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100% Eat

by Striking Distance LLC · English · Arts & Books

Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? 

New episodes: Several times a week
Typical length: 1 hr 6 min
Latest: 13 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

13 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 17 minNew

The Fuggler of Betrayal %% Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast Menu

A Trojan Horse planted by Cheap Ass Gamer finally pays off as Our Heroes have a FRIGHTFUL time at Buffalo Wild Wings. Would vampires really not eat these wings? They're not that garlicky. They're kind of garlicky? BOO! Now who's scared? AWESOME new merch coming soon https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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8 Oct 2026 · 19 min
We Got Used to the Smell? - Jack in the Box Ride Along
The smell is still there and around and we're not EATING in this STINK! We ate inside the sensory nightmare Jack in the Box. Check out our new TV for retro gaming. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
It STINKS %% Jack in the Box Treehouse of Horror Meal
Something died. Or the sewer exploded. It's BAD. And we're not even talking about the food. But imagine eating in a sewer. That's what this episode smells like. We can hardly stand it but we're bringing it TO YOU because these are OUR HEROES. Enjoy this more than we enjoy Jack in the Box, which is on thin ice. We're LIVE tomorrow at 6pm CT 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK: SNACKLOG Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on…
1 Oct 2026 · 22 min
The Fuggler of Apology - Mighty Fine Ride Along
Nick is still the harbinger of good and, luckily for Cheap Ass Gamer, he is also generous in accepting gifts. You know what you did, Jared. Nick knows this. You're absolved. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
Pronounce Our Names Wrong for Mustard %% Mighty Fine Burgers Bijan Dijan Mustard Burge
Hey mustard-lovers, Our Heroes head to local favorite Mighty Fine where Michael has definitely been or maybe not been before. Who knows? Also who knows how to say anyone name right? What we do know is you better get this burger as a double because it does NOT work as a single. We'll be LIVE TOMORROW September 30 at 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK & our New York merch goes on sale! https://100percenteat.store for merch. Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100…
24 Sep 2026 · 21 min
ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along
Our life long dream is to wash our hands again because of this burger. Big Al's Pizza is STILL NOT OPEN! Look at all these hats. Dracula 2000 time, boys. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
The Greasiest Burger Ever Made %% Hopdoddy Bierhaus Wagyu Burger
Sauce Monkey jr is learning consequences and Our Heroes are tackling an Austin favorite: Hopdoddy. Bring a towel because this is the greasiest thing we've ever eaten. Ever. Will this affect the final score? Yes. Grab your Apple Trio(?) and watch this! We'll be LIVE on Wednesday September 30 at 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK & our New York merch goes on sale! https://100percenteat.store for merch. Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to…
17 Sep 2026 · 20 min
Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along
Our Heroes had to go to 2 different BKs to get the Dragon Ball meal but they did it. Sort of. Either way, Sauce Monkey is bringing you good tidings, bit*h. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
15 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
Chicken Nuggets Kaioken x100 %% Burger King Dragon Ball Super Meal
Last time on 100% Eat, Our Heroes are searched harder for these new Burger King Dragon Ball Super meals harder than anyone looked for the Dragon Balls. But with help from an unlikely ally in The Sauce Monkey, we're finally able to try the Super Saiyan sauce. But only one dip each?! Was this any good? Find out next time on 100% Eat. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast…
10 Sep 2026 · 31 min
Pretzel Party in the Streets - Auntie Anne's Ride Along
More like Walk Along. Our Heroes are in the streets with Graysie getting the mozzarella pretzel nuggets but they GOTTA compare them to a NY Pretzel... oh... that's it...? Well maybe WETZELS will stand strong here. Grab an umbrella. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 27 min
Graysie Gets Pretzels LIVE %% Auntie Anne's Mozzarella Stuffed Pretzel Nuggets LIVE From the Bell House
Uhhh ignore how the video looks. You should have seen it before. Our Heroes meet up with Graysie in Brooklyn for live episode from the Bell House. Graysie wanted pretzels and she got pretzels, not just from Auntie Anne's. She also got toys so she doesn't get bored. And stay tuned for a very special YouReview. Thanks to everyone who came out to the live show. We want to do more live shows so let us know where to go next. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with…
3 Sep 2026 · 20 min
Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along
The Entity gave Our Heroes the chicken sandwiches and Nick rang the bell. Don't worry, he ate the parking lot shrimp. It's two chickens in the buns. What the HELL did we get??? Is it fish? Don't ask questions. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
The Entity Feeds Us Chicken? %% A&W Chicken Sandwich
Our Heroes head to A&W to check out their FIRST EVER chicken sandwich. Oh they don't have it? That's okay because a magical entity has arrived to fulfill their request. Wait. Is this... fish? Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27 Aug 2026 · 15 min
Michael: Not a Tajin Guy - Taco Bell Ride Along
Don't worry, Michael feels better now. Grab pack and shack it on the ice cold taco! Bite transition. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
You Owe Sauce Monkey a New Phone %% Taco Bell Tajin Menu
Our Heroes just saw Graysie and we all have to buy Nick a new phone? Why? It's a huge mystery. Either way, we head back to Taco Bell to check out this new Tajin menu which is only medium Tajin. Michael doesn't even LIKE Tajin. Look, it was either this or the decades menu again and that's been a consistent miss. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast…
20 Aug 2026 · 44 min
Marco’s the Long Way - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along
Welcome to Marco’s. We're closed. Go somewhere else. Maybe another Marco’s. Join Our Heroes as we go to the outskirts of Hutto to get pizza. As much as this sounds like a Star Wars reference, it's not. At least these wings stink. Nooooooooo Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
We Can't Win with Marco's %% Marco's NYXL Pizza
Most places have 2 ovens and NONE of them WORK! Go somewhere else, like maybe a Marco's that's further away. Sauce Monkey is in a defensive mood because he didn't get a second pizza. "No" - Sauce Monkey. Anyway the boneless wings stink weird style. Grab a quarter of a pizza and enjoy this episode. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York!Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday.…
13 Aug 2026 · 16 min
Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along
Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
WE SAVE WENDY'S AGAIN %% Wendy's Pretzel Pub
Our Heroes (with some bug assistance) have BROUGHT BACK the Wendy's Pretzel Pub. THEY didn't want to. WE did it. But is it GOOD?!?! Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6 Aug 2026 · 19 min
Calling Out Chapped Ass Gamer - KFC Ride Along
Mayor Mandani, you're invited to our live show on September 3. Anyway Nick didn't pick this and he's mad. He's so mad and petty, he quits. Check out Cheap Ass Gamer and don't eat at gas stations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
The Soda Exploded %% KFC Popcorn Chicken
Our Heroes are BACK just like KFC's Popcorn Chicken. Can these bite sized nuggets save this much maligned chicken shack or is this just not as good as we remember? Honestly they're nailing it on the price point but it takes more than COST to save a restaurant. Also Nick is mad we picked this, you Chapped Ass Gamer. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to…
30 Jul 2026 · 30 min
We Go the Long Way - Carl's Jr Ride Along
Graysie's gotta see this Spongebob painting and Michael's reached a point where he's OVER Nick's Picks. Casey's is here. NOW! This is down here, up here. NOW! This is pre-Heat stream and we were really expecting A LOT of heat. And it's FINE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
Sauce Monkey Looksmaxxing %% Carl's Jr Chickenmaxx Sandwich
Our Heroes will hear no more of Nick's gas station food wants. We're bone smashers now, looking hotter than ever and eating a chicken sandwich that kind of tastes like cafeteria food. Time to film our own commercial for this place. Pigs together strong. Overcome the man in the mansion! 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatliveGrab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The…
23 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
CuckCouple’s Long Ride Along Adventure - Firehouse Subs Ride Along
Our Heroes pick up two drifters from the airport but leave James and Elyse behind. We've got a LONG drive ahead of us but that's okay because there's only one person working at this sandwich shop. Enjoy one of the longest Ride Alongs of ALL TIME. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
The CuckCouple Picked This %% Firehouse Subs Smokin Honey Melts
The CUCKCOUPLE are here?!? James & Elyse are still at the airport. This is a different couple. Don't question Nick's driving, he could have made it. We almost got all the food! The couple picked this and there's only 1 person working. Everyone else? Poopose? Oh Poop Hose. LIVE this wednesday at 6pm on our Discord for 100% HEAT! Don't miss it! Sign up at Patreon.com/100percenteat 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat…
16 Jul 2026 · 14 min
Alamo SUCKS - Chick-fil-A Ride Along
Have you seen Toy Story 5 yet or have you been North of the wall? Sauce Monkey is getting to the bottom of this and it doesn't matter if you get the hubbas. Anyway check out this pimento cheese, Erick. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
14 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
MORE Honey on Chicken Sandwiches? %% Chick-fil-A Honey Pepper Pimento Sandwich
Nick's back and we learn about his father Sweets Monkey. Our Heroes are eating more chicken with honey because this trend refuses to end but does Chick-fil-A do it best? Get your Chick-fil-A Play apps ready and spill water in your laps. And STAY TUNED for a SPECIAL ENDING we've NEVER done before! 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything,…
11 Jul 2026 · 37 min
Microwaved Clams & Mustard Watermelon - Delayed Justice LIVE at Home Brew Austin
Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard watermelon, burger juice, microwaved clams in oatmeal, and MORE! Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email [email protected] Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay…
9 Jul 2026 · 20 min
We, You, God - Jimmy John's Ride Along
Our Heroes are on their way back to the house after getting all the free smells they can handle. Throw this one up on the TV and contemplate our roster of characters. 100 texts later, its bed time. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Blasting on a JBL Speaker %% Jimmy John's Fetty W(r)ap Meal
Our Heroes say Hey What's Up Hello to Jimmy John's and the new Fetty W(r)ap meal. How do you even say this? Whatever. Get your slappers ready, we recap our live show and Nick's Spurs game experience. Sauce Monkey is a natural vlogger. Oh yeah, the food. What's the point of this? We miss Sauce Monkey Classic. 100% Eat LIVE! at Bell House in Brooklyn on September 3. Tickets on sale: https://bit.ly/100percenteatlive Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on…

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100% Eat is a English arts & books podcast from Striking Distance LLC. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Striking Distance LLC
Language: English
Category: Arts & Books
New episodes: Several times a week
Typical length: 1 hr 6 min
Latest episode: 13 Oct 2026
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