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Podcast · Tech & Science
No Plans to Merge
by Daniel Coulbourne & Caleb Porzio · English · Tech & Science
Two Laravel developers discuss open-source, developer life and the craft of building software.
- New episodes
- Monthly
- Typical length
- 1 hr 40 min
- Latest
- 24 Oct 2025
- Language
- English
Latest episode
Earlier episodes 29 most recent
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E134 · 10 Aug 2025 · 1 hr 26 min
Charles E. Cheese
We are doing a LIVE, IN-PERSON Livewire community event in Buffalo. Fill out the Interest Form
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E133 · 17 Feb 2025 · 1 hr 40 min
Livewire 4 Mind Palace [FIXED]
The boys envision a world where Livewire components render as PDFs
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E129 · 13 Aug 2024 · 1 hr 43 min
We Can't Talk About Anything
Things are in full swing. There are many things we cannot say. We are both slammed trying to get everything done for Laracon. Which led to this not being put out very quickly.
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E128 · 16 May 2024 · 1 hr 25 min
Slots. Slots. Slots.
Why can we not have slots in Livewire components?s
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E126 · 18 Mar 2024 · 4 min
(AI) You're Telling me a Shrimp Fried This Rice?
This episode was written and recorded by AI
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E125 · 13 Mar 2024 · 1 hr 4 min
Soup Season
We've become addicted to cheap money. Our cheap conveniences are like shifting sands. As VC titans play on our insecurities and whims, only soup stands to sustain us in the world to come.
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E124 · 12 Mar 2024 · 1 hr
Recorded Before the Planetscale Thing
Look we all know there are things to talk about but we recorded this last week before any of that stuff happened!
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E123 · 30 Nov 2023 · 2 min
This is an Ad for John's Board Game
John's Board game has 6 days remaining on Kickstarter! I absolutely insist that you buy it. Colossi on Kickstarter John's Twitter Catacombian Games
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E122 · 29 Nov 2023 · 1 hr 45 min
WIRECON
Daniel and Caleb wax nostalgic about the various eras of Laravel, their long and eventfull friendship, Laracon talk nerves, and a tentative plan for WIRECON.
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E121 · 1 Sep 2023 · 1 hr 29 min
I promise this episode isn't exclusively about skateboarding and bricks
Whistling A brick is about 48 cents Skateboarding Linear Command Palettes Junior Devs
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E120 · 4 Aug 2023 · 1 hr 47 min
The Post Laracon Episode
It's been years since our last Laracon episode. It's good to be back
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E118 · 22 Jun 2023 · 1 hr 13 min
Caleb Learned React (Finally)
This episode was recorded 2 weeks ago. For that reason, I don't remember in detail what we talked about.
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E116 · 11 May 2023 · 2 hr 7 min
Rust™ and Audio
Daniel and Caleb talk about how you could like, process audio with like, Laravel collections. Wild.
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E115 · 20 Apr 2023 · 1 hr 59 min
Event sourcing should be named something cooler
In this ep, the fellas compare their respective YouTube algos and Caleb learns why the hell Daniel is so amped about event sourcing. It's a good one.
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E114 · 31 Mar 2023 · 1 hr 53 min
Alpine is faster than React
Daniel and Caleb finally got to work together for money. We paired on some really cool deep AlpineJS performance stuff.
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E110 · 24 Feb 2023 · 1 hr 58 min
PHP attributes are insanely cool
This week we talk about whether to leave eloquent support in Livewire and have some crazy fun brain blasts about PHP attributes and how we can use and abuse them.
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E109 · 3 Feb 2023 · 2 hr 5 min
Solid, rusty, futons (Daniel forgot to press publish)
This episode is all about everything. Laptop bags, swiss army knives, futons, bathtubs, SolidJS, and everything else there is to talk about. Enjoy the show folks Daniel forgot to press publish. This episode is a week old.
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E108 · 15 Dec 2022 · 1 hr 45 min
Writing is so good
This week is jam-stack-packed full of fun meanderings all culminating in a passionate conversation about the virtues of writing. It's a good one.
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E107 · 8 Dec 2022 · 1 hr 20 min
We're all out of jobs...
In this episode, we discuss the potential impact of chatgpt, a powerful language processing AI, on the workforce. We also talk about Mastadon, a decentralized social media platform, and the recent news that the popular code editor VS Code has been experiencing some technical issues. Join us as we explore these topics and consider the implications of advancements in AI for the future of work. [Yes, this description was lovingly written by AI]
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E106 · 8 Dec 2022 · 1 hr 6 min
Doing chores...
Daniel and Caleb talk productivity, Obsidian, having a third brain, and doing dishes...
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E105 · 1 Dec 2022 · 1 hr 13 min
Let it Snow
Daniel & Caleb talk about being snowed in, dreaming of databases, and love hating Twitter and email. It's a night record folks. Grab a turkey leg and enjoy... This episode is brought to you by PlanetScale
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E104 · 5 Nov 2022 · 1 hr 54 min
AI Generated Haircut
Daniel regales Caleb with tales of cheating in fishing, chess, and poker. Daniel applied for a job and failed. AI art
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E103 · 26 Oct 2022 · 1 hr 42 min
Leaves, a reckoning
This week, the boys cover topics, and the leaves cover lawns. Those topics are: Next JS, the new webpacky thing, paying developers money, and lukewarm coffee. It's all there.
About No Plans to Merge
Two Laravel developers discuss open-source, developer life and the craft of building software.
No Plans to Merge is a English tech & science podcast from Daniel Coulbourne & Caleb Porzio. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.
- Publisher
- Daniel Coulbourne & Caleb Porzio
- Language
- English
- Category
- Tech & Science
- New episodes
- Monthly
- Typical length
- 1 hr 40 min
- Latest episode
- 24 Oct 2025
- Feed
- RSS — paste into any podcast app
- Apple Podcasts
- podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id1455034944
- Website
- noplanstomerge.com
- Rights
- Daniel Coulbourne & Caleb Porzio
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