A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
Your first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her bs, self defense fashion and some kitten confessions. For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Fall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nolan Wells, underwear isn’t really optional, ignoring past grossness and we have a listener in a pickle. For early uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Trust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst bday gift ever and using poop to cheat. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the Blueface circus continues, quaaludes making a comeback and some horrible cheating revelations. JP from The Grill joins Pat to talk music, moving to the Bay, family boundaries and keeping it professional. ❤️ Follow JP at Instagram.com/jtooswavy For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG:…
Pat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, Lexus is watching us, Blueface has a toothbrush confession, a fake 49er found love, kangaroo tail is not oxtail and maybe Lindsay is innocent? For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Pat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with Santa Muerte, flock cameras are for evil, and some really disgusting stories. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Kids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a creative paint hack, Van Gogh was a creep, and there should be a child abuse database. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Getting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedicated, eshays are fascinating and a fun new corner of facebook. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Old people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. People are lying about hiking, more hygiene nightmares, new shoe scams and some good stuff to watch. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Isolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacation excursions, is your friend’s crush off limits and will you date someone broke? For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost tales. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Pat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend, July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing sauce, stop using the robots and check your creepy friends. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Happy Birthday Big Juice, late night recording, some must see documentaries and a lengthy reintroduction. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Summer camp sounds good, free cussing days, shoutout to the great dads and happy birthday Bunny!! Flower wars, no sleepovers, an internal yawn and put on a bra. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Summer break has started, Bunny is turning 18, some wild documentaries and Peez needs a band-aid. Don’t declaw animals, no eye contact, figging not fogging and humans need two sleeps. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Natalia! Being a true LA girly, early face tattoos, being allergic to THC and recreating hood classics. Running multiple businesses while honoring a relatable upbringing, filling a space in the party scene, creating high quality cosmetics and continuously inspiring others. ❤️ Follow Natalia at Instagram.com/nataliagold bella-dona.com honeybgold.com Scamandjam.com For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG:…
Welcome Alex! Surround yourself with creatives, long live Mook Life, debunking harmful PH rumors and SW is hard work. Unexplained censorship, viewers can spot a fraud, reviewing top searches and secret fun at work. ❤️ Follow Alex at Instagram.com/alexkekesi For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome 2Soliid! Becoming an award winning braider, teaching incarcerated women, the importance of multiple hustles and staying out of trouble. Processing grief, social anxiety, difficult clients and HD topics that made a lasting impression. ❤️ Follow 2Soliid at Instagram.com/2soliid Instagram.com/freedombraiders For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories:…
Welcome Abe! Home school, the Bay Area’s weird white culture, Juggalos and a respectable scam. San Francisco’s shift, gentrification, Swamp Storiez reveal and we hate Walnut Creek. ❤️ Follow Abe at Instagram.com/realbayareamemes Instagram.com/abeisabadwriter For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
We’re keeping our jean jackets, tattoo is finished, medication adjustments and a wild hospital visit. Mother’s Day was rough, boys are becoming “hot”, chili trauma and pandemic concerns. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Jaymee! RIP Midnight, a weekend getaway, wild birthday parties and permanent effects of SSRI’s. Scotch tape is more useful than we thought, watch your mouth, bring back quick executions and we might be running out of gas. ❤️ Follow Jaymee at Instagram.com/whereisjaymee For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Mykillah! Stay Golden, we’re becoming the Jetsons, love makes you softer and a medication journey. Early perimenopause, loving yourself, the guilt of success and skin suits. ❤️ Follow Mykillah at Instagram.com/mykillah For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Where are the gas boosters, too many hats, hurts to walk and our girl is getting surgery. Bring back executions, my time with a Little, don’t eat inside McDonald’s and horrible sister in laws. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
They can’t arrest us all, the church is on the way, Stephanie was combative and social anxiety is crippling. Waking up to an actual nightmare, what happened to Ashlee Jenae, social unrest has been glorious and men + power is a dangerous combination. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome back Jose! Living vicariously, sniffies action shots, men catfishing and passionate making out. Making it clap, danglers, hidden glory holes and the feeling of poppers. ❤️ Follow Jose at Instagram.com/xjsilverio For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Elrod!! The exhilaration of a thrift score, Pat’s grown woman foot, moving to the Bay Area and understanding that failure is a lesson. Creating an arsenal of skills, serious table setting, the two rules of life and exercise your mental muscle! ❤️ Follow Elrod at Instagram.com/mexakitsch Mexakitsch.com Internationaltablesettingassociation.org For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your…
Welcome Kris Staxx! Our kids are our biggest haters, the private school experience, square up and Juice Week pt 2. Hit a parlay, waiting in lines for shoes, dating as an older adult and lock up false accusers. ❤️ Follow Kris at Instagram.com/krisstaxx For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Deltrice! RIP Myspace, St. Patrick’s ugly history, prayers for Lev and DJ Fresh’s keen intuition. Growing up with a natural gift, the introduction of Bella, hometown respect and Vegas pt 2 with cat and fox. ❤️ Follow Deltrice at Instagram.com/davoicestill For bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Miss Ashleigh! Great minds think alike, growing up in the country, ancestry surprises and psychology studies. Radio shows, spoken word, navigating the mental side of sw and some cool prison stories. For bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Welcome Nelly! Gas station hostage, sickness is going around, intro to the game and girls are sexualized EARLY. Always trust your gut, spicy online content, working for a service and something to give you nightmares. ❤️ Follow Nelly at Instagram.com/sexynellyy For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
About Hello Dysfunction
A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
Hello Dysfunction is a English comedy podcast from Hello Dysfunction. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.
The Melo app keeps playing with the screen off, works in the car and on your watch, wakes you to your station, and browses the whole catalogue offline. Free, no ads, no account.
