible
Distractible · Comedy · English
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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