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Mall Brats

Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat

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New episodes: Monthly
Typical length: 1 hr 6 min
Latest: 22 Jun 2026
Language: English

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22 Jun 2026 · 35 min

S02E15 - Season 2 Talkback

We reminisce about our favorite parts of season 2 [Content Warning: Memories, Traumatised Kids, Letter Bombs] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Episode 15 - Season 2 Talkback - show notes & transcript Special thanks to Samuel…

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S2 · E14 · 3 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
S02E14 - All Good Blades Must Come To An End
The stakes ramp up as the Cool Treat Kids race towards the end of their conflict with the Wine Moms. [Content Warning: Little Turdlets, Big Os, Pretty Woman Copyright Infringement] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Episode 14…
S2 · E13 · 24 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark
The Cool Treat Kids collect the final ingredient they need to create the fabled dankest of dark chocolates: Pinot Noir.[Content Warning: Vampires, Old People, Barbeque Dads] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Killing Two Blades…
S2 · E12 · 25 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 28 min
S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades
The Cool Treat Kids attempt to mend fences as they close in on the endgame of their scheme to stop the Wine Moms. [Content Warning: Secrets, Clove Cigarettes, Diarrhea] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Actions Speak Louder…
S2 · E11 · 28 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None
The cool treat kids unwind after their most recent job as any fantasy adventurer would, with a sweet glow in the dark party.[Content Warning: Warm Beers, Flaming Hot Cheezos, Dance Competitions] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details…
S2 · E10 · 3 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades
In the thrilling conclusion to the Chocolate Factory Caper, the Cool Treat Kids learn what it truly means to Eat Pray Love.[Content Warning: Potential Goat Murder, Rim Jobs, Seathane Wycc] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The…
S2 · E9 · 15 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 17 min
S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side
The Cool Treat Kids and their new found ally Adric Swift penetrate deep into the chocolate factory...from the rear.[Content Warning: Achillies, Prophecies, Drunk Borblos] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The Blade is Always…
S2 · E8 · 19 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks
The Cool Treat kids prep for their excursion into the Chocolate Factory. More importantly though, they experience the wonders of a motel continental breakfast. [Content Warning: Seathane, Fucking, Wyck] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode…
S2 · E7 · 5 Nov 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids take the unprecedented step of leaving the mall and cross paths with a character ripped directly from Shawn's high school Dungeons and Dragons character notes. [Content Warning: Horses, Wolves, Sunlight] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥:…
S2 · E6 · 14 Oct 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids spend their downtime recovering from their failure infiltrating Tina Durger's organization, and planning their next move in saving their home. [Content Warning: Good Will Hunting Copyright Infringement, Barely Repressed Trauma, RATHGAR THE NIGHT BLADE] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥:…
S2 · E5 · 27 Sep 2025 · 1 hr 11 min
S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is. [Content Warning: Pant Disguises, Daniel Day Lewis Plagiarism, Post Credits Scenes] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU…
S2 · E4 · 8 Sep 2025 · 53 min
S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark
The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it. [Content Warning: Papooses, Triple Dates, Fifth Wheels] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode…
S2 · E3 · 22 Aug 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover
The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.[Content Warning: Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat Man, Bat...Man, Bat Man?] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥:…
S2 · E2 · 28 Jul 2025 · 1 hr 15 min
S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade
Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the most elaborate and chaotic way possible. [Content Warning: Sour Cream, Hauntings, Beefy Randy] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥:…
S2 · E1 · 3 Jul 2025 · 1 hr 23 min
S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade
The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music. [Content Warning: Improvised Funerals, Dashboard Confessionals, Tunnels] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU…
S1 · E22 · 28 May 2025 · 7 min
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE!
This summer (June 1st to 30th) we're making all of our video episodes available to ALL of our listeners! Click the link below and head over to YouTube to get all that video goodness and please help us game the algorithm by making sure you like, comment and subscribe! If enough of you amazing people do that, we'll be able to grow our audience even faster, which would mean more Spout Lore for you amazing folks! Video ep can be found here: https://youtu.be/rMM60bPE6ng [Content Warning: Marketing, Airhorns, Fights] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼:…
S1 · E21 · 11 May 2025 · 41 min
S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback
The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1. [Content Warning: Cougars, King Charles, and Pedro Pascal's Thick Digits] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Season 1 Cast Talkback - show notes & transcript Special…
S1 · E20 · 25 Apr 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You
The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions. [Content Warning: Failures, Fires, Liberal Use of New Jersey Accents] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Don't Bite the Blade That…
S1 · E19 · 10 Apr 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar
The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar. [Content Warning: Dumpster Fires, Kid Fights, Allison] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode…
S1 · E18 · 21 Mar 2025 · 57 min
S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark
It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs. [Content Warning: Mortgage Brokers, Sweater Vests, Sensitive French Boys] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: A…
S1 · E17 · 4 Mar 2025 · 1 hr 30 min
S01E17 - A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away
The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in a thrilling race against time as Hot Meat Boy activities put their whole plan at the My Alchemical Romance concert at risk. [Content Warning: Danny, The Hawk, Taburno] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝…
S1 · E16 · 11 Feb 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
S01E16 - Blades of a Feather Dark Together
The Cool Treat Kids have arrived at the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates and things go sideways pretty much immediately. [Content Warning: Lies, Lies, Carbonated Sauces, Lies] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝:…
S1 · E15 · 25 Jan 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
S01E15 - There are Plenty of Other Blades in the Dark
Now that the Cool Treat Kids have determined the identity of their patron they turn their attention to more important matters....getting dates to a My Alchemical Romance concert. [Content Warning: Goth Kid, Vampire Boy, Janitor Girl] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: ⁠www.spoutlore.com⁠ Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: ⁠https://linktr.ee/spoutlore⁠ Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore⁠ Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: ⁠https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t⁠ Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥:…
S1 · E14 · 7 Jan 2025 · 51 min
S01E14 - Let Sleeping Blades Lie
The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus. [Content Warning: Vampire Physiology, Tinsel Resale, Alien Antfarm] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Let…
S1 · E13 · 18 Dec 2024 · 1 hr 10 min
S01E13 - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve. [Content Warning: Dad Stereotypes, Mom Stereotypes, Toilet Kids] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode…
S1 · E12 · 3 Dec 2024 · 49 min
S01E12 - The Early Blade Gets The Dark
The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie. [Content Warning: Mia, Mike, Earl] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: The…
S1 · E11 · 16 Nov 2024 · 52 min
S01E11 - Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings
Also, we did so much worldbuilding while we were improvising Charles Eve songs that I had to leave all the 80s music in. [Content Warning: Copyright Infringement, Klepto Santa, Irresponsible Dads] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode…
S1 · E10 · 2 Nov 2024 · 1 hr 11 min
S01E10 - Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker
All hallow be to the Rat Man, our lord and savior. [Content Warning: High Balling, Gym Teachers, Bike Kids] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxTa_sc-YrmwOEMf3CXGC8O2rasTYWwQU Read the 📝 Episode Details 📝: Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker - show notes & transcript Special thanks to…
S1 · E9 · 18 Oct 2024 · 1 hr 12 min
S01E09 - Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bathwater
In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club. Also, Borbo gives the kids "The Talk" ... certainly nothing could go wrong there. [Content Warning: Derivative Jazz Hands, Budding Bromances, Tremblo] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video…
S1 · E8 · 28 Sep 2024 · 1 hr 6 min
S01E08 - Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell as Dark?
The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision. [Content Warning: Misused Swears, Risky Letters, Squares] Want more Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 👶🏼Spout Lore 👶🏼: www.spoutlore.com Subscribe to 🤩 Spout Lore 🤩: https://linktr.ee/spoutlore Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Watch the 🎥 Video Episodes🎥:…

About Mall Brats

Mall Brats is a English stories podcast from Pickaxe. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Pickaxe
Language: English
Category: Stories
New episodes: Monthly
Typical length: 1 hr 6 min
Latest episode: 22 Jun 2026
Feed: RSS — paste into any podcast app
Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1762316572
Rights: Pickaxe

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Mall Brats

Latest episode

S02E15 - Season 2 Talkback

Earlier episodes 29 most recent

S02E14 - All Good Blades Must Come To An End

S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark

S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades

S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None

S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades

S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side

S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks

S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark

S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark

S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades

S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark

S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover

S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade

S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE!

S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback

S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You

S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar

S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark

S01E17 - A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away

S01E16 - Blades of a Feather Dark Together

S01E15 - There are Plenty of Other Blades in the Dark

S01E14 - Let Sleeping Blades Lie

S01E13 - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades

S01E12 - The Early Blade Gets The Dark

S01E11 - Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings

S01E10 - Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker

S01E09 - Don't Throw the Blade Out With the Bathwater

S01E08 - Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell as Dark?

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