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We Fix Space Junk

by Battle Bird Productions · English · Stories

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New episodes: Every two weeks
Typical length: 18 min
Latest: 20 Sep 2026
Language: English

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20 Sep 2026 · 38 min

Introducing... Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason!

Hello! We’re gradually recovering from our live show, and in the meantime wanted to share a show by some good friends of ours. Good Pointe Podcasts create a whole bunch of shows we love, including Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - starring DAX, AKA Jack Carmichael! Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the masons are really doing behind…

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24 Aug 2026 · 27 min

Introducing... Mockery Manor!

Hello! I’m here today to introduce you to a podcast I love: Mockery Manor. Created by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen, Mockery Manor is a mystery thriller set in an 80s theme park. (Coincidentally, we’re also both performing at London Podcast Festival on the 6th September, so you can come and see both of us in a single day!) Mockery Manor follows twins JJ and Bette as they find themselves embroiled in a series of bloody and increasingly personal murders. It’s a show that really scratches that deep-lore itch, and if you’re a theme park fan, there are references galore. Whether you’re…
10 Aug 2026 · 35 min

Introducing... The Strata

Hello! I’m dropping in to introduce an audio drama that’s been going for some time: The Strata, by Mark R Healy. Set in a sprawling, dystopian metropolis in a sci-fi future, The Strata follows Rust, an ageing mechanically-augmented courier forced into business with an underworld ganglord in order to pay for treatment to keep his rapidly-failing body alive. He narrates his tale in a manner that is pure film-noir and as a fan of flawed protagonists, I enjoyed following his story. Rust as a narrator is one part Reacher, one part Philip Marlowe, with a little Ron Perlman thrown in there for…
5 Aug 2026 · 41 min

Introducing... Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective

Hello! Before I introduce you to my dear friend Jack, a quick reminder that if you’re about on September 6th we’re doing a live show at the London Podcast Festival as part of Audio Drama Day! We’re on at 2:30 and tickets are just £16! This may well be our last live show - and will definitely be our last one for a long while - so if you want to see us on stage, now’s the time! And now, on to Jack! So while we were working on season 4 we were also, behind the scenes, working on a whole new show. Introducing: Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective, by Josie Jaffrey. A prequel to her Jack Valentine…
29 Jul 2026 · 2 min

A Couple of Quick Announcements... (Including Live Show!)

Hello! We hope you enjoyed listening to Season 4 (or as some of the cool kids are calling it, Season 7). It was a real labour of love and we're so glad it's finally out in the world. We're here with a couple of quick announcements! First, we're going to be doing a live show! We're back at London Podcast Festival for Audio Drama Day on the 6th September at 2:30pm. We're in a bigger venue than usual which is a little daunting, but we're looking forward to it! We'll have our core cast plus some special guests, including the wonderful Layla Katib from Victoriocity! Other shows that day include…
S4 · E8 · 29 Jun 2026 · 20 min

S04 E08 - S.O.S.

In which Kilner and Samantha receive an SOS from Automnicon's HQ. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Karim Kronfli Vicki Baron LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!…
S7 · E7 · 15 Jun 2026 · 22 min

S04 E07 - Sylbie

In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Rachel Smith Lindsay Sharman Katrina Allen Vicki Baron LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or…
S4 · E6 · 1 Jun 2026 · 20 min

S04 E06 - The Explorer

In which Kilner and Samantha are sent out into the far reaches of space with a celebrity explorer. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Julian Mundy Lindsay Sharman Pip Gladwin Karim Kronfli LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join…
S4 · E5 · 18 May 2026 · 18 min

S04 E05 - Trains, Drones and AI-Mobiles

In which Kilner and Samantha are tasked with delivering a small nuclear reactor. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Laurence Owen Graham Rowat Naomi Clarke Pip Gladwin Katrina Allen Russ More Vicki Baron LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK?…
S7 · E4 · 4 May 2026 · 21 min

S04 E04 - Return to Neutral Industries

In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Naomi Clarke Graham Rowat Vicki Baron Lindsay Sharman Laurence Owen Shamini Bundell Karim Kronfli Hedley Knights LOOKING…
25 Apr 2026 · 31 min

Introducing... Death by Dying

So if you've been in the audio-drama-sphere as long as we have, you probably know Death by Dying (and if you haven't, you're in for a treat). They're one of our favourites, we love the people behind it (and we've worked with them a bunch) and we're overjoyed that in the year we're finally back from hiatus, they're back too! If you've not heard of Death By Dying before, it's a dark comedy fiction podcast following the adventures of Crestfall, Idaho's Obituary Writer as he deals with - and writes about - death on a daily basis, finding himself in over his head as he investigates a series of…
S4 · E3 · 20 Apr 2026 · 18 min

S04 E03 - Word Wrangling

In which Kilner and Samantha deal with a word escape on a literary ranch. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Helen Zaltzmann Pip Gladwin Katrina Allen Hedley Knights Layla Katib Vicki Baron LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join…
S4 · E2 · 6 Apr 2026 · 20 min

S04 E02 - The Wall

In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights. CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Layla Katib Pip Gladwin Maddy Searle Vicki Baron Katrina Allen David Ault LOOKING FOR WAYS TO…
S4 · E1 · 23 Mar 2026 · 21 min

S04E01 - Megafauna

When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Shamini Bundell Maddy Searle Pip Gladwin Laurence Owen Sarah Rhea Werner Vicki Baron David Ault LOOKING FOR WAYS…
23 Feb 2026 · 2 min

Season Four Announcement!

Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for! Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release! The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on in between them. Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March, eight years after Season One, Episode One first aired. We'll be releasing to our general feed a…
7 Dec 2023 · 1 min

No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]

After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded live at London Podcast Festival! Buy our episode on GumRoad! Visit our Patreon Feed! STARRING Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Alexander Danner Jeff Van Dreasen Cat Blackard James Carney Hedley Knights Vicki Baron Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25 Dec 2022 · 9 min

Sponsor Bot's Brucemas Broadcast

A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all! Merry Brucemas one and all! To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon! We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January! Thank you all so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20 Oct 2022 · 1 min

The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!

When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting... This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page! STARRING Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Pip Gladwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24 Dec 2021 · 15 min

The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special

It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Jen Sugden Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is available to buy now, along with all of our other festive specials on our Gumroad page! All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You…
19 Dec 2021 · 3 min

(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special

This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions! STARRING FRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZ KRISTI BOULTON…
31 Oct 2021 · 2 min

Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special

It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com! When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
S3 · E16 · 23 Aug 2021 · 21 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08

In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash Chastity Brown Hedley Knights Luke Booys Kristi Boulton Stas Mintowt-Czyz LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can…
S3 · E15 · 9 Aug 2021 · 26 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07

In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash Chastity Brown Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on…
S3 · E14 · 26 Jul 2021 · 13 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E06

In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something…
S3 · E13 · 12 Jul 2021 · 13 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E05

In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something…
S3 · E12 · 28 Jun 2021 · 18 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E04

Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our…
S3 · E11 · 14 Jun 2021 · 13 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E03

Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for…
S3 · E10 · 31 May 2021 · 15 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E02

When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Lem Grady LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our…
S3 · E9 · 16 May 2021 · 18 min

Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E01

When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join…
25 Dec 2020 · 7 min

Mr King's Brucemas Card List

The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and a printable Brucemas card design by Beth Crane! All artwork and graphics by…

About We Fix Space Junk

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions. To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

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Publisher: Battle Bird Productions
Language: English
Category: Stories
New episodes: Every two weeks
Typical length: 18 min
Latest episode: 20 Sep 2026
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