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Season 2, Episode 63 · Off With Their Headlines

Royally Testing Our Patience

28 Aug 2026 · 51 min

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Somehow, the coverage (or, rather, fanfiction) about Harry and Meghan’s UK return has escalated this week… so we’re swapping our favorite batsh*t headlines and deranged takes for this Friday episode! We’ll also share updates about the King of Norway's health, interesting reporting on King "Everyman" William, an announcement that the British royals will once again (attempt) to tour the Caribbean, and the entertainment legends who we lost this week. _________ New episodes every Wednesday and Friday! Listen early & ad-free on Patreon , where you’ll also find exclusive bonus content:…

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Off With Their Headlines

Amanda Matta and Meredith Constant · Film & TV · English

Off With Their Headlines! Join media critic Meredith Constant and royal commentator Amanda Matta as they bring a fresh, fearless perspective to modern news & culture. Tune in each week to unpack the latest royal news, dissect media narratives, and break down the most compelling conversations of the

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