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Rude Tales of Magic

by Bucket of Milk · English · Stories

In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 54 min
Latest: 29 Sep 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

29 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 9 min

[Unlocked] Opera & Sherry #1!

It's the 5th Tuesday of the month, so you know what that means...releasing bonus content out from behind the paywall!!! *Airhorn* *Airhorn* Tell your friends, Rude Tales done did Frasier. For this PATREON GAME OF THE MONTH, Branson invites Ali, Joe, and Tim to the ancient land of Seattle where three urban snobs, one president of the wine club, and one incredible restaurant taunt you into listening to opera. More opera than you can possibly imagine.

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Earlier episodes 29 most recent

E76 · 22 Sep 2026 · 8 min
[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry #2
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Seattle...
S8 · E14 · 15 Sep 2026 · 54 min
This Is Bus
With the strange of events of the Long Weekend behind them, our heroes can finally get back to what's really important: their studies! How is Scooter's Honors History project going, anyways? Wait? What do you mean? It's not going to be a just a regular, uneventful day at school? It's going to be *gulp* a field trip?? Oh boy....
S8 · E13 · 1 Sep 2026 · 54 min
Intro to Botany
While Mikey, Briley, and Scooter would love to get back to the Carton Family Brunch, they instead are confronted by mild-mannered Diner employee Giles Waiterman, who has some surprising revelations to share. You mean to tell me this Oxford-educated British man who waits tables in a diner outside Columbus, Ohio and has a particular interest in our heroes may be more than he appears?!? Now I've heard everything! Except for this podcast! *Presses Play*
E76 · 25 Aug 2026 · 8 min
[Patreon Preview] Lassos & Cowpokes!
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly? More like the Rude, the Tales, of the Magic! Saddle up, pardners, for the rootinest, tootinest, podcastinest bonus content this side of the Rio Grand!
S8 · E12 · 18 Aug 2026 · 48 min
In the Gust of Snakes
How many snakes must a teen absorb Before you call her a Beast? How many snakes must her friends fight off? Before she tries to eat them? The answer, my friend, is gustin' in the snakes The answer is gustin' in the snakes
S8 · E11 · 4 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Long Weekend
Our heroes have finally accepted their roles as, well, heroes! Hope just as this happens, shocking revelations about their powers don't threaten to tear them apart!! I'm a guy who hates compelling narratives!
E76 · 31 Jul 2026 · 8 min
[Patreon Preview] Scyllas & Charybdises!
The Podcasting Gods have come down from Mount Podlympus and taken the shape of swans to bestow upon you this bonus game. Enjoy, mortals! What wisdom, your Gods must have, to record a podcast so timely!
S8 · E10 · 21 Jul 2026 · 53 min
Heroes Don't Suck
The Chess Club would hate it if you listened to this episode. Unless...that's one of their deft gambits, tricking you into listening to the episode??
S8 · E9 · 7 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
What Will Happen At The Sophomore Assembly?
The Sophomore Assembly has long been shrouded in mystery? What exactly happens when the doors of the auditorium close? No one will say. But our heroes are about to find out. And so will you, if you just hit 'play' on your podcast app of your choosing! Go ahead, do it!
30 Jun 2026 · 10 min
[Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by Branson!
As a June with 5 Tuesdays, we simply had no choice but to share with our beloved listeners (you) a second Patreon Game of the Month! Your cup overfloweth! And this time? It's filled with Elderberry Cordial! Following our legendary, original Rodents & Chivalry game, Branson boldly takes the DM chair and presents his own adventure in a mouse-filled alley. Join, Ali, Tim, and Joe in this thrilling preview of RODENTS AND CHIVALRY 2!
S8 · E8 · 23 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Gulp
Some things are hard to swallow.
S8 · E7 · 9 Jun 2026 · 50 min
Soup Du Jour
Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow!
E76 · 2 Jun 2026 · 11 min
[Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas!
RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS SUBSCRIBE FOR THE FULL EP- THIS A PREVIEW!
S8 · E6 · 26 May 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
Auditions
Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy!
S8 · E5 · 12 May 2026 · 1 hr
Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La!
Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what is still open this late?
E75 · 5 May 2026 · 11 min
[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson!
Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
S8 · E4 · 28 Apr 2026 · 1 hr
Something Amazing
Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calendar day of the school year. How could so much happen in such a short time? That's youth I guess. But what if, at this late hour, something new happened. Something...Amazing?? PLUS: What is Twist McCallum shoveling?
S8 · E3 · 14 Apr 2026 · 54 min
Text Education
Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basement to debrief. Hopefully more trouble won't find them there...
E75 · 7 Apr 2026 · 8 min
[Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed by Branson!
Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
S8 · E2 · 31 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Life is a Hallway
The School Bell Rings. Homeroom. Paths Diverge. Halls are monitored.
S8 · E1 · 17 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
[New Campaign Premiere] An Odd Event
Ah, Sophomore year. For many American High Schoolers, it truly is one of the most Second High School Years. It certainly is for Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher), and Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore). But what if a school year was more than just "the second one"? What if it was the start of a strange adventure testing their potential, their bonds of friendship, and the very limits of imagination? That would be a podcast I'd listen to- I'd tell you that!
S8 · 12 Mar 2026 · 1 min
BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: COMING TUESDAY MARCH 17
Summer's over, losers! Get in!Coming this Tuesday, March 17th, is the premiere of our next thrilling Rude Tale: BLUE KINDNESS HIGH.Action! Adventure! Suburbs! Mystery! Drama! Extracurriculars! All this and more comes to your precious ears in a few short days, as we begin the saga that is sophomore year for Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore), Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), and Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher). And with DM Tim Platt in charge, you can bet that these three will need more than a bell to save them... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at…
S8 · 3 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
BLUE KINDNESS HIGH SESSION ZERO w/Tim, Ali, Branson, and Joe!
Blue Kindness High is almost here! Ali, Branson, and Joe sit down with our Game Master Tim Platt to reveal their characters, their secrets, and—buckle up!—their favorite high school classes!!
S5 · 27 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 52 min
UNLOCKED! Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36 & Campaign Wrap-Up
Out from behind the walls of Patreon, it's Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36, the whole campaign, and what's next...
19 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 45 min
BONUS Game: Sense & Feelings!
REGENCY ENGLAND: When the three youngest Godzilla sisters attend a Garden Party given by their elder sister, will they be able to find the eligible suitors of their dreams? Or will their hopes for advantageous marriages gulp go up in flames?? Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as they bring you a wickedly twisted Austen tale and play the ttrpg Sense & Feelings!
S5 · E36 · 17 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
Sundowning
Will all the light be eaten? Will our heroes survive? Will anything slime-related happen? All this and more, in the thrilling finale of RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: NETHERMURK
S5 · E35 · 3 Feb 2026 · 47 min
A Visit to Baltimore!
The gang takes a helicopter ride!
S5 · E34 · 20 Jan 2026 · 54 min
Night Trial Live!
The party reaches the surface.
S5 · E33 · 6 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
HUMANS
Note: This Program Does Not Endorse the Lifestyle of the NPCs of this Episode

About Rude Tales of Magic

Rude Tales of Magic is a English stories podcast from Bucket of Milk. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Bucket of Milk
Language: English
Category: Stories
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 54 min
Latest episode: 29 Sep 2026
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Rude Tales of Magic

Latest episode

[Unlocked] Opera & Sherry #1!

Earlier episodes 29 most recent

[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry #2

This Is Bus

Intro to Botany

[Patreon Preview] Lassos & Cowpokes!

In the Gust of Snakes

Long Weekend

[Patreon Preview] Scyllas & Charybdises!

Heroes Don't Suck

What Will Happen At The Sophomore Assembly?

[Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by Branson!

Gulp

Soup Du Jour

[Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas!

Auditions

Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La!

[Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson!

Something Amazing

Text Education

[Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed by Branson!

Life is a Hallway

[New Campaign Premiere] An Odd Event

BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: COMING TUESDAY MARCH 17

BLUE KINDNESS HIGH SESSION ZERO w/Tim, Ali, Branson, and Joe!

UNLOCKED! Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36 & Campaign Wrap-Up

BONUS Game: Sense & Feelings!

Sundowning

A Visit to Baltimore!

Night Trial Live!

HUMANS

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