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Not Loveline

by Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas · English · Society & Culture

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 16 min
Latest: 12 Oct 2026
Language: English

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12 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 23 minNew

BLACKMAILED By An EX-BOYFRIEND + Talking to GHOSTS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 89

This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Tana's past traumas including the time one of her awful ex-boyfriends blackmailed her for over $70,000!! Plus the two give some sneak peeks into Trisha's upcoming memoir and go over some of their early history together! All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:…

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5 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88
The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes and now they both hate me! What do I do?? All that and some hot goss on this week's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS!…
29 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87
Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor:…
22 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86
This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode. WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!…
14 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85
Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek…
7 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84
Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10…
31 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE
It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!…
24 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 36 min
Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82
This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're…
17 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81
This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek…
10 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80
Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're…
3 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as always on this week's episode!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek…
27 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 35 min
TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to…
20 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our…
13 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76
WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or…
6 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75
Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks! Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at http://Mengotomars.com and tell them NOT…
22 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74
Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for…
16 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73
It's calls on calls on calls this week on Not Loveline! Trish and Tana give advice on whether avoiding red flags too often is preventing you from meeting your soulmate. Plus how do you navigate dating someone who has the same name as your brother? And what did her friend do on that last vacation!?!? All that and more on today's episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at http://Mengotomars.com and tell them NOT LOVELINE sent you at checkout!Thank you to our Sponsor:SHOPIFY! Take control of…
9 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Disneyland and Disney Adults, being smart about how expensive your wedding is, and get amped up for an amazing night in Vegas THIS WEEK! All that and more on today's episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek…
1 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71
This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about hiring a social media management company to run your accounts. And how many influencers are already entirely run by teams! Plus, Tana dishes on her mean neighbor and how she tried to fight Makoa!!! And our question of the day, all things Etsy witches! All that and more on today's exciting episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:RIDGE! Upgrade your wallet today! Get up to 40% off @Ridge during…
25 May 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70
This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about screaming like Addison Rae in the studio while recording music for their upcoming live show in Vegas! Tana also spills the beans on her Euphoria audition. And Trish shares how Malibu's first ever playdate went! All that and so much Grey's Anatomy talk on today's exciting episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to…
18 May 2026 · 1 hr 27 min
TANA GOT SCAMMED! + TRISHA SPILLS EUPHORIA TEA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 69
Trish and Tana are back again to goss about influencers, share the recent events in their lives, and more! This week Tana brought Trisha some birthday gifts! And things get a little emotional! And what's this about a convertible scammer? All that and more on this week's Not Loveline!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for…
11 May 2026 · 1 hr 31 min
MY BOYFRIEND WAS IN BED WITH HIS SISTER!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 68
This week on Not Loveline Makoa and Moses finally get to have THEIR stories told on this show!! Plus Trish talks about writing her memoir, the legal checks for all the tea she is exposing in it, and more! Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:TINDER! Explore all of the possibilities for yourself.Tinder. It Starts With A Swipe. Download Tinder today.…
27 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!! + INFLUENCERS RUINED COACHELLA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 67
NOT CLICKBAIT! SHE REALLY DID Y'ALL! This week the girls reunite after some weeks apart to catch up about all things Coachella and more! What did Tana think of Bieberchella? And how did she manage to finally meet Adam Sandler? All that and more on this exciting episode of Not Loveline!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:TINDER! Try the all new Tinder…
20 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
I'M THE OTHER WOMAN!?!? 😱 I STILL LOVE HIM!! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 66
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana answer a bunch of calls for all of you! But first, a quick history lesson with two high school dropouts. Are they smarter than a 5th grader? Plus how does one deal with their mother wanting nothing to do with them? Even when you're pregnant? And how do you overcome finding out he's had a wife the whole time, and you're the other woman? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:TINDER! Try the all new Tinder Astrology Mode today!https://open.tinder.com/9K8a/lovelineThank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your…
6 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 23 min
NICK VIALL MUST BE STOPPED!! + TOXIC AGE GAP RELATIONSHIPS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 65
Trisha and Tana hit a yap flow state today on Not Loveline. The girls dive head first into some of the latest hot topics, like Nick Viall's new show Age of Attraction highlighting age gap relationships. Plus unpacking the Taylor Frankie Paul drama in the Mormon Wives sphere. All that and more on this jam packed episode!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our…
30 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
SEE US LIVE IN LAS VEGAS!! + DID JAKE SHANE GO TOO FAR?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 64
Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9This week on Not Loveline our girls are here to yap about all things Hollywood. Should influencers like Jake Shane be hosting red carpets for things like the Oscars? How much money do those Oscars gift bags cost!??!?! And of course, how can we not talk a little about VEGAS?! With their live show finally set in stone, Trisha and Tana plan all…
23 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOUR MAN 💲💰 + DID I REALLY CHEAT?! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 63
This week on Not Loveline it's ALL CALLS!!! Trisha and Tana set a record for themselves and answered 10!! That's right 10! T-E-N, TEN!!! And boy are they some good ones. Thanks for calling in, babes. We've got body positivity conversations, divorces, bisexuals and a rotted individual who asked their partner to get with their friend and then got MAD AT THEM FOR IT!?? Like WHAT? All that and more on this jam packed, callathon episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINETo claim up to 500 FLEX SPINS!!Thank you to our Sponsor:KIKOFF! Get your first month of KIKOFF…
16 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 35 min
OUR CHAOTIC CELEBRITY STORIES + IS CLONING REAL!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 62
Today on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana get vulnerable. They share stories about their abandonment issues, and how that has followed them into all of their relationships. And how they are working to overcome them. They also discuss whether or not celebrity clones are running around Hollywood. You never know what you're gonna get on this show! All that and more on today's extra long episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINETo claim up to 500 FLEX SPINS!!Thank you to our Sponsor:Better Help! Find support and feel lighter. Get 10% OFF THERAPY…
9 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
TRISHA ON THE KARDASHIANS TV SHOW!?! + MIKAYLA NOGUIERA'S ANTICS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 61
From mom guilt to food guilt these girls are covering it all today. Between dropping lore about being on the first season of Keeping up with The Kardashians and talking about Mikayla Noguiera's iconic messy titkok antics, Trish and Tana have you covered for your weekly yapsesh. With a side of calls this week of course! All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineGET A SPICY BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK!!! Join us…
2 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 22 min
TURNING DOWN $20,000!?!? + EXPOSING PEOPLE ONLINE!!
This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana talk integrity when it comes to brand deals. How much is enough to commit to it? And what are you willing to walk away from if it doesn't align with your brand? Plus some hot topic questions about Jake Weber and Lisa Rinna. All that and more on today's episode! Thank you to our Sponsor: Better Help! Find support and feel lighter. Get 10% OFF THERAPY at https://betterhelp.com/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor: Mars Men! Boost your Testosterone today! Get 50% OFF FOR LIFE, FREE SHIPPING & 3 FREE GIFTS! Go to https://mengotomars.com/ and tell them…

About Not Loveline

NOT LOVELINE is a weekly love, sex, and dating call in advice show with Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas, two hosts who are definitely NOT experts but do have a lot of experience.

Not Loveline is a English society & culture podcast from Tana Mongeau and Trish Paytas. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

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Language: English
Category: Society & Culture
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 16 min
Latest episode: 12 Oct 2026
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