Episode notes
A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost tales. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction · Comedy · English
A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
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S2 · E362 · 31 Jul 2026 · 59 min
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S2 · E359 · 11 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
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S2 · E358 · 4 Jul 2026 · 49 min
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