Episode notes
Jamie and Sophie are back from Ibiza and they are trying a new, unusual aphrodisiac...oyster pills. Although Sophie's pregnancy pillow is back and has become the third person in their relationship. Our NewlyParents also reveal their WILD holiday diaries and Jamie's also had his second coffee EVER, which leads Jamie to feeling...unusual 🫠 PLUS, we find out how well the couple would get on in a Zombie Apocalypse. CLUE: not well 🧟 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973, SLIDE into our DMs @newlyparentspodcast, or email us at…
NewlyParents
by JamPot Productions · English · Comedy
NewlyParents with Sophie & Jamie Laing picks up where NearlyParents left off, but life has levelled up. The stakes are higher, the sleep is lower, and nothing feels quite the same. Jamie and Sophie are stepping into a new chapter together, balancing big life changes, shifting priorities and the
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