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HORSE

by Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert · English · Sport

The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

New episodes: Every two weeks
Typical length: 1 hr 8 min
Latest: 7 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

7 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 5 min

Ep. 216: You’re Not Gonna Like Me When The Knicks Lose (w/ Doug Berns a.k.a. DugLust)

Full Court Press: Sacramento Kings Hot Mic & WNBA PlayoffsAn Interview With: Musician, Knicks Fanatic, and Creator of Doug B’s Knicks Metal Recaps Doug Berns a.k.a. DugLust And Also: Double Cups, Sloppy Soupy Games, Half Bangs, Kang Gang, Quibi, Grumble GrumbleLinks: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSacramento Kings hot mic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqHiFdsMu8A’ja Wilson accidentally runs over employee in the…

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E215 · 23 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
Ep. 215: Unusually And Unnecessarily Petty
Full Court Press: Continued Kawhi Drama, WNBA Commissioner Announces Retirement, W Season Nears Playoffs An Interview With: Adam’s Childhood Friend, Knicks Fan And Clippers Season Ticket Holder Sean Phillips And Also: Bah Haba, Sad Hotel Gyms, Naked Peloton, Heavily Lawyered Statements, Scoreboard Watching, Notes App Apologies, Lynx Links Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourTickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology…
E214 · 9 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
Ep. 214: Drive It In The Net!!
Full Court Press: Enes Kanter Sucks, NBA Lays Down The Hammer On The Clippers That Actually Happened: A Full Breakdown Of The Basketball Storyline In How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days3-on-3: A Deep Dive On NBA Cap Circumvention & Tampering And Also: Whirrs And Bangs, Midtown West Garden, Esplanade, McDonald’s PlayPlace, Broke Boys, Boingo WiFi, Rude Jerks, Enron FieldLinks: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSteph hitting 82…
E213 · 26 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
Ep. 213: They Didn’t Kawhiperate
Full Court Press: Sophie Cunningham/WNBA Drama, Kawhi Leonard Saga Continues, Lakers Sold 3-on-3: Honoring Stacey King’s Three Best Calls And Adam’s Three Favorite Hot Sauces That Actually Happened: The Incredible Career Of Russell Westbrook And Also: Knicks Yetis, Coconut Water, Costco Vs Sam’s Club, Old People Stuff, Maqsood Mamawala, PowerPoint Parties, Basketball Agnostic, The Missouri River Runner, River Jaunt, Right Wing Grifters, The Spectacle, Disney Adults, Sriracha Mayo, Paula Deen, Low Floor Hot Sauces, Mirepoix, Sodium Byzorbinate, Cupcakes, Miller’s Planet, BanghallaLinks: Adam…
E212 · 12 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep. 212: That Does Ring A Liberty Bell (w/ Sal Tamarkin & Hal Lublin)
Full Court Press: Another Kawhi Leonard Bombshell & LeBron Lands In PhillyAn Interview With: Diehard 76ers Fans And Podcasters Sal Tamarkin & Hal LublinAnd Also: Foul Merchants, Pineapple Hair, Deliciously Terrible, Locusts, Shawshank, Couple Of Thumbs, Space Junk, Squatter’s Rights, Dirking It Up, LeBrontentLinks: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourFollow Sal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/sal.gayListen to Sal’s…
E211 · 28 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Ep. 211: A Lot Of Confused Hawaiians (w/ Joel Walkowski)
Full Court Press: Knicks Sweep The ESPY’s, Bam Adebayo/Tyler Herro Beef, Kawhi Trade DramaAn Interview With: HORSE Favorite and Author of Honolulu Blues: How Loving a Losing Team Created a Winning Man, Joel WalkowskiAnd Also: Cash For Cash, Alien Noses, Area 51, Nerd Hats, Colorado School Of Mimes, KAT-hausen, Good Form Choke Slams, Verisimilitude, Humiliation Rituals, Cheeky Footnotes, Cracker Barrel, Backyard Football, Onomatopoeic Names Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-…
E210 · 15 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep. 210: It Was Like A Crap Sandwich But Inverse
Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Madness, WNBA Updates Re-litigating Our Pre-Season NBA Draft: How Did We Do? And Also: Literal Children, The Snowtime Lakers, Exciting Whites, Percocet P, Moldy Bread, The Parity Era Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourLeBron’s oldest and youngest opponents-…
E209 · 1 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
Ep. 209: You’ve Been Deep Into The Spanpionship (w/ Rodger Sherman)
Full Court Press: Adam & Mike Attend The NBA Draft, Giannis & LaMelo Traded, Knicks Championship Parade An Interview With: Diehard Knicks Fan, Sportswriter & Creator Of The Sports! With Rodger Sherman Newsletter, Rodger ShermanAnd Also: Lego Man Hair, Shams In Timeout, Tertiary Broadcasts, E-40 EUUHHHH, Cash Considerations, Mamdani’s Socialist Agenda 😉, Hardhat Lunchpail KnicksLinks: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour…
E208 · 18 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep. 208: The Entire City Is A Watch Party
GIANT Full Court Press: KNICKS ARE THE CHAMPS & RIP Stacey King And Also: Knicks Yetis, F*ck Them Picks, Chess Masterminding, The Ted Cruz Curse, The Wizard Of Ticketmaster, A Wemby Handful, Mindfulness With Monks, Human Cheat Codes, Coping Message Threads, Shirtless Dude Bros, Cool Likable Aliens, Baby Come Too?, Royal WeLinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Adam Amin on HORSE-…
E207 · 3 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Ep. 207: We’re Going Into The Biblical Finals (w/ Matthew Moreland)
Full Court Press: Spurs & Knicks Face Off In The MenBA Finals, WNBA UpdatesNBA Finals Preview: Matthew Moreland AKA Ginger Spurs Boi Represents The Spurs & We Welcome A Super Top Secret Knicks Fan! And Also: Headless Horsemen, The Theoretical Knicks, 90’s-Ass Insults, James Bond Vehicles, Bruce Almighty, New Jersey Truthers, Offsetting Jinxes, Salesian Sisters, Biblical Finals, Nerd Cred, Pineapple Express, Corgis, Flopless Basketball, Double Cup, The Brizzy Wizzies, Questionable BangSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit…
E206 · 20 May 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
Ep. 206: When A Horse Dies, It Becomes A Horpse
Full Court Press: NBA Draft Lottery, RIP Brandon Clarke & Jason Collins, NBA Playoffs RecapWNBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down All The Storylines For The Upcoming Season And Also: Officially Officially Official, Sick Swag, ABS, Alcohol Jerseys, Horpses, Pinball Wizards, Big Tree Fall Hard, LeBron Consumption, Monkish, The Firepit, MAGA Barbie, Mercury In Retrograde, Harry Potter-Ass NamesSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram:…
E205 · 5 May 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Ep. 205: Stuffed Curds In Times Square
Super Mega Full Court Press: NBA Playoff Drama, WNBA Preseason Begins, Sue Bird/Megan Rapinoe Split, Paige/Azzy Rumors, Potential NBA Tanking Solution And Also: First Place Not Panic, Stuff Curds, Bang-sketball, Playoff P, WE WANT BOSTON, Conscious Uncoupling, Long Torsos, Sad Bird Noises, Squeaky Squeak, RFK Impressions, Different BluesSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon:…
E204 · 24 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep. 204: The Balloons Weren’t Good Enough
Full Court Press: Angel Reese Traded To Atlanta, The WNBA Draft/Expansion Draft, Geno Auriemma/Dawn Staley Beef, Viral Pacers CoupleThat Actually Is Happening: A Full NBA Playoffs Prediction/Drama BreakdownAnd Also: Fancy Bathrobes, Carrier Pigeons, Chandler Bing, The Pitt, Balloon Arch, Captcha, Plodding Centers, Flau’Bay, Oofa Doofa, The Sad-perbowl, Fine Whine, The Sadness Bowl Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Links:Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing…
E203 · 8 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
Ep. 203: Heated Rivalry’s Got Nothing on the WNBA (w/ Jordan Robinson)
Full Court Press: Jaden Ivey’s Bigoted Remarks, Anthony Edwards For (Number) Two, NBA Expansion, Tanking SolutionsAn All-WNBA Interview With: Co-host Of The Women’s Hoops Show & Co-Author Of Court Queens, Jordan Robinson And Also: Fart Sound Takes, Jockeys, Used Tank, Logo Woman, The Sunset Season, Schmancy Fancy, Stratego, Shooting Guardian/Point Guardian, April AHHHH, Gregorian Chant Bang/Premarital BangSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!…
E202 · 24 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Ep. 202: If Gradey Dick Was On The Toronto Hogs…
Full Court Press: WNBA Players And Owners Strike A Deal, NBA Expansion Talks, Matas Buzelis Pokes The BearThat Actually Happened: The Jenkin Siblings Honor Their Dad 3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Almost Team Names For NBA Expansion TeamsAnd Also: Global Affairs, Hopeful Bang, Trader’s Remorse, Tax Talk, Holy Crap Headlines, Shawn Hemp, The Two-personics, Eastern European Beefs, Horse Ideas, Oofa Doof, The Poehler’s, Razorbacks, The Ankle Biters, Fancy Little Dogs, El Juice, Michael Jordan-Coded, Swamp DragonsSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab.…
E201 · 11 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Ep. 201: Are You Gonna Put This Joke In Your Skit?
Full Court Press: Dort/Jokic Scuffle, Ant Makes Good On His Promise, Rampant Tanking, Unrivaled Championship Super Duper Hyper Mega NBQ&A: We celebrate our 200th episode by answering your questions! And Also: Fire Horses, Tasty Snakes, Dorty, BBL’s, Trapezoids, Lil Big Liz Coded, Ref School, Silly Pedantic Things, Roaracle, Unethical Bags, Labored BangsSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon:…
E200 · 26 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Ep. 200: I Was Praying On His Downfall
Super Mega Full Court Press: Kuminga Food Drama, Pistons/Hornets Fight, Alvarado Is Fun, Topic Returns To Action, Rampant Tanking, All-Star Weekend Didn’t Suck, Giannis/Kalshi Grossness, Season-Ending Injuries, The KD Burner Files, LaMelo Can’t DriveAnd Also: Podcast P, Waspish, Mean Mug/Duck Face Combo, Kumingled Recycling, Grand Theft Alvarado, Airdort, Young Bloods/Old Heads, 1999 Toyota Camry’s, Notte Notte Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! LinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing…
E199 · 12 Feb 2026 · 55 min
Ep. 199: Grass Considerations
Live NBA Trade Deadline Spectacular: breaking down all the moves from an absolutely wild trade deadlineAnd Also: F5 Season, Wet Fart, Sneaky Steals, Guyo vs Guyot, Micro-Niche Internet Celebrity, Latvian Bang, Grass Considerations, Hades II Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook:…
E198 · 27 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Ep. 198: The Illawarra Mamawala’s
Full Court Press: Warriors Injuries/Kuminga Trade Demands, Continued Lakers Drama, Unrivaled In Full Swing 3-on-3: The 3 Best Hobbies Of Former/Current NBA Players That Actually Happened: The Saga Of The Illawarra/Redacted Hawks And Also: Tennis Shoes Vs TENNIS Shoes, Deliciously Perfect, AtlaNNa/ToroNNo, La Brea Tar Pits, Kalshi, Tiny Violins, Nerd Alert, Dennis Shredder, Big Face Affogato, Pavlovian, The Tri-State Area Nets, Tim Tams, Mint Slices, Shapes, Chicken Crimpy, Swiss Accents Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! LINKS:Adam tour…
E197 · 18 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
Ep. 197: You’re A Delightful Tosser w/ James Hamilton
The HORSE Boys chat with James Hamilton about his new show, Posters!
E196 · 4 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
Ep. 196: I’ve Always Wanted To Be A Sexy Ümläüt
Full Court Press: Knicks Win The NBA Cup, Dillon Brooks Drama, Chris Paul Drama Continues That Actually Happened: Adam Went To The NBA Cup In Las Vegas!3-on-3: The Three Best And Worst US States To Produce NBA PlayersAnd Also: Wimby, Werther’s Originals, Pine Coning, Legally Annoying, Sexy Underscore, The Amazing Sladek, Stuff The Magic Dragon, Gun-Related Songs, Clark Griswold Hat, The Inuit Dome, Vermont-ass Names, Tired Boys Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops-…
E195 · 17 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep. 195: The Clippers Are Always The Mets
Full Court Press: Clippers Cut Chris Paul, Giannis Trade Rumors, Desmond Bane Gets Spicy, Thunder’s Historic SeasonAn Interview With: Founder & CEO Of FORE Enterprise, Tyler Hochman on AI In Sports And Also: DNP: Old As Hell, SuFi, Mike Schubert Era, Cliff Paul Bobblehead Night, Bobbleleg Night, Malicious And Vicious, Christmas Pajamas Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon:…
E194 · 5 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 15 min
Ep. 194: Is This In Case Magellan Is Watching?
Adam and Mike break down the new City Edition courts and jerseys!
E193 · 19 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 25 min
Ep. 193: This Stuff Is Tedious (w/ Adam Amin)
The HORSE Boys are joined by legendary broadcaster, Adam Amin, to discuss his career commentating sports!
E192 · 5 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 18 min
Ep. 192: My Eyes Are Down Here
The HORSE Boys cover the new NBA betting scandals before reviewing the new NBA Cup courts!
E191 · 21 Oct 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
Ep. 191: Even Commissioner Gordon Worked With Billionaires (‘25–’26 NBA Drama Draft)
The HORSE Boys proudly present the 2025–2026 NBA Drama Draft!
E190 · 7 Oct 2025 · 1 hr
Ep. 190: Give Phee Her Phlowers
Mike and Adam have so much to cover, that it's an all FC episode, half WNBA and half menBA!
E189 · 23 Sep 2025 · 1 hr 29 min
Ep. 189: Balling While Burgering
The HORSE Boys cover more of the Kawhi/Clippers drama, then they recount The Big Walkowski IX!
E188 · 11 Sep 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
Ep. 188: We’re Not Gonna Police The Pants
Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Out For The Season & The Kawhi Leonard Clippers Drama 3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best/Worst Things To Do During A Game Of Pickup Basketball And Also: Thong Sandals, Middle School Dances, Tricky Layups, Rings-Oriented Organizations, Honey Deuces, Chalices, Carbon Credits, The Aspiration Dome, Live On Kenny ❤️Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook:…
E187 · 26 Aug 2025 · 1 hr
Ep. 187: Bang For Your Lack Of A Buck
The HORSE Boys cover WNBA news, Adam ranks NBA free food giveaways, and Mike covers the science behind NBA high-fives!

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HORSE is a English sport podcast from Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Adam Mamawala & Mike Schubert
Language: English
Category: Sport
New episodes: Every two weeks
Typical length: 1 hr 8 min
Latest episode: 7 Oct 2026
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