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Dear Listener, you have been selected, as part of your civic duty to RTVS, to serve as a juror for VAC court. Failure to listen to this episode will result in a penalty of not listening to a funny podcast episode. There is no set date that you have to show up, you just listen to this episode when you wanna I guess. Music By Justin Wabs
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