Podcast · Comedy

NewlyParents

by JamPot Productions · English · Comedy

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 40 min
Latest: 4 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

4 Oct 2026 · 40 minNew

Sophie’s REAL ALIEN Encounter!

WE WON!!! Newly Parents is officially a BRITISH PODCAST AWARD WINNER! This week, Jamie and Sophie are celebrating their big win, but there are still some VERY important matters to settle… the results of the public vote on Jamie’s hair are officially IN. PLUS, do posh people have bad breath?! And Sophie reveals exactly why, if she were a man, she would absolutely date herself. 😂 We’ve also got a BIG Ziggy update, Jamie reveals why Peter Pan is his hero, and apparently you could probably hire the REAL Jamie Laing for less than you’d think?! AND things take a slightly extraterrestrial turn…

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27 Sep 2026 · 34 min

What Did Jamie’s Mum REALLY Think Of Made In Chelsea?!

PENNY IS BACK… and she’s got plenty to catch us up on! With Sophie away this week, the absolute LEGEND that is Penny is stepping in! She’s giving Jamie some much-needed parenting advice, revealing what she REALLY thought of him on Made in Chelsea, and sharing her secrets to keeping the romance alive. PLUS, a certain story from her last appearance has resulted in some VERY interesting messages landing in Penny’s inbox… 👀 PLUS, Jamie’s obsession with the Nanit is reaching new levels, Penny reveals what she thought Jamie would be like when he grew up, and we’ve got some particularly LOVELY…
20 Sep 2026 · 31 min

Jamie and Sophie face the APOCALYPSE

The most UNDERRATED things in the world… according to Jamie and Sophie! 👀 This week, Sophie is BACK from New York with plenty of stories, while Jamie’s been holding down the fort with some SOLO PARENTING. But there’s been an expensive lesson at home after someone charged £900 to CLEAN THEIR STONE?! 😭 PLUS, what happens when your dad is HOTTER than your husband, we need to talk about Jamie’s hair… AGAIN, and Sophie has one very firm rule for their house: there will be NO fart corner. And things get slightly more serious as Jamie and Sophie take on the ULTIMATE Apocalypse Would You Rather!…
13 Sep 2026 · 51 min

Spencer Matthews & Jamie: Dad Life, First Crushes and MORTIFYING Confessions

Sophie is at New York Fashion Week so Spencer Matthews is back to REUNITE with Jamie!!! Spencer’s never actually listened to the podcast (great start), but he’s got PLENTY to say. From school days, first crushes and a VERY unfortunate pigeon incident. Spencer shares all about being a dad to four, navigating the huge shift into parenthood and how much fatherhood has changed him! PLUS, we finally find out who would make the better James Bond out of Jamie of Spencer?!? And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973, SLIDE into our DMs…
6 Sep 2026 · 40 min

Is Jamie Finally in His DILF Era?

Sophie has never found Jamie more sexy…is he officially in his DILF Era? 👀 This week, back to school season has them reminiscing: what they were actually like as teens, and why dating back then was SO cringe. Jamie confesses to a phone bill disaster over his first girlfriend, and Sophie admits she was never, ever a horse girl. PLUS, we have a big Baby Ziggy update. AND the witching hour has returned to Jamie and Sophie's house, should they finally break out the Ouija board?! 👻 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973, SLIDE into our DMs…
30 Aug 2026 · 42 min

The Police Broke Into Our House!?

The POLICE came to Jamie and Sophie’s house…and somehow it only gets MORE chaotic from there! 🚨😂 This week, Jamie takes us back to his very brief time in the POLICE FORCE, police dogs are released into Jamie and Sophie’s house, and Sophie has a WILD wee story. PLUS, Sophie might have just solved one of the biggest problems in women’s fashion… 👀 We’re also talking relationship ICKS, running through Sophie’s rather impressive list of names for a vagina, and OF COURSE, we’ve got a very important Baby Ziggy update! And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on…
23 Aug 2026 · 41 min

Jamie's REVOLTING habits EXPOSED

Jamie has a BONE to pick with Ziggy… why does he love Sophie more?! 👀 This week, we’ve got a HUGE Ziggy update as he gets his FIRST TOOTH! Sophie reveals Jamie has given her the BIGGEST ick yet, and they dive into the suspicious world of secret families and double lives. PLUS, who remembers MILK FLOATS?! And the mysterious milkman who somehow delivered without anyone EVER seeing him. 🥛😂 AND, Sophie and Jamie settle some of life’s biggest mysteries. How were the pyramids REALLY built? Did giants exist? And are mermaids actually real?! 🧜‍♀️👽 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages.…
16 Aug 2026 · 40 min

Jamie & Sophie Are Writing Their WILLS?!

Sophie and Jamie are planning for the VERY distant future, and Jamie has some INCREDIBLY specific requirements for his final resting place! This week, Jamie and Sophie are talking WILLS, what Sophie would actually do with £100 MILLION, and Jamie makes the bold claim that he’s going to outlive Sophie. Meanwhile, Sophie discovers her first grey hair…and they reveal the things they grew up with that Ziggy DEFINITELY won’t! 👀 PLUS, Jamie finally feels like a proper DAD, and Jamie’s brother gives us all a lesson on The Odyssey… 🏹🐑🧜‍♀️ And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us…
9 Aug 2026 · 42 min

Sophie walks in on a COUPLE in bed & her obsession with Jas INTENSIFIES

It’s official... Sophie has declared NewlyParents the new Love Island aftershow. Move over, Maya Jama 👀 Jamie and Sophie are back from an eventful trip to Paris, where Sophie accidentally walked into a complete STRANGER'S hotel room while they were asleep! Jamie is still reeling after a midnight MELTDOWN when a power cut hit the house, before they somehow ended up in A&E with Ziggy after an incident involving a wooden spoon... 🚑 PLUS, Jamie puts Sophie's GCSE knowledge to the test, Sophie launches her campaign for Prime Minister, and there's a HUGE Ziggy update, as he says his very first…
2 Aug 2026 · 44 min

Jasmine & Kavan: What REALLY Happened in the Love Island Villa

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by Love Island’s Jasmine and Kavan, FRESH out of the villa and ready to spill the tea on what REALLY went on behind the scenes 👀 Together, they take us behind the scenes of Love Island, from producer moments and villa pressure, to the Lorenzo storyline that just wouldn’t go away… PLUS, Jasmine opens up about Casa Amour, avoiding THAT hug and why she knew she didn’t want to pursue anyone else. And of course, we get the villa gossip: who was the loudest, who was the worst dancer, who brought the most energy, and which Islander everyone secretly knew was…
26 Jul 2026 · 37 min

Sophie REVEALS Jamie's Biggest Secret!?

It's Monday, baby, which can ONLY mean one thing... a brand new episode of NewlyParents! Jamie is feeling NEEDY after Sophie's Love Island obsession takes over the house. Meanwhile, he's seriously considering applying for Naked Attraction, and the pair relive the absolute horror of watching a film with your parents when an unexpectedly raunchy sex scene comes on... 💀 Jamie scrolls through the EYE-WATERING number of unread texts on Sophie's phone, while Sophie reveals the dramatic moment she put herself in harm's way to protect Ziggy. We see you, Mama Bear! 🐻❤️ PLUS, Jamie shares a…
19 Jul 2026 · 38 min

Sophie goes on a WILD Mum's night out

We’re BACK in the studio BABY! Let’s GO! Jamie and Sophie reveal just how much they’ve changed as people since becoming parents - is Sophie less of a people pleaser now? Or was she ever one in the first place? We talk all things Wimbledon and Sophie’s been on a RARE night out… are her partying days OVER for good? Meanwhile, Jamie is seriously considering learning to dance like MAGIC MIKE, would could be more attractive?! PLUS, Jamie reveals the genius way Sophie wins every argument… And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973, SLIDE into our…
12 Jul 2026 · 40 min

Jamie EMBARRASSED himself in Ibiza

Jamie and Sophie are BACK after two gorgeous weeks on holiday, and there's a LOT to unpack. From a very public nappy disaster to some serious shots fired during an airport argument, it turns out what happens in Ibiza definitely doesn't stay in Ibiza… Prepare for some serious second-hand embarrassment as Jamie relives the awkward moment he confidently introduced himself to a world-famous DJ... who had absolutely no idea who he was. PLUS, Sophie spills the latest Love Island gossip, and Jamie is feeling spooked after a ghostly encounter! 👻 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages.…
5 Jul 2026 · 37 min

Jamie's gone MISSING!?

It might be a summer heatwave, but Jamie is doubling down on wearing his dinosaur Christmas pyjamas, and Sophie is officially getting the ICK! 🦖 This week, Jamie and Sophie dive into the politics of nappy changing, and Jamie reveals the UNHINGED WhatsApp message Sophie sent that unexpectedly popped up during his live radio show. Sophie shares an honest update on feeling more like herself postpartum, they plan their longest family holiday yet, and reveal how they'd describe each other to the POLICE if one of them ever went missing! PLUS, Sophie’s wedding ring is still missing, and they…
28 Jun 2026 · 37 min

Sophie Thought She’d Get Arrested?!

Sophie and Jamie are back with another episode of NewlyParents, and Sophie has some explaining to do after she finally tells Jamie the truth about what really happened to their car…🚘 Jamie attempts to teach Sophie the rules of football, Sophie describes the offside rule in her own very unique way, before giving us an unforgettable rendition of Football's Coming Home. Meanwhile, Sophie is OBSESSING over Harry Styles and Off Campus, and baby Ziggy has hit some very exciting new milestones, including doing an incredible pigeon impression. PLUS, the listeners’ messages are absolutely unhinged…
21 Jun 2026 · 41 min

Does Jamie Regret His Hair Transplant?

It’s our FIRST Father’s Day and Jamie and Sophie are feeling emotional! Sophie gives her honest verdict on Jamie’s parenting skills, and Jamie opens his very first Father’s Day presents from Ziggy. We’re not crying… you are. 🥹 Sophie reveals what salmon sperm injections actually feel like (and why her 6ft3 mate nearly cried getting his done), Jamie shares a shocking scuba diving story, and the couple settle a surprisingly heated debate about farts. PLUS, Jamie finally tells the full story of his hair transplant in the back room of a stranger’s house in Nottingham… 🤕 And OF COURSE, we love…
14 Jun 2026 · 35 min

Is Sophie and Jamie’s home HAUNTED?!

Is Jamie and Sophie’s house haunted?! Jamie has THEORIES, and between a phantom poo mystery and some seriously unexplained goings-on, the couple are one creaky floorboard away from calling in an exorcist. Meanwhile, Sophie went off to live her best life at Mighty Hoopla whilst Jamie flew SOLO on dad duty. Jamie reads out the emotional message he wrote Sophie mid-shift, while Sophie reveals the mum guilt hit her in a way she did NOT see coming. PLUS, the couple finally settle the great sit-down-to-pee debate 🚽 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on…
7 Jun 2026 · 37 min

We Thought Our Baby Was An Old Man?!

Jamie and Sophie are back with another dose of NewlyParents chaos and stories that somehow keep getting stranger! Sophie reveals the surprising reason she ended up in court, they talk night feed duty, and Sophie shares the terrifying moment she looked at Ziggy and genuinely thought he was an old man. The pair also discuss Jamie’s latest ageing concerns, why Ziggy is absolutely obsessed with Sophie’s rapping, and the unfortunate incident that saw Jamie lose his phone in the worst place imaginable…💩 PLUS, Jamie is already planning a future father-and-son race with Ziggy, and Penny dials in to…
31 May 2026 · 44 min

Jamie and Sophie Try APHRODISIACS?!

Jamie and Sophie are back from Ibiza and they are trying a new, unusual aphrodisiac...oyster pills. Although Sophie's pregnancy pillow is back and has become the third person in their relationship. Our NewlyParents also reveal their WILD holiday diaries and Jamie's also had his second coffee EVER, which leads Jamie to feeling...unusual 🫠 PLUS, we find out how well the couple would get on in a Zombie Apocalypse. CLUE: not well 🧟 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973, SLIDE into our DMs @newlyparentspodcast, or email us at…
24 May 2026 · 42 min

Our Three Year Wedding Anniversary 💍🤍

It’s our anniversary episode!!! This week, Jamie and Sophie celebrate another year filled with love, laughs and absolute chaos… mainly because Sophie is convinced Jamie forgot their anniversary! The pair spill all the BAFTAs gossip, from Sophie nearly freezing on the red carpet to meeting the ICON that is Louis Theroux. ALSO, Sophie reveals her master plan for interviewing Ziggy’s future girlfriends, while Jamie accidentally lets slip a secret that could get him written out of Penny’s will… 😳 PLUS, Sophie relives the horror of an in-flight eyelash disaster on the way to Mexico, and Jamie…
17 May 2026 · 48 min

Has Sophie lost her wedding ring?!

Another sleep-deprived week in the Laing household can only mean one thing… another WILD ride of a podcast. This week, Sophie’s managed to lose her wedding ring, while Jamie’s dealing with ring problems all of his own... The couple also get into breastfeeding, sad nipple syndrome, and the absolutely AWFUL chat they somehow ended up having at a social event. PLUS, Sophie’s planning a road trip involving vampires, Morgan Freeman and Justin Bieber (Jamie’s not invited), and Jamie FINALLY addresses the rumours: has he had a bleph?! 👀 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us…
10 May 2026 · 38 min

We Haven’t Slept In Days…

What do you get if you cross two new parents with zero sleep? One absolutely unhinged podcast episode. After another sleepless night with baby Ziggy, Jamie and Sophie are hanging on by a thread and the chaos is REAL. The couple reveal they’ve had another massive argument, Sophie explains why she genuinely thinks Lisa Vanderpump should be president, and Jamie admits he’s been starting beef with the “man in the wall”. PLUS, Sophie has a very close encounter with a massage therapist, while Jamie spills a SHOCKING story about accidentally injuring an old lady that leaves Sophie literally…
3 May 2026 · 43 min

Our First Moments as Parents

Jamie and Sophie are feeling TRAUMATISED this week after discovering that Ziggy’s baby monitor is revealing far more than expected. Let’s just say not everything you see at 3am is meant to be seen. 👀 This week, the couple take us back to their first moments after leaving the hospital with Ziggy. From newborn bliss and exploding nappies, to a surprisingly sweet moment on the car journey home. PLUS, Sophie shares her controversial Harry Potter opinion, Jamie gets attacked by a stork, and they reveal what really happened when they bumped into Sophie's hall pass on a night out. ALSO, find out…
26 Apr 2026 · 42 min

WE’RE BACK... AND WE HAVE A BABY!

We’re back, baby! Ziggy has arrived, and after a few months of nesting and navigating newborn chaos, Jamie and Sophie are officially BACK and unfiltered as ever. Brace yourselves as Sophie and Jamie tell us ALL about what went down in the birthing room. The magical moments, the scary moments and the… angry tarantula?! 🕷️ PLUS, we find out what happens if you fall in love with your doctor, all the inventive things you can do with a placenta, and why Jamie wants a keyring to remember the exact moment Sophie’s waters broke… We wanted to thank you SO much for following us on this journey.…
23 Apr 2026 · 1 min

We're Back Baby!

We’ve had a baby… and everything’s changed. In NewlyParents , Sophie and Jamie Laing take you inside the reality of new parenthood..... not just the sleepless nights and emotional highs, but what it really does to your relationship. From miscommunication and tension to the moments that make it all worth it, this is an honest, unfiltered look at navigating love and life after a baby. If you’re in a relationship, going through a big life change, or just curious about what no one tells you… this is for you. NewlyParents launches Monday April 27th . Follow now so you don’t miss all the chaos.…
3 Mar 2026 · 12 min

Our Response To The Rumours…

If you’ve been following our journey from NearlyWeds to NewlyWeds, and then into Nearly Parents and Newly Parents, you’ll know one thing for sure: nothing ever stays quiet for long. There’s been a lot of chatter about what’s happening to the show and who’s stepping into the “Nearly” world next. Well…it’s time to hand over the confetti. NearlyWeds with Molly & Tom is officially here 🩷 A brand new couple. A brand new chapter. And a whole new wedding countdown. Molly and Tom are taking you inside their reality-TV romance turned real-life “I do.” From venue viewings and guest list drama to…
29 Dec 2025 · 36 min

Our funniest moments EVER!!

The end of the year is a perfect time to reflect, so we’re looking back at the FUNNIEST moments of the podcast so far! Sometimes on the show, Jamie and Sophie get loose (borderline TOO loose) so we’ve collated all their WILDEST bits for your entertainment… From accidental headlines to wildly inappropriate conversations, this is Jamie and Sophie at their most unfiltered. No build-up, no explanations, just the moments that escalated quickly and SOMEHOW still made it online! Don’t forget, while Jamie and Sophie are taking some time off the podcast, you can still hear Jamie on brand new episodes…
22 Dec 2025 · 35 min

Jamie and Sophie's Wedding Anniversary

While Jamie and Sophie are spending precious time looking after their new baby Ziggy, we’re re-living some of the best bits of the podcast so far. Today, we’re returning to the final EVER episode of NewlyWeds… it’s Jamie and Sophie’s two-year wedding anniversary special! The couple reminisce on their lives together; from the moment they first met and their first impressions of each other, to falling in love on Made in Chelsea and getting married. 👰🏼‍♀️ 💖 🤵🏼‍♂️ Jamie and Sophie discuss their highs and lows over the last two years and reflect on what they’ve learned over the last couple…
15 Dec 2025 · 46 min

Our honeymoon revisited! ✈️💖

While Jamie and Sophie soak up those dreamy early newborn days with baby Ziggy, we’re zooming back to relive the first EVER episode of NewlyWeds… the honeymoon special! Why did Sophie vomit out of her nose? What happened to Jamie’s baggage? And did Sophie accidentally eat dog meat in Panama? PLUS, Sophie and Jamie give us all the behind the scenes gossip from the wedding, as they answer your questions. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice…
8 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 2 min

The Wedding Episode 💍

Baby Ziggy is officially here! So, while Sophie and Jamie take some time with their new arrival, we’re looking back at some of their best bits from the pod! Have your tissues at the ready as Jamie and Sophie get emotional when they revisit all the best bits from their beautiful Spanish wedding. 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ Hear all the speeches: the best men, Father of the bride, and of course Jamie’s tear-jerking groom speech. PLUS, we get to hear from some friends and family, recorded live at the wedding, and get a glimpse behind the scenes from the people that were there! And OF COURSE, we love your…

About NewlyParents

NewlyParents with Sophie & Jamie Laing picks up where NearlyParents left off, but life has levelled up. The stakes are higher, the sleep is lower, and nothing feels quite the same. Jamie and Sophie are stepping into a new chapter together, balancing big life changes, shifting priorities and the everyday chaos that comes with it. Yes, there’s a baby in the picture, but this podcast is about so much more than nappies and night feeds. It’s about relationships under pressure, family dynamics, and figuring out who you are when life doesn’t look how it used to. With their trademark humour and brutal honesty, Sophie and Jamie talk through the moments that test them, the conversations no one prepares you for, and the unexpected laughs that get them through. From marriage to work, friendships to flirting; nothing is off-limits. Whether you’re navigating your own life changes or just here for the chaos, NewlyParents is a candid, funny and refreshingly real take on love, life and learning as you go together. Join the NewlyParents community today. Follow @NewlyParentspodcast | Email: newlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk A JamPot Original podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Publisher: JamPot Productions
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 40 min
Latest episode: 4 Oct 2026
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