Episode notes
Sam Sanders, ‘the prince of public radio' (our words), joins H. Alan Scott and Eliot Glazer to share his existential dread about both A.I. and Gen-Z’s general taste in denim. Plus, is Carly Simon to Instagram what Cher is to Twitter? And don’t sleep on H. Alan playing an original voice mail left by THE Sheryl Lee Ralph.
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Soft Serve
Twenty Beach Productions · Comedy · English
As friends of nearly two decades, self-proclaimed “C+ gays” Eliot Glazer & H. Alan Scott serve the only way they know how: softly, cautiously & with millennial malaise. Join them every week as they gab about all the things that color their venn diagram of true passions: gay stuff, food, nostalgia,
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E4 · 6 Oct 2026 · 46 min
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E3 · 29 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 22 min
Trixie Mattel Serves Softly
Trixie Mattel is GEEKED to about her Halloween special The Trixie Mattel-A-Thon. But her freewheeling conversation with Eliot Glazer and H. Alan Scott covers all the classic podcast topics: high-end vacuums, exotic birds, Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray , the Trixie Motel, and whether or not Kelly Rowland is allowed to use the F slur (it’s a yes, duh). Subscribe to our free Substack: https://servesoftlydiva.substack.com Follow Soft Serve Podcast on Instagram (@SoftServeShow): https://www.instagram.com/softserveshow Follow Eliot Glazer (@EliotGlazer): https://www.instagram.com/eliotglazer Follow…
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E2 · 22 Sep 2026 · 45 min
Serving Softly (and with Caution)
Eliot and H. Alan invite you into the cultural potpourri that colors both their longtime friendship and exactly the type of stuff you’ll hear on Soft Serve: loose meat, The View , Christopher Meloni’s h*le, Luigi doppelgängers, generic vs. brand names, cupcakes, lesbians boat captains, air conditioning, The Rosie O’Donnell Show , loose meat, The Ritas (Moreno and Wilson), and GGDS (Golden Girls Derangement Syndrome). They also recap -- with clashing memories -- their trip to gay tourist trap Puerto Vallarta. Subscribe to our free Substack: https://servesoftlydiva.substack.com Follow Soft…
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E1 · 18 Sep 2026 · 5 min
Introducing Soft Serve with Eliot Glazer & H. Alan Scott
Eliot Glazer and H. Alan Scott know they’re serving, but softly (and with caution). In this new podcast, two longtime friends and moderately well known homosexuals get together week after week for deep dives on the topics that matter: YouTube rabbit holes, The Golden Girls, The View, Rita Wilson and whatever Rosie O'Donnell is up to. From millennial nostalgia to pop culture hot takes to sit-downs with friends like Trixie Mattel, Melissa Peterman and Sam Sanders stopping by to chat, Soft Serve delivers your weekly dose of slightly older queer energy that makes for the perfect midweek listen.…
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