Welcome to ’It’s a Girl Thing’, where two best friends catch up, debrief on their current chaos, and most likely cry an ocean over something we will have forgotten about in 3-4 business days. Grab a cuppa and join the ride besties xx
THIS PAINS US POSTING THIS WHEN WE DIDN'T WIN THE AWARD LOL BUT HEYYYY BESTIESSSS 💕 Ignore that Lucie's manifesting didn't work LOOOL screaming but maybe next year! We are still so grateful for all of your support and everything you continue to do for us! The best besties ever 🥹 ANYWAYYYY welcome to another ep honey boos! This ep is all about GIRL TRIPS GONE WRONG! We've got backstabbing b*tches, VERY boozy nights ending in fights and backseat NAUSEA lol, and questionable bed sharing with a crusty dusty man! As always you girls keep us giggling with your crazy DMs! Gosh we love you so much.…
Hey bestiesss! 💕 This week we’re taking a little trip back to the school days… and honestly, we don’t know how we’ve all survived 😂. From accidental poos on Duke of Edinburgh (IYKYK!!!), to catastrophic farts in front of your entire year group, to the kind of embarrassing moments that randomly pop into your head at 2am 15 years later… WHY DO WE REMEMBER THESE THINGS?! We’re getting into the school moments that still haunt us to this day, the stories we thought we’d buried forever and the absolute HUMILIATION that comes with being a teenage girl 😂. And before we get into it, we just have to…
Hey bestiesss! 👋🏼💕 This week we are putting female intuition to the TEST because seriously, you girlies are basically the FBI 😭 We’ve got stories of Strava routes exposing cheaters, stalking a man’s Nan on Facebook to find photographic evidence of an affair, and one bestie literally sitting undercover at the back of a date because she didn’t trust the man 💀 So grab a cuppa, settle in and prepare to have your detective skills seriously tested because this is a CASE FOR THE FBI 🕵🏼♀️🔎 Love youuuu xxx
Hey bestiessss 💕👙 This week we’re getting EXPOSED & EMBARRASSED with your most hilarious bra, bikini and wardrobe malfunction stories 😂 From nipple covers being mistaken for plasters, to stick-on bras making a dramatic escape mid-award ceremony, bikinis falling off in Thailand and boobs making an unexpected appearance at a wedding… we’ve heard it ALL. Our DMs were absolutely WILD after asking for your bra and bikini fails. We were crying laughing reading your stories, you truly never disappoint us 😂😂😂 A huge thank you to this week’s sponsor Pour Moi for keeping the girls supported!! Even…
Hey bestiessss 💌 Welcome to Side Chick Support Group 😭🍿 and lock in because this week’s stories are WILD… One guy told his side chick his girlfriend was actually his sister?! It's getting weird...the girls found out, dumped him, and became long-distance besties instead - ICONS One listener caught her man at the cinema on a date with another woman, and her bestie responded by launching popcorn all over him - SLAY Another listener got chatting to the girl next to her at the nail salon and realised some overlap going on with the boyfriends! The detective work is unmatched 💅 PLUS… our FUOTFs are…
Hey bestiessss 💖✨ This week we’re asking the question that’s started a thousand arguments… can your man really have a girl best friend? 👀 From the “don’t worry, she’s like a sister” girls to the ones marking their territory, trying to prove they know him better, and even the horror stories where the girl bestie became the other woman 😭🚩 We’re sharing your wildest dilemmas, biggest red flags, and whether we’re being insecure… or just seeing the signs 👀🍿 Grab a snack, get comfy, and let us know… where do you draw the line with a girl best friend?! Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxo 💌
Hey bestiessss, This week we're diving headfirst into the art of the strategic escape...because sometimes a date goes from 'this could be cute' to SOS in under 10 mins!! From Eastenders style emergencies that quite frankly deserve some kind of award, situations that are totally out of our control (Ebony style!), including family members in the drama, and even faking medical conditions, you guys sure know how to plan an escape route. The DMs were flooded and had us, you know it, CACKLING! Welcome to 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes' We hope you love it! Mwah xoxoxoxo
Hey bestiessss, This week on the pod we're diving into the absolute worst thing a man can do...CHEAT...and let us tell you, the girlies did not come to play! One girly ruined her ex's commission cheque with a single conversation with her boss. Another exposed her husbands affair at HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY SOS One ex has a disgustingly smelly cheese situation on his hands... And one bestie even faked cheating just to give him a taste of his own medicine! Plus we're back with some hilarious and totally us f*ck ups of the fortnighttttt (sing it with us) Grab a cold drink and join the fun! Love…
Hey bestiessss, This week's ep starts with Lucie battling the hangover from hell, before surprising Ebony with a BRIDESMAID PROPOSAL that leaves us both crying 🥲 Things then quickly descend into chaos as we play a very controversial game of Snog, Marry, Avoid...and let's just say some of the choices were deeply concerning 😅 We also get into one of our bestie listeners 'Who's in the Wrong' questions, with 2 best friends who have stopped talking over a friendship betrayal...will we finally agree for once? You'll have to listen to find out 🙂↔️ Expect happy tears, hangxiery, questionable…
Hey bestiessss 📱😭 This week we are deep in ACCIDENTAL SEND HELL, and clearly, none of us are safe!! We're talking wrong chats, VOICE NOTES sent to the wrong person, screenshots that should've stayed in the camera roll, and messages that had absolutely NO business leaving the drafts folder. That sinking feeling when you realise you've sent it to the wrong person? Get ready for 30 mins of that LOL but we've got to be there for the besties and realise we're all in it together 🤗 Enjoy besties! and remember, DOUBLE CHECK who you're about to click send to! Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxo also remember…
Hey bestiessss 💅 This week we are discussing matching tattoos with exes and why none of us can ever make sensible decisions when a man is involved xoxox Ebony kicked off the convo, admitting that she also has a matching tattoo with her ex baby daddy and the awkward explanations she tries to give when a new man spots it 👀 We also hear your HILARIOUS listener stories, including 5-day holiday romances in Ibiza, initials that can luckily be explained away with celebrity icons, ex-fiances getting matching tats while actively CHEATING, and so much more 😵💫 This ep is giving 'tattoos are forever,…
Hey bestiessss 💅 This week we're talking about your ex's new girl, and why she's suddenly your BIGGEST FAN 🪭 We're getting into the fake accounts, first to view story stalking, the accidental likes from 2017, and the copycat chaos that has you questioning if you've got a long lost twin 😂 As always, you guys delivered with the BEST STORIES that had us cacklinggg! We love you so much! and Lucie & Ebony even had some SERIOUSSSS piping tea to spill themselves! 🫖 Grab a cuppa and press play bestiesss mwahhh xoxoxoxoxox Also if you want to join us on Patreon for all the MAFS chat, you can find us…
Hey bestiessss 👻💕 This week we're talking all things ghosting, with some of the most crazy comeback stories we've EVER heard!! We've got holiday group chats where the ghost is resurrected, "hello stranger" jump scares at WORK (are we not safe anywhere??), and a literal zombie asking to be unblocked like nothing ever happened...the classic. Plus of course, would it really be a Girl Thing ep if we didn't expose ourselves?! Ebony accidentally ghosting a man because she simply forgot to ever text again LOL 😭 and Lucie spilling on her charming housemate who specialised in dissappearing into thin…
Hey bestiesssss 💅 This week we're taking about the ICKS that made you end the relly! and when we say end it, we mean blocked, deleted, emotionally recovering!! We've got frozen fingers that made you recoil 🥴, footsie freaks who want something going on under the table 🦶, and the kind of forced american rom-com vibes that should honestly be ilegal 🚔 As always, the besties did not dissappoint and your DMs had us (mainly Ebony as per) HOWLINGGGG, the bar is in hell and somehow we're still doing the limbo 💃 Snuggle up, get your cuppa (or cocktail) and prepare to feel icked to the max! Love you…
Hey bestiessss 🚩 This week’s episode is all about the BIGGEST red flags we’ve ever ignored… and trust us, some of these are absolutely unhinged. We’re talking secret wives, men with “mystery jobs” who apparently work in “business”, and one very hot man with a mattress on the floor and a bathroom that should’ve come with a hazmat suit. Why do we ignore the warning signs when someone’s fit? Why do we convince ourselves it’s probably fine when deep down we know it’s absolutely not? We’re unpacking the chaos and sharing some of your wildest stories of the red flags you saw… and still ran…
Hey bestiesssss 💋 This week we’re unpacking the absolute audacity of friends with benefits, because when did casual start coming with wedding invites, workplace lies and emotional ultimatums?! We’ve got stories of: ✨ a FWB taking her to a family wedding (sir???) ✨ a man asking to keep sleeping together until he’s official with another girl ✨ a FWB upping the ante the second she said she was dating properly ✨ and a workplace FWB telling colleagues he “wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot pole”… while very much touching her 👀 AND 👀 we’ve got exciting news besties...we’ve officially launched our…
Hey bestiessss 💋 It’s a cosy Galentine’s PJ episode, but don’t let the matching sets fool you, the Valentine’s tea is piping hot ☕️ We are diving into your wild stories featuring cheap dates, secret side chicks and some truly unhinged Valentine’s behaviour that would honestly put us off dating altogether. We're also launching our NEW fave segment 'Who's in the Wrong?', where you send in your dilemmas and we help decide who's right and who's straight up shady 🤔 Expect Ebony's classic cackling, and a lot of “absolutely not” energy 💘🐸 Love you byeeee xoxoxoxo
Hey bestiessss 💋 It’s Lucie’s 33rd birthday ep, and we are getting into some truly unhinged Birthday Behaviourrrr! From age deception and dress disasters, to birthday expectations gone spectacularly wrong and a betrayal that should honestly be illegal, these listener stories are not for the weak. We are dishing out our humble (and sometimes questionable LOL) opinions on who’s in the wrong, who needs to apologise, and who should simply never be trusted again. Expect chaos, cackling and plenty of “I would simply pass away” moments 🎂💅 love ya! xoxoxoxxoxo
Hey bestiessss 💍✨BIG news incoming… Lucie is officially ENGAGED!!! You've asked and we've delivered, we're ready to spill it all! From how it all went down, the (princess) emotions, the surprises, and the moments that still don’t feel real yet 🥹. After the chaos, we go in deep and reflect on 2025, how grateful we are for every single one of YOU who’s listened, shared, DM’d, laughed, and supported us while this thing really started to take off! 💖😭 We’re also chatting through our goals and vision for 2026, what’s coming next, and how excited we are for what we’re building together! Thank you…
Hey bestiessss 🎄✨ we're officially in our Festive Agony Aunts era. You sent in your Christmas dilemmas and drama, from situationships coming to Christmas, to family members giving last-minute plans, mixed signals and festive stress. We’re breaking it all down, giving our best advice (that we would never take ourself LOL), and helping you survive the holidays with your sanity (mostly) intact. Grab a festive drink, snuggle in, and let’s get into your Christmas chaos 🤍🎁 love you byeeee xxxxx
Hey bestiesssss 💖✨ This week we asked you guys for your Christmas do drama and WOW you did NOT hold back! 🤪 Nip slips on the dancefloor, secret toilet flings, misplaced kisses and the kind of behaviour that would have HR drafting emails before the hangover even hit LOL it's giving Lucie vibes. We also had some classic FUOTFs with one so bad for Ebs, she says she'll think about it for the rest of her days... We hope you love the ep and our Christmas PJs! We're feeling so festive! Love you byeeee oxoxoxoxo
Hey bestiessss, this week we’re catching you up on life because a LOT is happening… Ebony has only gone and bought herself a HOUSE (!!) and Lucie is convinced her boyfriend is going to propose in the next two weeks, so manifest with us x Our topic today is The Nickname Theory: why every man you date somehow ends up with an iconic codename. We go through Ebony’s fabulous list...BA, Gold Tooth, Policeman 1 & 2, and Joe-from-Joe-and-the-Juice, and then dive into your submissions, which honestly had us SCREAMING! Finally, for our FUOTFs, Ebony was told she looked like she worked at ASDA in her…
Hey bestiessss 💋 we’re back with another episode of pure unhinged chaos, starting strong with the question no one expected: is it ever ok to eat cereal (with milk!!) out of a lunchbox… on a train? 🥣🚆 Because apparently some people are doing that and we need answers. Then we chat all things Great South Run...Lucie wouldn’t have survived without Ebony (obviously 🥹) and if you’re feeling inspired to start running, we've got you! Use code EBONY for 2 weeks free on Runna 🏃♀️✨ For the main event, we dive into your wildest workplace romance stories, and babes, you delivered. From finding your…
Heyyy bestiessss 😘 in this ep swe’re embracing all the chaos: Lucie went corporate soaking wet with a top saying GOOD MOVE (not her finest hour 😅), Ebony accidentally debuted a period stain at the school run, and we’re planning the Great South Run! Airbnb booked, nerves rising, and excitement… plus panic, obvs. We also dive into the infamous Rating Game, where in true us fashion, most of the options somehow involve poo 💩 from getting splashed in the face to stepping in it in the pool’s shallow end. Will we ever grow up? Highly unlikely. Absolute laughs (and cringes) guaranteed! Love ya xoxoxo
Hey bestiesss! 💋 This week, we’re diving into Biggest Bullsh*tter - the wildest, most ridiculous lies boys have ever told to get out of situations instead of just...being honest! We’ve got bed restraints that were apparently “friends,” tattoos that were supposedly for “dead sisters,” and one guy who absolutely had to share a bed to comfort his friend. Plus, no episode would be complete without FUOTF, this time Ebony drinks mysterious substances in Turkey and Lucie accidentally books her 77-year-old nan a hotel slap bang in the middle of the wild Benidorm strip?! Pour yourself a drink, hold…
Hey bestiessss 💕 Welcome to Cheaterville! This week, we’re diving into the wildest, juiciest, most unhinged ways you found out your partner was cheating 👀💔 Get ready for drama, chaos, and the ultimate WTF moments. Of course, it wouldn’t be us without a side of chaos...Ebony somehow managed to get lost on her way to the studio (yes, the one we’ve been going to for 9 months 😂), and in FUOTF fashion, one listener shares how she accidentally gave the builders outside her window a LOT more than they bargained for 👀🙈. We are also sooo excited to have our first ever sponsor! Sugar Candy Bra 🎉…
Hey bestiesss! 2 eps in 2 weeks, who are we!? We’re back to our unhinged roots this week 👀✨ Get ready for the ultimate petty-but-iconic breakup stories, from wedding day drama, photoshoot faking, washing machine takeovers and even pee in the iron water...don't ask! We also chat about nearly missing our flight home (spoiler: Ebs saved the day ✈️), and the mysterious thief who stole her Coke Zero, drank half, and put it back 🤣 We are also so excited to have our first ever sponsor, Sugar Candy Bra ! They make the comfiest non-wired bras for fuller busts (aka actual heaven 🙌). Use our code…
Hey bestiessss! 🌴✨ Corfu Diaries Pt 2 is serving pure holiday chaos. We kick things off with a singer who had us howling for all the wrong reasons, then Ebony spills on her kids' success with their awards 🏆. Next up, it’s Bestie Question Time, before Lucie relives the most mortifying moment ever...her and her mum accidentally stealing someone else’s spa treatment and getting caught. And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, one of our listeners shares a period disaster in luxury bedding while dog sitting. It’s giving chaos, cocktails & confessions. 🥂💅
Hey besties! 👯♀️ We’re backkkk after a little hiatus (did you miss us? 👀) and of course we had to make our comeback from sunny Corfu 🌴🍹. In Part 1 of our Corfu Diaries, Lucie manages to lose her passport the night before flying (classic), we dive into your wildest AITA submissions, and...casual flex...McFly have actually watched Ebony’s singing videos and loved them!!! Get ready for the usual chaos, oversharing, and belly laughs, it feels SO GOOODD to be back with you 💖
Hey besties! We are back with another WILD ep of IAGT! This week, we had the gorgeous Bambino Becky as our 2nd ever guest and she did not hold back! We find out all about Ebony and Becky dating the same guy, their crazy past together, and hear from you guys about more of your wild wanker stories! Safe to say this ep is FULL of surprises...the gift that keeps on giving!! In the words of Becky, enjoy and God bless! We hope you love xxx
About It’s a Girl Thing
Welcome to ’It’s a Girl Thing’, where two best friends catch up, debrief on their current chaos, and most likely cry an ocean over something we will have forgotten about in 3-4 business days. Grab a cuppa and join the ride besties xx
It’s a Girl Thing is a English society & culture podcast from Ebony and Lucie. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.
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