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0:04SPEAKER_00:Welcome back to another edition of the Dog Park Chronicle. Hey gang, this is Larry, and I'm at the dog park with my few of my favorite friends and pups. And earlier today I met Sal. And Sal, besides saying good morning, uh uh told me the headlines from today's New York Post, page six. Something that we all really should read. So Sal got my attention by, hey, did you see the picture of the woman pouring uh milk on this wrapped-up guy? Well, that was just the beginning.

0:53SPEAKER_00:So, let me continue the story, since it's Sal's story, with him filling in a little bit about the next part, and then I'll meet you around the corner.

1:03SPEAKER_01:What next part?

1:04SPEAKER_00:I'd like you to tell the story. What story?

1:07SPEAKER_02:How did it happen? What was it?

1:09SPEAKER_01:But the woman. You're the one who read about it. I just knew the I just saw the picture. Playing innocent. That's what I like about you. What was the picture of? A guy wrapped a guy attached to a telephone pole or some kind of pole. What city? In New York City. Your hometown. Wrapped around wrapped wrapped in saran wrap with a woman pouring milk over his head.

1:33SPEAKER_02:And what color was the saran wrap?

1:35SPEAKER_01:It looked greenish.

1:36SPEAKER_02:And what did he have on underneath?

1:38SPEAKER_01:I have no idea.

1:39SPEAKER_02:Well, what did the article say that he had on underneath?

1:42SPEAKER_01:He knows, Larry knows that. He he delved deeply into that article.

1:45SPEAKER_00:I only know about it because Sal said, before you come back to the dog talk, please share.

1:54SPEAKER_02:Well, Sal clearly wanted to know I was out.

1:57SPEAKER_01:I didn't even read the story in the paper. I just laughed at the pictures and moved on.

2:01SPEAKER_00:Oh, so you're one of the guys who goes into the drugstore and goes into the back where all the magazines were. You know, I we were 16. And you just and you tell the the drugstore owner, oh, I'm just looking at at this magazine because of the articles? We know you looked at the pictures. Stop recording that. That's absolutely.

2:21SPEAKER_02:What is the woman's name?

2:23SPEAKER_00:Her last name is tattoo.

2:25SPEAKER_02:What's her first name?

2:26SPEAKER_00:Sabine. Who?

2:28SPEAKER_02:Sabine.

2:29SPEAKER_00:Sabine?

2:30SPEAKER_02:No, Sabine.

2:32SPEAKER_00:Oh, Sabine.

2:33SPEAKER_02:And why do we think her last name is Tattoo?

2:35SPEAKER_00:Because we saw the picture of her, and she is just covered in tattoos. But for those who are uninformed, let me just share with you that this woman charges$10,000 a day. And this innocent uh guy came up from uh uh Maryland and uh wanted to share the experience in Soho. So uh his pictures on page six on yesterday's Saturday's New York Post. You can all see it for real. And I'll tell you, for me, it was an education. I thought that he was a subscriber.

3:17SPEAKER_01:And because subscriber.

3:20SPEAKER_00:Because it only says But our dean of students, Wesleyan, he was a substitute, had experienced this before, and she just educated me as she should. And what happened?

3:34SPEAKER_02:What is it called? It's called subservient.

3:37SPEAKER_00:Oh I thought it was submissive.

3:39SPEAKER_02:Submissive.

3:40SPEAKER_01:Oh submissive. Subservient.

3:45SPEAKER_02:So and he asked him to come up because he's one of her favorite submissives. Whatever that is. She is what? She's a dominatrix. And so and he paid her ten thousand dollars for the privilege of getting wrapped in green cerebral and tied to a pole and having two half gallons of milk poured on him in order to mummify him.

4:17SPEAKER_00:So this whole mummification is something I've never heard in my 75 years, other than you know, the old pharaohs in uh in Egypt. So this would be the equivalent in Soho. Or is it a continuation of the Knicks championship celebration?

4:38SPEAKER_02:And how many other people wanted to join in this ritual?

4:44SPEAKER_00:Well, apparently she's well known, well liked, a highly respected woman from Brooklyn who performs this public art looking for prospective subs.

4:59SPEAKER_02:And what they call the axe or whatever, S S M.

5:08SPEAKER_00:S M. What does that stand for?

5:10SPEAKER_02:Sadomasochism.

5:12SPEAKER_00:Could you say that a little bit louder?

5:14SPEAKER_02:Sadomasochism.

5:16SPEAKER_01:And what's the data? S and M. I don't know what the and SNM.

5:23SPEAKER_02:You were the dean. I was told it was SM. Because they put her in charge. And M. Tell the story about how you learned. Well, I had a fraternity that was very into this. And so I was given the task because I was the baby dean. I was I was the youngest one. So they put me in charge of talking to these people to find out if what they were doing could cause bodily or emotional harm to people. So I didn't think they would want to talk to me, but this young woman came in and she brought me a paper that she'd written, and she spent hours teaching me all about SM and safe words and what they do and what they don't do and how often they do it.

6:07SPEAKER_02:And it's it was fascinating.

6:09SPEAKER_00:And here we are today, sitting on a park bench at the dog park, becoming informed. Pups, what did you all think about that story?

6:22SPEAKER_02:They're bored. They say we do that stuff all the time.

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