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Rude Alchemy

by Rude Alchemy · English · Stories

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history. rudealchemy.substack.com

New episodes: Monthly
Typical length: 33 min
Latest: 27 Dec 2019
Language: English

Latest episode

27 Dec 2019 · 36 min

75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation! The post 75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone! appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

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3 Nov 2019 · 42 min
74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)
Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse. The post 74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween) appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
5 Sep 2019 · 56 min
74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage
Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game. The post 74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
31 Jul 2019 · 28 min
73 The Beastiary, Episode 3
The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned. The post 73 The Beastiary, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
31 Jul 2019 · 24 min
72 The Beastiary, Episode 2
Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates! The post 72 The Beastiary, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
31 Jul 2019 · 27 min
71 The Beastiary, Episode 1
A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’ The post 71 The Beastiary, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
25 Feb 2019 · 44 min
70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)
We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature! The post 70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap) appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Feb 2019 · 33 min
69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4
The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale! The post 69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Feb 2019 · 29 min
68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3
A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’) The post 68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Feb 2019 · 29 min
67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2
Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas. The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Feb 2019 · 23 min
66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1
It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing. The post 66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Aug 2018 · 32 min
65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns
Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings. The post 65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
18 Jun 2018 · 33 min
64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7
Poe and Pa clash when the two opposing bands of spiritual warriors finally meet. The post 64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
29 Apr 2018 · 34 min
63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’
We recall our embarrassing early correspondence and drop a new Mudd Rumpus track! The post 63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’ appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Apr 2018 · 33 min
62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6
Poe and pals prep for patricide. Meanwhile, Pa and pals ponder their pecking order. The post 62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
25 Feb 2018 · 32 min
61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5
Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness. The post 61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
28 Jan 2018 · 1 hr 11 min
60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever
Even by our standards, this is a rough one. ENJOY! The post 60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
25 Dec 2017 · 30 min
59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore
Murder! Mistletoe! Moorings! A merry maritime magniloquence crammed lovingly down your minced piehole. The post 59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
1 Dec 2017 · 1 hr 6 min
58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!)
We’re back at it again! Listen as we merrily mangle another classic old-time radio ‘Sherlock!’ The post 58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!) appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
29 Oct 2017 · 34 min
57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special!
Deep from the hellish bowels of the Rude Alchemy archives comes the cosmically horrifying tale of a post-Revolutionary Jabez Flintwick and his ultimate battle against the forces of evil. The post 57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special! appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
24 Sep 2017 · 47 min
56 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 2
“Buffoon” Chatter, “Buffoon” Lore, and buffoons playing a buffoonish game buffooningly. The post 56 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
27 Aug 2017 · 31 min
55 The Buffoon, Episode 3
Bouffant Day arrives and it’s time for the final joke, but, who will be the butt? The post 55 The Buffoon, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
30 Jul 2017 · 53 min
54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 1
Buffoonery, “Whoooooo Said That?!”, and Andy’s story “Frenches” your earholes! The post 54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
25 Jun 2017 · 27 min
53 The Buffoon, Episode 2
Henri leads the ensemble in a Bouffant Day rehearsal that takes a sinister turn. The post 53 The Buffoon, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
29 May 2017 · 32 min
52 The Buffoon, Episode 1
In Medieval France, a rogueish nobleman, Henri, is disgraced and banished by his brother, Le Duc. When he meets a gruesome band of fellow exiles in the forest, he learns of an opportunity to clown his way to vengeance – Bouffant Day! The post 52 The Buffoon, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
30 Apr 2017 · 56 min
51 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #3
Listen in horror as we mangle yet another classic Sherlock Holmes old-time radio script in this re-broadcast of our LIVE special from 4.25.17! (Also, stay tuned ’til the end when we *almost* reveal the title of our next season!) The post 51 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
26 Mar 2017 · 1 hr 8 min
50 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 6
Listen as we put each other to the question, submit to Tom’s sick “weird history” mind game, and drink deep of the ear poison secreted by Andrew’s potent story-sack. The post 50 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
27 Feb 2017 · 33 min
49 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 8
SEASON FINALE: The fate of Yugoslavia hangs in the balance as the true contents of the mysterious crate are revealed! The post 49 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 8 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
3 Feb 2017 · 5 min
*Programming Update*
Just a quick check-in to tell you where we’ve been, where we’re headed, and to offer cheap, dirty promises. The post *Programming Update* appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com
25 Dec 2016 · 1 hr 12 min
48 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 5
Plug us into your earbones and listen as we talk Bruff, get weird, speak poems, and answer listener questions with our trademark grace and profundity. The post 48 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

About Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history. rudealchemy.substack.com

Rude Alchemy is a English stories podcast from Rude Alchemy. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Rude Alchemy
Language: English
Category: Stories
New episodes: Monthly
Typical length: 33 min
Latest episode: 27 Dec 2019
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