What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for shor
Kim FINALLY tells Ket about Obsession. Boy, oh, boy! This was a doozy! How about we learn how to be a good partner before we start snappin’ wish willows! Come on! In 2026?? Get it together, gents! Stay tuned for part 2 to hear Ket scream at dumb dumb boys more. Writer/Dir. Curry Baker Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram:…
Ket tells Kim about the second half of Sam Raimi’s MASTERPIECE: Evil Dead II! Is it the exact same plot as the first one? Yes. Do we care? No. Is Ketryn contemplating inviting Bruce into her marriage? Also, yes. She’s squarely in the weeds with these spooky ooky trees. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Evil Dead II. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE…
Ket tells Kim about Sam Raimi’s “do-over” of the first Evil Dead - Evil Dead II. They doubled the budget to this one, godbless’em, to $4.12, and listen… bravo. If anyone would like to join Ketryn’s Bruce Campbell fan club, let us know. Stay tuned for part 2 of Ket’s Fangirl Frenzy with the second half of Evil Dead II. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!…
Kim finishes telling Ket about Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. We’re still unclear about the arm-holding-an-arm-holding-a-spike weapon but we remain crystal clear about how hot Shawn Hatosy is. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. Dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett Writers Guy Busick, R. Christopher Murphy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!…
Kim tells Ket about the highly anticipated Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, written by friend of the pod - Guy Busick. What it SHOULD have been called was Ready or Not 2: Many Queens! We got our girl Samara, kid sister Kathryn Newton and QUEEN EFFING BEE HERSELF, Sarah Michelle Gellar! It’s almost too much to handle. Stay tuned to see if Kim ever figures out what that arm holding a spike thing is. Dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett Writers Guy Busick, R. Christopher Murphy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe…
Ket finishes telling Kim about Cold Storage. If Kim had read the book about mushrooms she gave to Ket, she’d know that fungus is JUST as worthy of paralyzing terror as haunty demons. But luckily, an entire generation was prepared for slimy piles of fungal zombie by watching Double Dare. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cold Storage. Dir. Jonny Campbell Writer David Koepp Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE…
Ket begins to tell Kim the tale of Cold Storage. In an effort to cool off from the god-forsaken heat wave, Ket chose a movie titled the place in which she’d like to live: Cold Storage. However, all she got was killer Fungus from space (that’s apparently real???) Not even Shebacon can save us. Stay tuned to see if the girls cool off in part 2. Dir. Jonny Campbell Writer David Koepp Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER…
Kim finishes telling Ket about Undertone and paying Jerry the Demon Babysitter overtime. He will surely be adding “childcare” to his resUme. Don’t worry! Ket’s got the Dragon’s Blood smudge stick lit and ready! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket (or Kim?) will live or die in Undertone. Writer/Dir. Ian Tuason Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on…
Kim tells Ket the first half of Undertone, a horror movie about people who have a podcast but no consistent release schedule. Kim can’t blame Ket this time for making it so she can’t sleep. She scared HERSELF this time. But don’t worry! Who better to keep Rami from getting demon’d than a demon! Jerry to the rescue. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if KIM makes it out of her own movie alive. Writer/Dir. Ian Tuason Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK…
Ket finishes kill- I mean TELLING Kim the end of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Ket would like to extend her heartfelt apology to the Samily because this movie appears to have broken her. Post-Rami Kim just can’t hang with the creepy crapbags like Pre-Rami Kim. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!…
Ket tells Kim about Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, not to be confused with the Brendan Fraser sex-fest from the 90s. This one appears to have been Kim’s limit. And suddenly, Creepy Crapbags look a lot less creepy and a lot less containing-of-much crap. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which song will be replacing “You Are My Sunshine” as Rami’s lullaby. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Major Slayage Crossover Event! Buffy the Vampire Slayer S4E6 "Wild at Heart" featuring special guest KIM BURNS!…
Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored” Kim finishes traumatizing Ket for our Summer Horror Series by putting her in the water with some big ole’ boy gators this time. Listen, it doesn’t go much better for Ket in part 2 either. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Crawl. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on…
Kim tells Ket our next Patreon pick for our Summer Horror Series. Boy, oh, boy! Sammies sure love torturing Ket with water ghouls, don’t they? Between the heat, perimenopause, water trauma and Kim NOT explicitly telling Ket to put her brain hat on… hopes are low. Stay tuned next week to see Ket get croc’ed and rocked. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on…
We are joined once again (as we are for episode 6 of every season) by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE! This week is an emotional roller coaster -- Kim is mad that we made her watch a sad episode instead of a silly romp like before, both Kim & Ket have VERY strong feelings about a certain little housebroken homewrecker... and the phrase "dumb dog bone bitch" gets said no less than 800 million times! We break it all down on this week's Major Slayage. For the full effect (including episode clips & visual gags) check this episode out on YouTube:…
Ket finishes telling Kim about In a Violent Nature starring, well, kind of Kim, at this point. The competition to see who has the most creative, gory, resourceful and efficient kills is well on its way and Kim is REALLY giving Johnny a run for his locket! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will kill or be killed in In a Violent Nature. Writer/Dir. Chris Nash Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!…
Kicking off our “Summer Horror Series,” voted on by our Sammies on Patreon, Ket tells Kim about In a Violent Nature. The game takes a different turn where Kim will go head to head with a Jason-y type guy in a competition to see who will have the most creative kill. Points are judged on a 4-point rubric. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what Kim does to everyone’s butt line. Written/Dir. Chris Nash Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY…
Kim finishes telling Ket about The Call. In the second half, Young-Sook joins forces with Old-Sook and Demetery the Cemetery man. Once again, Kim has gotten Ket all taggled up in some time travel debacle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket and will live or die in The Call. Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod…
Kim tells Ket about The Call, starring Park Shin-hye and Jeon Jong-seo. It never bodes well for Ket’s survival when Kim has to ardently implore Ketryn to turn her brain on and keep it on because this is a doozy! So, please eat your tuna sandwich in private and stay tuned for part 2 where we avenge the Strawberry Victim! Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on…
Ket finishes telling Kim about Hokum, starring Adam Scott and Demon Jerry’s new best friend… Jerry. In the second half, the results of the eternal question of ‘how many chains are in the room with us right now’ is revealed. Ket also has to break it to Kim that she does not have faith she would survive a jump out of the back of a van in the UK. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hokum. Writer/Dir. Damian McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR…
Ket tells Kim about the newly released, already classic, Hokum, starring Adam Scott looking quite unlike melty dough. The girls now know to expect a couple things from Damien McCarthy. One, there will be an indeterminate amount of chains. Two, there will be bunnies and they will be creepy. The girls were also very happy to get a visit from another Jerry that they’d love to set up with demon Jerry for a play date. Stay tuned for part 2 where we find out who the true evil jerk of the story is. Writer/Director: Damien McCarthy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content)…
Kim continues telling Ket about Totally Killer. Kim and Ket have always had a lot to say about the sensibilities of the 80s and this movie vindicates almost all of them. So, get bent! You know who else can get bent? Podcasters, amiright!? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Totally Killer. Dir. Nahnatchka Kahn Writers David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, Jen D’Angelo Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE…
Kim tells Ket about the time travel romp Totally Killer starring Keirnan McKenna Shipka Grace. The Sweet 16 Killer terrorizes in two separate time periods! Yet in each of them, water beds (or as Kim says “wooder beds”) and animatronics, regardless of what kind of shape they’re in, remain scarier. Stay tuned for part 2 to learn whether or not we can trust the WiFi. Dir. Nahnatchka Kahn Writers David Matalon, Sasha Perl-Raver, Jen D’Angelo Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show…
Ket finishes telling Kim about the feel-good, feminist romp, Send Help. All the girls have to say is… good for her. They’ve also solidified that Ketryn is significantly more likely to eat another human being than she is to work in corporate. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Send Help. Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!…
Ket tells Kim part 1 of Send Help, starring Rachel McAdams, in the role of lifetime. The most shocking part of this film was the lack of mouth horror from good ole’ Mr. Raimi. Oh, don’t worry! There was plenty of horror… most of it corporate. Stay tuned for part 2 of Send Help, next week! Dir. Sam Raimi Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!…
Kim finishes telling Ket about Part 2 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Things are getting reeeeeally “munchy” over here. Kim continues to advocate for Ketryn to be a cop… in TV and film only. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Run. Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on…
Kim tells Ket about part 1 of Run starring HRH Sarah Paulson. Kim revisits how wine is dangerously similar to pee and both the girls question how many eggs this game of chicken will yield. Stay tuned for part 2 where we find out who better make a RUN for it! Dir. Aneesh Chaganty Writers Aneesh Chaganty, Sev Ohanian Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on…
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The moment 8 years in the making! To celebrate Staying Alive for 400 Episodes, we're hosting the second-ever Sammie Awards! Listeners nominated their favorite show moments from the past 200 episodes in the following categories: Best Episode Title Best Voice Acting Best Holiday Horror Best Brain Scramble Best Guest Host Best Sequel/Prequel Creepiest Crapbag Best Final Girl Best Tangent Favorite Episode Winners were chosen by members of the KKSAM Patreon. So join us -- and a boatload of special guests -- as we celebrate this milestone! We love you all so much, and can't thank you enough for…
Ket tells Kim about part 2 of Do Not Enter while the girls enter their 400TH EPISODE!!!! (WHAT?!?!?) Stay tuned for the Sammie Awards next week! But until then, let’s get out of this hellscape we were told not to enter. And, no, I don’t mean the current state of the world. I mean, this abandoned hotel. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Do Not Enter. Dir. Marc Klasfeld Writers Dikega Hadnot, Spencer Mandel, David Morrell Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new…
Ket tells Kim about the urban explorer horror, Do Not Enter. Listen, in today’s world, why NOT infiltrate an obviously haunted murder hotel and try and find 300 million dollars? It’s not like the “Po-” are gonna come! A monster seeking a bride in order to gain eternal power from hell just feels like a Tuesday at this point. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim wants to join Ket on a completely insane parkour adventure. Dir. Marc Klasfeld Writers Dikega Hadnot, Spencer Mandel, David Morrell Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:…
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