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Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re thrilled to get the chance to share with you all, one of our favorite Audio Dramas of all time. Its called WE FIX SPACE JUNK and its from our friends at Battle Bird Productions. 'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant socialite fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. When Kilner accepted the job of smuggling escapee Samantha Trapp across the galaxy, she expected the job to be over and done with quickly. But now…
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
Jeremy Ellett · Stories · English
STITCHES is the home of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Christmas Diner and The One Stars. Good Pointe’s lineup of original satirical dark comedies. Each season is a stand-alone limited series created by Jeremy Ellett. Season One: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason "Randy Dunning and Ga
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Feed Drop: Joy to the World
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S3 · E8 · 13 Jul 2026 · 37 min
The One Stars, Episode 8: The Two Santa Claus Theory
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S3 · E7 · 13 Jul 2026 · 25 min
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S3 · E6 · 1 Apr 2026 · 25 min
The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing
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S3 · E5 · 8 Mar 2026 · 18 min
The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed
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S3 · E4 · 1 Mar 2026 · 19 min
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24 Feb 2026 · 25 min
Feed Drop: Finding Pattersby
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S3 · E3 · 17 Feb 2026 · 16 min
The One Stars, Episode 3: Please Hold
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