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Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY. Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue” Episode Description: Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems,…
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Jeremy Ellett · Stories · English
STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series created by Jeremy Ellett. Season One: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason "Randy Dunning and Ga
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