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EP197: Click Clack!

31 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 4 min

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This week the huns are hyperactive and there's some revelations... are they syncing with weird chest pains? Are they being haunted? Did Topshop ever really go away? Big S is off to Malaysia next year, Hannah is fuming that Suzie doesn't want her scrunchie - will their friendship survive? We also delve into Little Lesbian Sue's past in the snow. Story 1) Madame Margaret Marmalade's Brothel - Hannah is taking us to a haunt for paranormal investigators... Story 2) Big S takes us to Indonesia for PART TWO of the Cordyceps mystery... think Lisa Dingle and a delicious penyakit assam. Story 3)…

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Ghost Huns

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Join comedians, basic huns and horror stans Hannah Byczkowski and Suzie Preece as they bring you the world's creepiest ghost stories. They get haunted so you don't have to! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ghosthunspod/ Email stories: ghosthunspod@gmail

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