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   S1 · E11 · 20 Mar 2023 · 1 hr

   Dinosaurs on Noah's Ark: Hunt for the Mokele-Mbembe [Part 2]

   Did Noah save the dinosaurs from extinction? We conclude our two-part series on the legend of the Mokele-Mbembe with a visit to a creationist museum, Keelin shares banana diet tips from Congo Bill, and Dana gets traumatized by a terrible 1980’s movie about humpin' in front of dinosaurs. Saddle up your brontosaurus and prepare to take the Bible literally, because it's time to finish our prehistoric quest for a living dinosaur! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg…

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   S1 · E10 · 6 Mar 2023 · 1 hr 7 min

   Dinosaurs Live! Hunt for the Mokele-Mbembe [Part 1]

   Do dinosaurs still walk the earth? Some scientists believe it. In this special two-part episode, we trek deep into the heart of the Congo's impenetrable jungle in search of the Mokele-mbembe. Along the way, the gang relates to soft nerd people, Connor embraces his inner-dinosaur, and Keelin continues her quest to become the world's greatest cryptozoologist. Plus: a real, live encounter with the Mokele-mbembe captured on camera! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg…

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   S1 · E9 · 20 Feb 2023 · 1 hr 29 min

   UFOs in the USA: Presidential UAP Disclosure

   If extraterrestrials asked you to run for president, would you? Gabriel Green answered the call, and became the world's first presidential candidate to campaign on a platform of UFO disclosure... in 1960. In this episode, we shed light on Gabe Green's long forgotten political career, Connor explains how aliens control the CIA, Dana wonders why aliens are so sexy, and Greg reveals that men from outer space aren't always who they seem. Gas up your moon pods and pack a roast beef sandwich, because we’re going on an adventure through disinformation, disclosure, and democracy! Join the Museum:…

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   S1 · E8 · 6 Feb 2023 · 1 hr 44 min

   Unmasking "The Cracking Man", a Possessed Clown Doll

   Are you afraid of clowns? Maybe you should be. When a “do not open” sign is ignored, a woman finds herself haunted by "The Cracking Man", a frightening clown doll with a noisy presence. In this episode, Greg dates a Christian clown, Dana stumbles into paranormal ASMR, the gang cracks a cursed doll case, and Connor digs up a terrifying true story of possession-by-clown. Get ready to enter the Big Top, because it's time to stoke your coulrophobia! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube:…

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   S1 · E7 · 23 Jan 2023 · 1 hr 11 min

   We Took Jeff Goldblum Bigfoot Hunting (Yes, Really)

   We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded. Join the Museum:…

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   S1 · E5 · 26 Dec 2022 · 1 hr 42 min

   Defending the Mothman: High Strangeness Holiday Special

   Ever been so scared you dropped a baby? In this holiday special, we crush on the best high strangeness movie ever made: The Mothman Prophecies. Along the way, Connor offends Indrid Cold, Greg demonstrates how to drive ultraterrestrials crazy, Dana has trouble talking to ghosts, and we learn why West Virginia's official monster is a queer icon. Slather on your chapstick and hold onto your babies, because it's time to defend Mothman from slander. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Watch the Show on YouTube:…

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   S1 · E4 · 12 Dec 2022 · 1 hr 41 min

   Opening The Dybbuk Box at 3AM (Gone Wrong!)

   Said to contain a powerful and terrifying entity, the Dybbuk Box has been striking fear into Travel Channel viewers, Haunted Museum visitors, and Post Malone fans for years, earning a reputation as the "Most Haunted Object in the World". Unbeknownst to most, the dastardly demon box holds a dirty secret. In this episode, Greg and Dana reveal how they broke the curse of the Dybbuk Box by sneaking into a hospital on their anniversary, Connor misunderstands Ghostbusters, and the gang goes shopping for haunted objects. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Watch Haunted Objects on…

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   S1 · E3 · 28 Nov 2022 · 1 hr 10 min

   Examining Evidence from History's Most Famous Alien Abduction

   In September of 1961, on a desolate mountain pass in New Hampshire, strange lights in the sky heralded the introduction of a new, more terrifying type of extraterrestrial encounter; one where stolen memories, painful medical experiments, and regression hypnosis replace friendly visitors from Venus. In this episode, we examine one of the rarest artifacts in the Newkirk Museum: pieces of the dress Betty Hill was wearing as she was abducted by aliens. We discuss our own ill-advised adventures in hypnosis, Greg lays out a government conspiracy, and Connor learns that the answers to life's…

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   S1 · E2 · 14 Nov 2022 · 1 hr 11 min

   The Dark Mirror's Reflections of Death

   Greg and Dana share the frightening history of The Dark Mirror, a pitch black scrying mirror that terrifies all who dare to gaze into it... but why? In this episode we share our deepest fears, revisit the time we used a gigantic haunted mirror to crack a ghostly case in Gettysburg, and discover that scientists are planning to pull Bloody Mary out of a mirror with a vacuum. What are you afraid of? It's time to stare into the abyss and see what winks back. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Watch Haunted Objects on YouTube: https://youtube.com/planetweird Visit our website:…

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    S1 · E1 · 31 Oct 2022 · 1 hr 34 min

    The Amityville Plank's Lingering Horror

    Does the Amityville Horror live on? Greg and Dana discuss a haunted plank of wood in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal: an actual piece of 112 Ocean Avenue. In this episode we stan Jodie the Demonic Pig, argue about spooky ghost children, and reveal surprising, brand-new information from an eye-witness source who claims that the world's most infamous haunted house held a deep, dark secret that other paranormal investigators have missed. Drink your Pepto Bismol, because everyone is getting diarrhea.How would we have investigated The Amityville Horror differently? What was Jodie the Demonic…