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Hello! I’m here today to introduce you to a podcast I love: Mockery Manor. Created by Lindsay Sharman and Laurence Owen, Mockery Manor is a mystery thriller set in an 80s theme park. (Coincidentally, we’re also both performing at London Podcast Festival on the 6th September, so you can come and see both of us in a single day!) Mockery Manor follows twins JJ and Bette as they find themselves embroiled in a series of bloody and increasingly personal murders. It’s a show that really scratches that deep-lore itch, and if you’re a theme park fan, there are references galore. Whether you’re…
We Fix Space Junk
by Battle Bird Productions · English · Stories
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dyst
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