9.35 - The Cows Have Eyes

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   S9 · E38 · 12 Oct 2026 · 55 minNew

   9.38 - No One Can Lie

   Our heroes have captured a blood mage! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered it’s hard for a new lord to talk to serfs, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a friend by magically putting out a flaming beet farm, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a tense conversation with Vinten about their current situation! But what will these heroes learn from their captive blood mage?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add…

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   S9 · E37 · 5 Oct 2026 · 58 min

   9.37 - Beet Farm Heroes

   Our heroes are battling to save a Charlamagne farm! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself distracted by Malvarius constantly talking to him, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered her moonbeam did extra damage, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) charged in with his spirit guardians! But can our heroes survive trying to capture a blood mage alive?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free…

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   S9 · E36 · 28 Sep 2026 · 48 min

   9.36 - The Butthole Has Landed

   Our heroes are on their way to a secret battle! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned he would be within his rights to defend his family’s honour with violence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was excited to explore new dirt, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made sure everyone was safe while Butthole flew off with the others! But what horrors will our heroes find at the nearby farm?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and…

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   S9 · E34 · 14 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

   9.34 - A Frosty Welcome

   It’s the morning of travel to Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took Requiem on as co-spymaster of Assguard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to discover he didn’t have to hide his love of love on the road, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a sleepover with the potential groom to be! But will these heroes ever actually get together the wedding?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own…

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   S9 · E33 · 7 Sep 2026 · 52 min

   9.33 - Trashy Dumpton

   Our heroes are facing their demons before the wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized his flight made the shirtless Reginald plan fall apart, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned just how hard it is to talk with Kevin the Gauche, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a long very hard conversation with Ginny about the price of being a Prinx! Can these heroes pull themselves together in time for the wedding?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get…

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   S9 · E32 · 31 Aug 2026 · 56 min

   9.32 - He’s Hopeless

   Our heroes are fast tracking the wedding preparation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) chose his outfits and colours, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned he might have been pushing away love, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that not all dancing will lead to pregnancy! But can our heroes shift the Quinny fans’ attention to Reginald before they leave for Vaasa?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own…

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   S9 · E31 · 24 Aug 2026 · 53 min

   9.31 - Knock Knock Pause

   Our heroes are determining who knows what about their current situation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discussed his new engagement with his parents, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) continued to play peacemaker with some success, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) broke down who he thought should be in the delegation! But what awaits these heroes in Vaasa?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to…

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   S9 · E30 · 17 Aug 2026 · 57 min

   9.30 - A Complicated Bundle of Twine

   Our heroes are rushing to plan a wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) caught Ginny up on the whole situation, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Quinny, Vinten and Ginny ended their discussion with a hug, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started choosing delegation members with Mo Dirt! But can they all survive their trip to Vaasa?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast!…