Episode notes
Spinks and Joe take the reigns as Pat heads to the small island nation of New Zealand for a gig. The world, nay the universe is overcome with Maxwell-Feaver, India continue their inevitable rise to the top, South Africa force Pat into a pie eating marathon and who cares about England anyway? With Chris Goodrick, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh and Patrick Cullen. All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can get in touch with us at [email protected]
Podcast
Two For None
Ginger Snap Productions · Sport · English
Two for None is a comedy cricket podcast featuring two great mates who are terrible cricketers but what they lack in skill they make up for in banter, research and a tragic love of the game! Featuring correspondents from all over the globe!
More from Two For None All episodes →
-
S6 · E11 · 3 Jan 2024 · 1 hr 25 min
Episode 100 - Australia beat Pakistan by the length of a wristband
Two For None hits a century! Spinks and Crump-It gather in the new year for this special episode to run you through the Australian womens tour of India, disect the Australian mens victory in the boxing day test against Pakistan, and a few of our correspondents take a little look back at their time as part of the Two For None family over the past 6 years. Featuring Chris Barty, Adam Hassan, Tom K Hawkey, and Chris Goodrick. All clips and music usend in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at [email protected]
-
S6 · E10 · 21 Dec 2023 · 57 min
Episode 99 - Pakistan fields as well as a Summer Hill 8th Grade squad and gets rolled
Spinks and Crumpet are back to chat about the day 4 demolition of Pakistan at Optus Stadium in Perth, a quick hello said by the man upstairs Patrick Cullen, a small look towards what will inevitably the same result at the MCG from boxing day, and a preview of the Australian Womens cricket team's series against India which kicks off at Wankhede Stadium today (wishing Alyssa Healy a cracker of a series for her first whilst sitting in the captains chair). From all of us at Two For None, we wish everyone a cracking holiday season. Stay safe, be merry, hang out with your chosen family and we will…
-
S6 · E98 · 13 Dec 2023 · 50 min
Episode 98 - The 12th Men Expect a Walk in the Park Against Pakistan and the West Indies
The Two For None drinks runners, Alexander Spinks and Oliver Crump, have been thrown in to open the batting as our Numbers 1 and 2, Pat and Barto, have had to leave the team for the summer on compassionate grounds so they can get marries and have children. Together? Not to Spinks' knowledge, but they would be a great pairing. Featuring Adam Hassan and Pat Cullen, we chat about the upcoming series against Pakistan, who could replace David Warner when he retires (presumably at Sydney), will he make it that far or will Mitchell Johnson come out of retirement to bowl a beamer at Warner in the…
-
S6 · E97 · 26 Nov 2023 · 54 min
Episode 97 - Australia wins the '23 ODI WC!
Somehow, someway the Aussies have won the ODI World Cup for a record sixth time! The bin lid comes through, the Aussies nail the conditions read and Cummins raises the cup! Also, a series wrap from Chris Goodrick and TK Hawkey heads out to sea. Featured clips and music this episode included We Are the Champions by Queen UMI 1977 Gala Performance Laurie Johnson 1969 KPM music, Pub with no Beer and Waltzing Matilda by Slim Dusty 1957, Tina Turner SImply the best 1989 Capitol Records and the X files theme by Mark Snow 1996 Warner Brothers Music. All music is used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS…
-
S6 · E96 · 17 Nov 2023 · 1 hr 5 min
Episode 96 - ODI World Cup - Semi Final Wrap and Final Preview!
Hooo boy somehow someway the Aussies have made it into the final, the Kiwis fall agonisingly short, India gets ready for their inevitable corination and is that an airway obstruction we can hear from the southern tip of Africa? Pat and Chris return to the host's chair as Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan and a mystery guest all report in with tapes! Featured clips and music in this episode included Grease is the Word of the Australian Cast recording Universal Music 2013, Gala Performance Laurie Johnson 1969 KPM music and Army of the Night by Powerwolf 2015. All music used…
-
S6 · E94 · 5 Nov 2023 · 1 hr 2 min
Episode 94 - ODI World Cup - Week 4 Wrap!
A massive week in the ODI world cup, the Aussies beat the Kiwis, India just destroy everything in their path, the Saffas are on the rise and Pakistan are all but out of the running. A huge episode, including a brand new (terrible) segment from Chris that is sure to have fans clamouring for more. Feating Tom K Hawkey, Adam Hassan, Alex Spinks, Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh. Featured clips and music this episode included Too Close for Comfort by Sammy Davis Jr 1962. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at…
-
S6 · E93 · 29 Oct 2023 · 1 hr 1 min
Episode 93 - ODI World Cup - Week 3 Wrap!
What a wild week of games in the 2023 ODI World Cup! There's results and and crazy stuff happening everywhere! England are crashing, South Africa are on the rise, Pakistan are teetering and India plow on but arguably most importantly - are the bloody Aussies in with a shot here!? Featuring Tom K Hawkey, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. Two for None is produced me Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Publishing. Featured clips and music this episode included SFX used from the BBC free SFX website:…
-
S6 · E92 · 22 Oct 2023 · 59 min
Episode 92 - ODI World Cup - Week 2 Wrap!
Hands down one of our funniest episodes of TFN to date. Pat and Chris break down all the action from week two of the ODI World Cup 2023. Correspondents this ep are Tom K Hawkey, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick and in a guest appearance live from Marrickville golf club, Michael Wood! Clips and music this episode came from the BBC free SFX website: https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk . The Afghan national anthem comes from this website: https://nationalanthems.info/The final song is a cover of Everybody Hurts by MC Rai, taken from the soundtrack to The Dictator. The info…
-
S6 · E91 · 15 Oct 2023 · 45 min
Episode 91 - ODI World Cup - Week 1 Wrap!
The ODI World Cup is off to a flyer! Except if you're an Aussie fan. India crush their opponents, a huge win to South Africa, an inconsistent start from England and Pakistan push on! Adam Hassan, Tom K Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh all give their thoughts on the first week. Chris and Pat lament a poor start for the Aussies. It's all happening! The episode was produced by Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Publishing. Featured clips and music for this episode included Don't Dream its Over by Crowded House 1986 UMG, and Anymore by goldfrap…
-
S6 · E90 · 1 Oct 2023 · 54 min
Episode 90 - 2023 ODI World Cup Preview!
Chris Barty is back in the co-host chair to preview the 2023 ODI World Cup in India! Featuring previews for Pakistan, England, South Africa and Australia from Adam Hassan, TK Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. The episode was produced by Patrick Cullen at Ginger Snap Productions and edited by Mike Wilcox at Midnight Creative. Featured clips and music this episode included Substitute by the Who 1968 Polydor Records, Too Long by Daft Punk 2001 WMG, 500 Miles by the Proclaimers 1988 WMG and 7Cricket 2023. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact…
Take it with you
The Melo app keeps playing with the screen off, works in the car and on your watch, wakes you to your station, and browses the whole catalogue offline. Free, no ads, no account.
