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On this episode, Heather talks about the pressure of getting the house decorated for Halloween. The neighbors are doing construction and she is sitting in a house with no dining table, so the anxiety is high. She takes on voicemails from gals with music suggestions and one that reminds you to google it yourself. Episode Sponsors:Quince — Find the fall pieces you will reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was…
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussio
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E409 · 7 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Think 8 Steps Ahead
On this episode, Heather welcomes everyone to the new studio! It’s a fresh start, but we are still fired up. She chats about her upcoming shows, the Plague and of course, Gypsy Rose. We hear voicemails about women's hotel room safety, a girl who goes on an audition, and on that asks the questions: how did millennials used to pick up on trends without social media? Episode Sponsors:Zales — Find your next favorite piece at zales.com, or at a Zales store near you.Squarespace — Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when you are ready to launch, use offer code ABSOLUTELY to…
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E408 · 30 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
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E407 · 23 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Ole Miss By A Million
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E406 · 18 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Return of Baby Angel: Connor Wood
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