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How To Witch, Bitch!

by The Witch Of Moons Lane · English · Learning

Australia's preeminent practicing witch presents a broad overview of witchcraft for the new and experienced alike. From witchcraft basics to tools of the trade, astrology, spells, rituals and more, this series will take you on a journey with a few laughs along the way. Starring: Michelle, The Wi

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 25 min
Latest: 9 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

9 Oct 2026 · 32 min

The Childhood That Made a Witch: Intuition, Trauma & a Life in Hiding

This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , Moyra reveals what really happened after her first witchy circle—and why letting go of old pain left her unexpectedly emotional. Then Michelle opens up about her extraordinary childhood, including being hidden from her mother, moving between families, and learning from a very young age to read the room, trust her intuition and survive. Plus, listener questions about vivid dreams, premonitions, spirit messages and the mysterious meaning of ants. --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and…

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S2 · E40 · 2 Oct 2026 · 32 min
Stop Overthinking Your Intuition: Trust Your Psychic Gifts!
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we are joined by psychic medium and educator Andrea Sarnik to explore intuition, psychic ability and the surprisingly difficult art of trusting yourself. Andrea shares how she learned to recognise her own gifts, practical ways to strengthen intuition, why keeping a spirit journal can help, and how paying attention to patterns can build confidence. Plus, they discuss crystals, shadow work, spiritual gifts—and Andrea's book Stop Overthinking It . --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and…
S2 · E39 · 25 Sep 2026 · 19 min
Forget the Book: How to Actually Read Tarot Cards
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , Michelle shows us that reading tarot isn't as simple as memorising what each card means. We explore the difference between reading from a guidebook and intuitively connecting with a card—and put it to the test with a live reading. Plus, listener questions about lost psychic abilities, exhaustion, meditation, grounding and finding your way back to your spiritual practice. --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the scenes content: Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch --- We want to…
S2 · E38 · 18 Sep 2026 · 30 min
Carla Valentine: Autopsies, Vampire Burials & Bones in Jars
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we welcome author, witch and former pathology technician Carla Valentine for a fascinating—and seriously macabre—conversation about death. From performing autopsies and preserving 200-year-old human remains to vampire burials, plague pits and the time a “dead” body sat up, Carla shares some unforgettable stories from her career. Plus, we explore the spiritual side of bones, catacombs and what the dead can teach us! --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the…
S2 · E27 · 11 Sep 2026 · 24 min
What’s Lurking in the Photo? Orbs, Spirits & a Haunted House
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , Melissa sends in photos from the haunted house she grew up in—and Michelle spots some unexpected visitors. From mysterious coloured orbs and what they could mean to a dark mass lurking in the background, we dive into the strange things cameras can capture. Plus, paranormal protection under the doona, questionable hexes and the loosest horoscope segment that gets completely derailed by cake. --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the scenes content: Patreon.com/howtowitchbitch…
S2 · E36 · 4 Sep 2026 · 27 min
A Spirit Crashes the Reading: Messages from Dad & an Unexpected Visitor
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , listener Robin brings her “dirty little secret” into the studio for a personal reading with Michelle. What begins with questions about career, relationships and embracing a new chapter takes an emotional turn when an unexpected spirit named Adam comes through—followed by powerful messages from Robin’s late father. Plus, could politics be in Robin’s future, and who might soon be sitting at the end of her bed? --- Our Patreon is live! Join The Coven for bonus episodes, tutorials, exclusive readings, livestreams and behind the…
S2 · E35 · 28 Aug 2026 · 19 min
Witchy Questions Answered: Spirit Signs, Wands, Rituals & a Huge Announcement!
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , it’s all about you! Michelle and Moyra dive into listener questions covering psychic signs, crows, ringing ears, spirit messages, choosing your own wand, spiritual rituals and even the surprising similarities between witchcraft and religion. Plus, there’s a huge announcement—the How to Witch, Bitch! Patreon is here, bringing more spells, readings, bonus content and plenty more witchy chaos to the community! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like…
S2 · E34 · 21 Aug 2026 · 25 min
Storm Witches: Haunted Houses, Storm Magic & Spells in the Thunder
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we meet Melissa, a self-confessed storm witch who grew up on a seriously haunted property filled with mysterious orbs, voices, unexplained touches and a spirit asking her aunt to “come play.” Michelle explores the power of storm magic, including collecting storm water, cleansing, protection, manifestation and release spells—and explains why performing your magic safely indoors during a lightning storm is probably a very good idea! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of…
S2 · E33 · 14 Aug 2026 · 23 min
Growing Up Haunted: Psychic Gifts, Ghostly Voices & Things That Go Knock in the Night
This week on How to Witch, Bitch! , we head to Canada to meet psychic medium Kaci, who shares what it was really like growing up in a haunted house! From hearing her little sister calling through a vent when she wasn’t there, to mysterious knocks behind the walls and unsettling paranormal encounters, Kaci reveals how a difficult childhood may have helped awaken her psychic abilities. Plus, Michelle talks shadow work, spiritual burnout and developing your gifts, before delivering the stars for the week. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for…
S2 · E32 · 7 Aug 2026 · 33 min
Did My Mother Kill Me in a Past Life!? Haunted Dreams, Sex Magic & Spirit Portals
This week a listener from Minnesota shares chilling recurring dreams where her mother appears to drown and kill her—raising questions about past lives, soul contracts and unresolved trauma. Michelle explores the spiritual meaning behind the dreams, while the team also dives into the surprisingly popular topic of sex magic, haunted houses, mirror portals, and whether negative energy can attract unwanted spirits. Plus, hear this week's Lion's Gate Portal guidance, New Moon intentions, and your horoscope. It's one of our most fascinating (and blush-inducing!) episodes yet...! --- We want…
S2 · E31 · 31 Jul 2026 · 21 min
Haunted Dolls, Storm Witches & The Warrior Goddess Morrígan
Would you buy a haunted doll from an op shop? This week, Michelle shares a spooky family adventure searching for haunted antiques, answers a listener's question about being a Storm Witch, and explores the powerful Celtic goddess The Morrígan —a warrior deity of courage, transformation and protection. Plus, practical witchcraft advice, weekly star signs, and plenty of laughs along the way. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading…
S2 · E30 · 24 Jul 2026 · 40 min
Guardian Angels, Divine Intervention & the Stranger Who Saved My Life
Can guardian angels appear as ordinary people? This week, we hear an extraordinary true story from a listener whose life was transformed after a mysterious stranger answered a desperate prayer. Michelle and Moyra explore divine intervention, guardian angels, past lives, spiritual signs, and working with deities, before wrapping up with a powerful Full Moon in Aquarius ritual and weekly star signs. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the…
S2 · E29 · 17 Jul 2026 · 14 min
The Eye of Horus: Protection, Truth & Ancient Egyptian Magic
Can an ancient Egyptian symbol help protect your energy—and even reveal the truth? This week, Michelle explores the powerful Eye of Horus, its history, spiritual meaning, and a simple ritual for protection, clarity and uncovering hidden truths. Plus, we answer listener questions, chat about recurring dreams and past lives, and finish with your weekly star signs. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your…
S2 · E28 · 10 Jul 2026 · 19 min
The Witch's Bookshelf: Find Answers Hidden in Any Book!
Ever wondered if the universe could answer your questions through the pages of a book? In this episode, Michelle shares some of her favourite witchcraft books, covering everything from Green Witchcraft and modern magical practices to crystals, altars, and essential resources for anyone on their spiritual journey. You'll also find the full list of featured books in the episode description, all available through her Gold Coast store. We also explore the fascinating practice of bibliomancy—the art of opening a book at random to discover guidance for a question or challenge you're facing.…
S2 · E27 · 3 Jul 2026 · 13 min
IS MOYRA CURSED?
As always today we kick off discussing your feedback.. everything from Evil Eye experiences, to connecting with spirits as a child, to releasing energy as a beauty therapist! We spoke with Michaela recently about the Evil Eye in Italian witchcraft.. today, Michelle shows a different way to test for a curse or hex using a Celtic method.. on Moyra! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast…
S2 · E26 · 26 Jun 2026 · 30 min
Witchy Awakening & Divine Intervention!
First off today, we enjoy your feedback about being kidnapped… as a larger person…! Michelle shares a little insight into how she has kept her husband around all these years, and we discuss who would make the cut if we started a coven! Then we have a fascinating chat with Ashley - about her recent ‘witchy awakening’ – she had been firmly closed off to spirituality her whole life, but now she is ready to listen and things are falling into place.. Michelle also explains in depth how she had a conversation with a fish. We’d like to say it makes sense when…
S2 · E25 · 19 Jun 2026 · 25 min
Falling Sigils and Messages from the other side..!
This week we read through your comments & feedback – everything from Michelle’s pronunciation of ‘Hecate’, to traditional spitting on brides, taking on the feelings of clients, and what it means when a Sigil falls! Then we welcome Nicola for a tarot reading – covering love and home life, business partners, and important messages from her late mother. We also discover a very unconventional but exciting family dynamic in the making…! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you…
S2 · E24 · 12 Jun 2026 · 30 min
Are we dealing with a Possession?! Holy Water on standby!
This week we discuss the meaning of Grey feathers, as well as some birthday present ideas for witches! Then we meet TJ, who had a very weird thing happen… she was sitting on her bed - on a phone call, home alone, and felt something grab her shoulder! Is it a ghost or spirit? A recently passed family member? And who is Craig?! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read…
S2 · E23 · 5 Jun 2026 · 20 min
Perimenopause... and Freya! - one of the many reasons we love Fridays
This week it's all about FREYA - goddess of spirituality.. self love, self worth, honour. We explain how she can help you in many ways.. including taking a bath on a Friday! She is also helpful for women experiencing perimenopause. Michelle shares a handy chant you can use for this too. We also explain the Pagan history of the days of the week and how to maximise them for your advantage - we answer a heap of your questions and comments! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd…
S2 · E22 · 29 May 2026 · 32 min
Unlocking Italian Witchcraft: The Power of the Evil Eye and Ancestral Magic
This week we are joined by Italian Witch Michaela - to explore the rich traditions of Italian witchcraft, the significance of the Evil Eye, and practical spiritual hygiene practices. Michaela shares insights into her heritage, folklore, and how to incorporate protective rituals into daily life. We chat about how you might get the Evil Eye - how to avoid absorbing negative energy from someone - and how to diagnose it! Keywords Italian witchcraft, evil eye, spiritual hygiene, folklore, protection rituals, ancestral magic, witchcraft practices, cultural heritage --- We want to empower you on…
S2 · E21 · 22 May 2026 · 16 min
At a crossroads with Hekate - the ancient Greek Goddess!
On this episode we discuss the ancient Greek Goddess Hekate (or Hecate) - a symbol of inner strength, intuition, and useful if you want to transform something or move forward. We chat about how to call on this deity, how Michelle uses her, and how you can invoke her help with decision making! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your favourite podcast platform. We read all your reviews and ratings! --- LINKS…
S2 · E20 · 15 May 2026 · 34 min
Lisa Hedley: Psychospiritual Counselor and Hand Analyst
This week we are joined from the UK by Lisa Hedley - a Psychospiritual Counselor, Transformation Advisor, and Hand Analyst with over 39 years of spiritual practice. Her work integrates psychology, spirituality, and intuitive insight to help people uncover and integrate the shadow self, dissolve limiting patterns, and reconnect with their inner wisdom and higher purpose. We chat about shadow work, emotional healing and uncovering life patterns and purpose. Lisa also analyses Michelle and Moyra's hands.. with some very interesting results! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM…
S2 · E19 · 8 May 2026 · 17 min
Mother's Day, a love spell, and witchcraft books worth reading!
So apparently our realisation we are both from the same city in New Zealand resonated with you.. we had hundreds of comments about that! It’s also nice to hear how many more people listen to us while doing boring household chores.. This week we chat love spells, witchy books worth reading, and offer up a ritual for mothers, past or present, for Mother’s Day. --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on…
S2 · E18 · 1 May 2026 · 35 min
Auras, Spirit, Shadow Work, Meatballs, Special Cookies. Something for everyone!
This week we kick things off discussing everything from PMDD (Premenstrual dysphoric disorder), ways to balance emotions and anxiety, ALDI meatballs, and special cookies. Then we’re joined by new friend of the show Patra from Queensland. We chat about her journey with shadow work and spirituality. Michelle reads her Aura, and then we do a full Psychic tarot reading. We uncover messages from spirit for Patra, and discuss how to balance witch time against mother time. Enjoy! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of…
S2 · E17 · 24 Apr 2026 · 28 min
Meditation Coach Tom Cronin joins us!
This week Meditation Coach Tom Cronin joins us to chat about the different styles & techniques of Meditation – we cover everything from breath work and transcendence, to plant medicine and meditation for kids. Can Michelle switch off her psychic ability to meditate? Is it different for men & women? What time of day is best for meditation? How do we start?! Tom offers a simple, walk-away meditation you can use today! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your…
S2 · E16 · 17 Apr 2026 · 22 min
Mirror & Reflection work: approach the day with positivity!
This week we answer your comments & questions.. first up, we revisit how to remove people from your life by putting photos in the freezer – just don’t put money or jewellery in there though! We also explain what happened after we finished recording the ‘egg’ episode a couple of weeks ago…! Michelle does a deep dive into Mirror work (or ‘reflection work’) to improve your mindset.. rid yourself of anger, make it through a meeting, or just generally win the day! There’s also some pig latin this week for some reason… enjoy. --- We want to…
S2 · E15 · 10 Apr 2026 · 19 min
Being a Witch AND a Mother
This week we're joined by 2 of Michelle's daughters, Charlize and Genevieve. We were contacted recently about how to balance being a witch AND a mother - so today we hear what that looks like from both Michelle and her kids! Is it embarrassing or cool to have a witch for a mother? Can you sneak out of the house undetected? Does witchcraft run in the family? You'll find out on this episode! We also discuss your comments and feedback including blessing a build, listening to your gut, and discover even more unusual places people listen to the podcast. Enjoy! --- We want to empower you on your…
S2 · E14 · 3 Apr 2026 · 23 min
This may be the loosest episode ever!!
Is this the loosest episode ever?! We cover a LOT in this episode.. kicking off with menstrual blood and dealing with period pain, microdot chocolate, and a tangent about LSD…! Michelle has brought in an egg – to teach Moyra how to use it in a ritual to release all the things she wants to free herself from. Did you know you can read an egg in a glass of water? We explain all today! --- We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the…
S2 · E13 · 27 Mar 2026 · 26 min
Janis King: Tarot, Manifesting, Rituals, Empowerment
Michelle lists some useful hertz frequencies you can listen to on Spotify – 111, 963, 428 are useful for clearing shakras, your heart, healing & manifestation. She also shares a spell you can use to deal with a bad boss! Our guest this week is Janis King, a Tarot Master, author, and modern mystic with over 20 years of experience helping people unlock their potential through Tarot and energetic practice. We discuss how Tarot can serve as a practical tool for rituals, manifestation, and personal empowerment, her award-winning Life Code Tarot deck and its connection to energy and…
S2 · E12 · 20 Mar 2026 · 19 min
Practicing gratitude on Mabon – the Autumn Equinox
It’s Mabon – the Autumn Equinox here in the southern hemisphere – the time to practice gratitude, being grateful for what you’ve got, and giving back. Michelle offers a little spell you can do between now and the 23rd of March to make the most of this seasonal phenomenon. Send us a photo if you do it, we’d love to know! We discuss Oracle and Tarot cards – can you use either deck? Michelle explains the difference, and how you can even use regular playing cards. We also talk about the concept of Spell Drop – experiencing an energy drop afterward…

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Typical length: 25 min
Latest episode: 9 Oct 2026
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