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Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing. (This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...) Merry Brucemas! Thank you for joining us for another year of Space Junk! If you want to buy Automnicon: The Brucemas Party, you can visit our website, become a patron or visit our GumRoad store! Merry Brucemas…
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We Fix Space Junk
Battle Bird Productions · Stories · English
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dyst
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