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15 Sep 2026 · 47 min

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With stress levels high and cortisol through the roof, Al ruminates on clever people names while Rachel details her very own Hell Week. Events balance out with a sober curry night but listener emails ensure the cosmic reveries continue, with chilling results. If you want to email us it's [email protected]. Follow us on Instagram and on TikTok @dontthinksosomehow. Don't Think So Somehow is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Don’t Think So Somehow

Significant Productions · Comedy · English

For reasons nobody fully understands, Alistair Green and Rachel Stubbings have decided to start recording their weekly conversations, shining an unnecessary light on a friendship that is questionable at best. No growth, no life lessons, no meaningful takeaways - just aimless and often quite toxic ch

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