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You Don’t Know You’re Born

by Listening Dog Media · English · Kids & Family

iPads! Smartspeakers! Fortnite! Kids these days don't know they're born! Join Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman every week as they get together to vent, laugh, and prove just how much their kids don’t know they’re born! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected] or me

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 46 min
Latest: 15 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

15 Oct 2026 · 50 minNew

School Run Tears, Escaping Toddlers & We're Back!

We're back! And there's plenty to catch up on... Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Wingman return for a brand-new series of You Don't Know You're Born, with school run tears, escaping toddlers and the usual parenting chaos. Danny reveals why dropping Albert off for his first day at school left him crying in the car, and shares the terrifying (and slightly hilarious) moment Albert managed to escape from the family campervan in search of his mates. Brooke chats about getting back into the school routine, bedtime battles and why dealing with other people's naughty children can really test your…

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Earlier episodes 29 most recent

S2 · 12 Oct 2026 · 1 min
Season 2 Is Coming!
You Don't Know You're Born is back for Season 2! Join Danny Miller, Brooke Vincent and Nige Clucas for a brand new episode every week, starting Thursday 15th October. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2026 · E28 · 23 Jul 2026 · 45 min
Schools Out For THE Summer!
It's the Season 1 finale, and the gang are ringing in the summer... with chaos!! The heat and sunshine go to their heads as they battle through skitting each other and fits of laughter to discuss the end-of-term responsibilities of being a parent, how to fill the infinite time off on a budget, and take a trip down memory lane to the six weeks' holiday back when they were kids. Plus, they'll be putting their Emmerdale and Hollyoaks skills to good use as they dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials…
S2026 · E27 · 16 Jul 2026 · 48 min
Christine vs Sandra vs Cheryl at the School Gates...
This week, Danny brings the topic of flexischooling his eldest, Albert, to the pod to get Brooke and Wingman's thoughts on the new approach to education that more parents are choosing. Is school essential for children's social skills and development, or can parents provide a bespoke educational plan tailored to their child's needs and interests? Plus, they'll be putting their Emmerdale and Hollyoaks skills to good use as they dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us…
S2026 · E26 · 9 Jul 2026 · 48 min
Brooke's Got a George Formby...
THE WHOLE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER! Yes, Danny, Brooke and Wingman are all back in the studio together, and this week they're discussing parenting and heatwaves as the country sizzles once again. They'll be chatting about everything from sold-out air conditioning units and paddling pools ruining your lawn to the summer foods every '90s British mum served up. And to celebrate the whole gang being back together, they'll be putting their Emmerdale and Hollyoaks skills to good use as they dish out some parenting wisdom in a World Cup-themed Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at…
S2026 · E25 · 25 Jun 2026 · 52 min
Il Aime Bien Jean-Pierre Papin!
Danny and Wingman are back, and this week they're discussing school residentials and trips – diving into what they're like for children today, how they've changed over the years, and taking a trip down memory lane to their own first overnight school trips. From first kisses, to communal showers... those were the days. Plus, the dad's dive into the pod inbox and answer your questions! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more…
S2026 · E24 · 18 Jun 2026 · 51 min
Two Dads and One New Mum!
Brooke is still away, and after Danny and Wingman got a little too comfortable with it being dads-only last week, they decided to restore the balance by inviting a new mum onto the podcast... Emmerdale's Isabel Hodgins. She shares what life has been like since welcoming her little girl earlier this year, the reality of maternity leave when you work in the TV industry, and all the exclusive details of her birth story... with two dads! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See…
S2026 · E23 · 11 Jun 2026 · 44 min
We've Found Danny… But Lost Brooke!
Danny is back in the studio with Wingman… but now we’re Brooke-less, as she’s off being a busy mum. With the mum of the podcast away, the boys decided it was the perfect time for a good ol’ dad moan, chatting about all the things she normally wouldn’t allow. They discuss everything from Danny's family holiday and heatwave fun...to finding a drawer full of sex toys on Celebrity Apprentice! Plus, the dad's dive into the pod inbox and answer your questions! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp!…
S2026 · E22 · 4 Jun 2026 · 36 min
IVF Completed, Changed and Made Our Life Together...
This week, while Danny is still away working and busy being a dad, Brooke thought it would be a good opportunity to discuss Nige’s experience of going through IVF to have his daughter. They talk about everything from how he supported his wife Hayley through the process, to egg freezing, men’s mental health, and the moment they found out they were going to have a baby. Plus, Brooke and Wingman dive into the pod inbox and answer your questions… featuring a very funny poo story! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes discussion of miscarriage. Get in touch with the podcast via email at…
S2026 · E21 · 28 May 2026 · 43 min
Our First Kiss… Was in ASDA Car Park!
This week, we’re still Danny-less while he’s away filming and busy being a dad. So Wingman had a great idea - let’s get Brooke’s “better half” Kean on the pod to get all the gossip on what Brooke is really like as a mum. They discuss how they first met, from secret dates to deciding to become parents, and Kean’s football career, including what it’s like for parents with kids in football academies. Plus, Wingman hosts a game of Mr & Mrs to find out who knows who better... Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us…
S2026 · E20 · 21 May 2026 · 53 min
Even If It’s Draining You, Be A Force To Be Reckoned With...
This week, Danny is away, so Brooke and Wingman are joined by Sophie, a mum of three, including a daughter who is autistic. Sophie shares her family’s journey, from navigating diagnosis to fighting for a place at an SEN school, and gives an honest insight into the realities of parenting children who each require different support from her. Plus, Brooke and Wingman dive into the pod inbox and answer your questions! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
S2026 · E19 · 14 May 2026 · 40 min
Do You Want To 'Do' A Mum?
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers tackle the chaos of fussy eaters, as requested by listener Julie. From surviving the beige-food phase and cooking multiple meals at tea time, to uncovering what a phobia of loud eaters actually says about you. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad…
S2026 · E18 · 7 May 2026 · 40 min
Sorry… I’ll Have to Snog You Tomorrow!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers discuss playdate etiquette - from keeping another child fed, watered and safe, to sleepover rules, and a debate around whether it’s your responsibility to wash the clothes of a child you’ve been looking after… and the correct way to put a wash on! Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
S2026 · E17 · 30 Apr 2026 · 37 min
A TikToker?! I’m a Professional Ice Skater!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers discuss the challenge of balancing a career and parenthood, and the guilt that can come with putting yourself first at times. It’s also time to celebrate - as Danny and Brooke both have some very exciting career news to share with the pod. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn…
S2026 · E16 · 23 Apr 2026 · 51 min
It Was a Threat… Then All of a Sudden, I Was Swallowing One!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers talk all things tantrums - from toddler meltdowns to how they can actually get worse with age, and how their way of dealing with them is a little more PC than how their parents handled it back in the day. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…
S2026 · E15 · 16 Apr 2026 · 45 min
Bullying: How to Handle Every Parent’s Biggest Fear!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers discuss a difficult topic suggested by listener Megan - bullying. From their own experiences of being teased or feeling sick around a bully at school, to how they would handle it now as parents, as well as sharing advice on how they build their kids’ self-confidence. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
S2026 · E14 · 9 Apr 2026 · 46 min
Thank you, Biff, Chip and Kipper!
This week, Danny asks Brooke and Wingers for some advice, as he’s noticed his eldest is ready for school and is feeling emotional about not having him around five days a week. The gang help Danny navigate the change and focus on all the lovely things to come - his son making friends, learning and growing in confidence, taking part in activities, and the new parenting adventure ahead. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at…
S2026 · E13 · 2 Apr 2026 · 36 min
The Easter BUN!
DISCLAIMER: This episode includes Easter Bunny chat...little ears should hop away for this one!! This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers answer your questions and share their advice on surviving the Easter half-term. From cheap days out, to managing work and fun, as well as a debate around how much chocolate you allow at Easter. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast.…
S2026 · E12 · 26 Mar 2026 · 54 min
No Diving, No Ball Games, and No Heavy Petting!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers discuss the differences in how mums and dads parent, as requested by James in South London. Covering everything from adapting your parenting style to suit your partner, to gentle parenting vs shouting - with some feng shui and farm animal chat for good measure. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
S2026 · E11 · 19 Mar 2026 · 42 min
Parenting in a Social Media World!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers discuss the challenges of parenting kids growing up online, from TikTok trends and sharing images of your children on social media, to how parenting on Instagram can look very different from reality. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…
S2026 · E10 · 12 Mar 2026 · 53 min
This Is the First Time I’ve Ever Been a Floozy...
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat all about chores, what age they’d introduce them, what the going rate is these days and reminisce about their money-making schemes as kids… including Danny holding mass in his living room! Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some parenting wisdom in Acting Up, with their WORST dilemma yet… strap yourself in! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn…
S2026 · E9 · 5 Mar 2026 · 57 min
I Was A Rammy Rascal!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat about children’s hobbies - how much is too much, and the pressure some parents put on their kids. They also reminisce about the hobbies from their own childhoods that they wish they’d kept up. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out parenting wisdom about a sweary kid in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices.…
S2026 · E8 · 26 Feb 2026 · 40 min
It’s All Sh*ts and Giggles, Till Someone Giggles and Sh*ts!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers take on all things bedtime – from baths and lights-out, to the threats you turn to when they just won’t listen, and Danny shares his 2am ‘stubborn-off’ with his little girl. Plus, they dip into their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out parenting wisdom in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2026 · E7 · 19 Feb 2026 · 53 min
He Was Doing A Poo On Her Conservatory Floor!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers cover a lot of ground, from potty training dramas to the benefits of breastfeeding, and they share their birthing stories… including one of them being sick on their newborn son! Plus, they draw on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some ‘parenting advice’ in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
S2026 · E6 · 12 Feb 2026 · 56 min
I Was Doing 69 The Whole Way...
It’s a Valentine’s Day special! This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat all things love. From sneaking their first Valentine’s cards in the post, to buying cards and flowers for your kids - and the gang all share their very different engagement stories. Plus, they use their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to give a dad some ‘advice’ on how to deal with his teen daughter bringing home her first boyfriend, in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See…
S2026 · E5 · 5 Feb 2026 · 45 min
That's Life!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat about their sleeping arrangements since having kids. From top and tailing, to the full family in one king-size bed, and a very heated discussion about whether changing sides of the bed is normal… or unhinged? Plus, they dip into their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some ‘parenting advice’ in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad…
S2026 · E4 · 29 Jan 2026 · 48 min
Fatty Arbuckle's, Alphabet Zoo & Wacky Warehouse!
This week, listener Zara requested that Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat about how EXTRA kids’ birthday parties are these days. From guest list politics, to everyone having to win a prize in pass the parcel, and the cost of parties compared to back in their day. Plus, they lean on their Coronation Street and Emmerdale experience to dish out some ‘parenting advice’ in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your…
S2026 · E3 · 22 Jan 2026 · 46 min
Rawdogging Meant Something Different When I Was Young!
This week, Danny updates Brooke and Wingers on his recent holiday – his first trip with three kids! From ‘rawdogging’ the flight to pool time becoming a full-time dad job, and they debate whether kids’ club is a holiday essential or a no-go. Plus, they get their role-play on and dish out some ‘parenting advice’ in Acting Up… a little different from an Emmerdale storyline! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad…
S2026 · E2 · 15 Jan 2026 · 41 min
Sophie Webster Knocked and Asked to Borrow Some Shorts!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat about winter boredom and how entertaining kids has changed since back in their day. They reminisce about playing out with mates, going on mooches, playing Knock a Door Run and Garden Hopping, which was all free fun. Plus, they also take on another parenting dilemma in Acting Up, which this week features Danny role-playing a seven-year-old...pretending to be a dog! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
S2026 · E1 · 8 Jan 2026 · 45 min
Beige-By-The-Book Dad!
This week, Danny, Brooke and Wingers chat about broken routines after the Christmas holidays - from getting the kids back to school and clubs, swapping chocolate for breakfast out of their diets, and how kids trick you into staying up past bedtime. They also attempt to help listener Julie, whose kids keep arguing over who is her favourite, with some role-play in Acting Up! Get in touch with the podcast via email at [email protected], message us on socials at @dontknowpodcast or send us a Whatsapp! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad…

About You Don’t Know You’re Born

You Don’t Know You’re Born is a English kids & family podcast from Listening Dog Media. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Listening Dog Media
Language: English
Category: Kids & Family
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 46 min
Latest episode: 15 Oct 2026
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Latest episode

School Run Tears, Escaping Toddlers & We're Back!

Earlier episodes 29 most recent

Season 2 Is Coming!

Schools Out For THE Summer!

Christine vs Sandra vs Cheryl at the School Gates...

Brooke's Got a George Formby...

Il Aime Bien Jean-Pierre Papin!

Two Dads and One New Mum!

We've Found Danny… But Lost Brooke!

IVF Completed, Changed and Made Our Life Together...

Our First Kiss… Was in ASDA Car Park!

Even If It’s Draining You, Be A Force To Be Reckoned With...

Do You Want To 'Do' A Mum?

Sorry… I’ll Have to Snog You Tomorrow!

A TikToker?! I’m a Professional Ice Skater!

It Was a Threat… Then All of a Sudden, I Was Swallowing One!

Bullying: How to Handle Every Parent’s Biggest Fear!

Thank you, Biff, Chip and Kipper!

The Easter BUN!

No Diving, No Ball Games, and No Heavy Petting!

Parenting in a Social Media World!

This Is the First Time I’ve Ever Been a Floozy...

I Was A Rammy Rascal!

It’s All Shts and Giggles, Till Someone Giggles and Shts!

He Was Doing A Poo On Her Conservatory Floor!

I Was Doing 69 The Whole Way...

That's Life!

Fatty Arbuckle's, Alphabet Zoo & Wacky Warehouse!

Rawdogging Meant Something Different When I Was Young!

Sophie Webster Knocked and Asked to Borrow Some Shorts!

Beige-By-The-Book Dad!

About You Don’t Know You’re Born

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