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Most people prepare for a feast by getting dressed and doing their hair, some people elect to get incinerated.
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Stealing from Wizards
R. A. Consell · Kids & Family · English
Living in secret and stealing to eat is a hard life, but it's all Kuro has ever known. Fear and necessity forged him into the finest young thief in the wizard kingdoms. Nobody can hide forever, though, and a run of poor luck lands Kuro in a place where his quick hands and quiet feet count for nothin
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