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Total Party Kill

by The Incomparable Dungeon Masters · English · Leisure & Travel

Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.

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New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 4 min
Latest: 13 Oct 2026
Language: English

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13 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 4 minNew

574: A Compromise Between Safe and Quick

Shocktober continues with a dead hug, mushy terrain, and the logistics of generosity....

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S40 · E573 · 6 Oct 2026 · 57 min
573: An Honest-to-Goodness Adventure Hook
Schocktober is back! (chain-rattle — bats bats bats bats — wolf howl) A group of adventurers undertake a quest to bury a body. How hard can it be?...
S30 · E572 · 22 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 22 min
572: Free Broom!
It’s the thrilling conclusion to Heart of Ashes! K’ronng does his signature move - a Muppet Sword attack. Levithia marks an enemy as both prey and quarry. Tink invites a charming friend to hang out. Cherish smites divinely. Jaee walks through a bed. We’re taking next week off to prepare for SHOCKTOBER!...
S30 · E571 · 15 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
571: If Clippy Was a Sword
Jaee decides whether she should stay or she should go. K’ronng leaves the murder corner. Levithia is convinced by a rope. Tink gets giggly-excited by danger. Cherish smashes a Ding Dong....
S30 · E570 · 8 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
570: Some of My Favorite Ideas Are Bad Ideas
Tink carries a rope. Cherish misty steps. K’ronng stabs a cloud. Jaee(’s player) reads her character sheet. Levithia punches the air....
S30 · E569 · 1 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
569: You Are Now Free to Move Around the Castle
Jaee jigged when she should have jagged. Tink(’s player) has so many questions. K’ronng reaches out to the porch. Levithia is menaced by a monster. Cherish is livin’ glaive life....
S30 · E568 · 25 Aug 2026 · 52 min
568: The Abyss Ate My Homework
Tink Talks to a fire. Levithia is a clumsy climber. Cherish is surprisingly sneaky. K’ronng is unsurprisingly sneaky. Jaee gets everyone in trouble....
S30 · E567 · 18 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
567: It's Gonna Smell Like Wet Dog
A new adventure begins, and we learn that it’s not always a good idea to bring a dog to a heist....
S30 · E566 · 11 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
566: My Conscience Is Now Clear
In this conclusion to Shard of the Accursed, the party makes a lot of noise, one character gets possessed, and several players read their character sheets....
S30 · E565 · 4 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
565: Insert Shard Here
In this episode, a nice ghost helps out, we learn the origin of the shard, and the party sleeps with the dead....
S30 · E564 · 28 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
564: Flashback: Stairs
In this episode, after Plan A for breaking the curse didn’t work as expected, the party scrambles for a Plan B. Plan B almost gets them killed....
S30 · E563 · 21 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
563: This Flashback is Cancelled
In this episode, K’ronng has a cunning plan, J’osh spots the goal before anyone else, Jaee looks like a guard (but taller), Teebee does invisible parkour, and Tink twirls and sprays blood....
S30 · E562 · 14 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
562: This Mouse Is Spotless
In this new adventure, the Keys need to perform a reverse heist! Along the way they meet an adorable playwright and a couple of improv goblins who keep slapping each other like two nine-year-olds in the back of a station wagon....
S39 · E561 · 7 Jul 2026 · 56 min
561: Floon the Coop
This season finale features a good plan, a janky blankie, a lot of running, and some Gunk in the mix....
S39 · E560 · 30 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
560: Sewer Gazpacho
This episode features a split-level dungeon, the most aggressive delivery service ever, and a mid-size ruckus....
S39 · E559 · 23 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
559: Got Gunk?
This episode features a hole stuffed with pants, a potato-shaped puddle, and a greasy brain. What could go wrong?...
S39 · E558 · 16 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 32 min
558: This Is Exactly How We Planned It
This episode, cobbled together from two recording sessions, features a chaotic escape, a police raid, a trip to the local sewer, and a food delivery gone wrong....
S39 · E557 · 9 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
557: Fellow Enthusiasts of Crime
This episode features a lot of colon sass, a chance of tetanus, ding dong ditch, some sneaking around, many distractions, and so much gambling....
S39 · E556 · 2 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
556: And What of Floon?
This episode features a job offer from a bearded fop, party introductions, a search for a missing person, a second bar, more beards, some purple shopping, and a midnight stroll....
S39 · E555 · 26 May 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
555: Lettuce Hop into This Campaign
We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist: Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk school Dan Moren as Squeak, the Rock Gnome warlock - A wannabe chef who overclocked a grill Erika Ensign as Starah Jhasmine, the Halfling bard - A star reporter who also knows music Steve Lutz as Bun Bun the Barhareian, the Harengon barbarian - A bunnyman with no echo, but lots of puns Tiff Arment as Yikes, the Harengon rogue - An antlered bunny who collects … teeth? But they’re...
S30 · E554 · 19 May 2026 · 44 min
554: The Worst Mime Performance Ever
In this episode… J’osh makes a guard blush. K’ronng is not standing in front of a door as he opens it - are you crazy? Jaee takes a lookout position. Tink Her Bell perceives some more. And Tony doesn’t trust statues and thinks you shouldn’t either....
S30 · E553 · 12 May 2026 · 50 min
553: The Prisoner or the Snake
In this episode… Jaee tries to be commanding. J’osh is a lover, not a fighter. K’ronng hides under things. Tink Her Bell is besties with Blueberry. And Tony is really good at Dungeons & Dragons....
S30 · E552 · 5 May 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
552: Double-Entry Morality
In this episode… Jaee makes some fashion contacts. J’osh plays a boy toy. K’ronng picks a lock, at range. Tink Her Bell takes great advantage of flight. And Tony is just a guy who phrases things....
S30 · E551 · 28 Apr 2026 · 55 min
551: Classic Duck Bar
In this episode… Jaee gets mission-drunk. K’ronng wears a security-guard hat. J’osh is capable of causing a distraction. Tink Her Bell does a drone-style flyby. And Tony does less berating....
S30 · E550 · 21 Apr 2026 · 1 hr
550: We Have to Parent Trap Them
The Keys are sent on another mission - this time for a heist in the Big City! The planning is … chaotic....
S29 · E549 · 14 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 24 min
549: To Kill a Mummy Lord
In this thrilling conclusion, someone unexpected pays a visit to the final battle, someone expected performs a ritual, and (almost) everyone gets nicknames....
S29 · E548 · 7 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
548: Go For the Eyes
The battle with the Mummy Lord begins! Will the adventurers prevail? Or will the eyes have it?...
S29 · E547 · 31 Mar 2026 · 59 min
547: We Stop for Robbery
The party fights another hard battle, locates another organ, and gets some answers from an unexpected source....
S29 · E546 · 24 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
546: Rich Tapestry of Scar Tissue
Excellent role play including medical exams, impromptu nakedness, soothing music, and door-knocking meant the entire party gained inspiration! Tony didn’t award it until after the recording was over, but it did happen!...
S29 · E545 · 17 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
545: A Little Light Autopsying
Only the worst battles are followed by an autopsy....

About Total Party Kill

Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.

Total Party Kill is a English leisure & travel podcast from The Incomparable Dungeon Masters. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: The Incomparable Dungeon Masters
Language: English
Category: Leisure & Travel
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 4 min
Latest episode: 13 Oct 2026
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