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Paging Dr. Log, paging Dr. Log, we have some very sick individuals in this episode who need your help. They’re growing all kinds of new facial hair and saying all sorts of stupid crap. They’re even relapsing into talking about drinks again. They’re getting so ill that they think they’re becoming more philosophical, but we know that can’t be true. Music By Justin Wabs
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