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Well, Paul can finally relax and enjoy the fact that the boys have finally covered the 2007 “classic” I Know Who Killed Me, starring millennial tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan. With enough blue to make Eiffel 65 happy, this story about a writer—no, a stripper—no, someone…who knows?—is perfect for Scared Gay. Listen to find out why the movie was chosen and what the boys truly think of it.
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Scared Gay!
Paul Jordan & Pablo Escobar · Film & TV · English
A Horror Movie podcast...with a Gay Agenda. Join Pablo and Paul every other week as they dissect their favorite and least favorite horror movies, explore queer themes, and make each other laugh/cringe along the way.
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